**Shannon**

"Shiney."

And I dunno, that picture makes him look kinda... small.

NaiveYetChubby

I hadn't even posted when I saw that, and I was still too lazy to change it.

"Semilcolons."

This is interesting. Kelly was joking with a Z100 DJ about having a boyfriend and she said, per someone who heard it (I haven't), "No, I have no boy in my life, no guy by my side," while laughing. She's being very specific about the gender, isn't she?

ETA: That's just the picture. Dellewis is ALL man in person.

Which reminds me. I still find this funny:



Does anyone know where I can find that cap of Diana on The Tonight Show talking about Simon being "pitchy" and showing very little space between her fingers? Because I like to think she's talking about something else.

I know it's in one of the older Diana threads, but I'm too lazy to find it. The search function should give you specific posts, not threads.

**Shannon**

Ha! And she thought we wouldn't pik up on that.

As for that pic... I wonder if I have it downloaded. I might jsut make a cap.

NaiveYetChubby

"Pik," "jsut."

**Shannon**

I'm so loved. And so are you, because-



(Whoa. Photobucket changed a LOT. Pretty layout, y'all.)

And just 'cause-



Edit: Oh, I've been meaning to say this, but hee - pink guitar.

NaiveYetChubby

Yes, I am. Thank you.

Hee! Leno has no clue what she's talking about. She looked hot that night, yo.

Heh.

Mmm. Diana!Bra.

There were a bunch of Diana/Delly moments on the King of Queens reruns last night. On both episodes, Carrie (Leah Remini) wore pink and black outfits, and in the first one Doug tried to make her feel bad by telling her she had a big forehead and wore too much make-up. "I put on a pair of sweatpants and you look like like you're going to the opera. Or like you're in the opera." Hee.

This is the show, don't forget, that mentioned the sweater with the rainbow and pot of gold.

ETA: Here's a bigger, clearer picture of my Baby Daddy and how I turn him on (and off) :

P Y R O

Delayed .

And I'm posting at work. Or, more to the point, I'm posting while sick at work. In my office, anyway.

So if anyone decides to look at what I'm reading...

**Shannon**

Oh, he's much more manly in that pic.

Xan, I was lurking when I was at Uni. Some girl leant over to me, and goes, "What's... 'Delly'?"

NaiveYetChubby

BWAH!

Talking about Dellewis with my mother, I keep almost calling it that. I don't want to have to explain that, either, although it's better than her knowing I discuss Diana in pink lingerie and anything that makes me wet.

The online store I'm TRYING to order Dellewis from (it's being really slow) has a phone number that includes 244. That's a sign, yo. And I think I may have to call it because the forms are being screwy on my computer. That will make me giggle while I dial.

Another sign? I found I'm usually pretty good at guessing when a Kelly song will come on the radio. Almost every time I hear MI, I'll think, "Maybe MI will be on this station" just as I put it on.... Well, today I was switching to the local AC station thinking, "Maybe I'll finally hear one of Diana's songs," and what was on? AMLT. Even my intuition is confusing them now. Like the title of the thread says: Two halves. One soul.

**Shannon**

I'm sure she doesn't really want to know what makes you wet, anyway.

BWAHA!

NaiveYetChubby

Yeah, well, if I keep blasting AI music and not hear her knocking or see her standing in the doorway, she just may find out.

P Y R O

I've been confusing the two for about two months now.

NaiveYetChubby

Sure. Consciously is one thing. Confusing them on a deeper level? That's weird. Something else happened last night and I almost confused the two of them, but I can't remember what it was. That was consciously, though.

And again on King of Queens, Doug had to roast his boss and he joked about the great new ideas he'd introduced to the workplace, including, "Take Your Underaged Girlfriend To Work Day." I wonder if Kelly has any of those days.

During one of the commercial breaks, that mortgage refinancing commercial that uses "Think" came on, and my mother said, "Diana!" It wasn't Diana singing it, but you know.... Delly signs.

P Y R O

I don't know why, but that cracks me up.

NaiveYetChubby

So do you think the painkillers have worn off and Diana is engaging in a little Good Morning Phone Sex with Kelly to make herself feel better? I think so.