[~DresdenDoll~]

Ted: The truth is: My friend, he does this thing where he goes to airports with fake luggage to pick up girls and we followed some here to Philadelphia. That's it, that's all this is
Airport Security Guard: Nobody's that lame.
Ted: Yes, he's that lame. [to Barney] Tell him you're that lame.
Barney: We are international businessmen!

I LOVE this episode!

[*~*Rach*~*]

I'm watching Something Blue. The whole thing is quotable!

"Oh god, this is the 12th most worried I've ever been that someone's pregnant."

[DanceWithLife]

Originally Posted by KervyQT16 (View Post) "like in blackjack..." Robin: My father was a cigar fanatic. It was the only way to get his attention. Barney: Father issues. Hot. Robin: Yeah, I know. I was this close from being a huge ****. Barney: **** would've been better, but I'll settle for bro. Especially now that Ted's with Victoria and can't drink. Because he's pregnant... because he's the girl. Robin: Come on, Ted can't be pregnant. You need to have sex to get pregnant. Barney: What up! Freeze-frame high five!

I love that one.

[mystic2182]

Awww I love when Robin and Barney are bros. That had some great moments in it. And the quotes are hilarious!

[Lonely Smile]

Marshall: I think we're going to wait on the baby thing. I mean I love babies. Babies rule. Pudgy arms and stuff. But, uh, they make you old. Kinda like this anchor weighing you down to one spot... forever.

I am so with Marshall on this way of thinking!

[~DresdenDoll~]

I agree with him as well And I also love what follows: not awkward guys. Not awkward unless we let it be awkward

And from the same episode:

Lily: [seeing Barney's shiny shirt] Hey, we are wearing the same shirt! No, wait, that's just my shirt reflected in yours.
Barney: One of the 24 similarities between women and fish are they're both attracted to shiny objects. You really never read my blog do you?

[DanceWithLife]

Barney and Lily are awesome at funny lines.

[otherwise]

Barney and Lily bounce stuff off each other really well.

[DanceWithLife]

I wonder how much of their stuff is ad-libbed...

And I love this one:

Barney: "It's a dirty story isn't it? You guys went out to dinner, did it in a kitchen and got caught. Scherbatsky reeks of someone who likes to get caught!" Robin: "Ok, now I have to wash up for two reasons."

[fetch]

Marshall: It's been 45 minutes. We could have had sex 4 times by now
Lily: Try 5! [they high-five]

[~DresdenDoll~]

I LOVE that scene!

Random:

Barney: But James, what woman's gonna wanna have sex with me? It's not like I'm a Backstreet Boy.

[Summer Falls]

lol i love these quotes nice one ~DresdenDoll~ thats totally funny love barney

[DanceWithLife]

I love the Backstreet Boy one too.

[~DresdenDoll~]

Barney: And not even the good Backstreet Boys... the older lame-dance-move comeback tour Backstreet Boys.
Ted: Good Backstreet Boys?



Oh and please call me Do

[DanceWithLife]

Ok, I have a new favorite

Robin: "Springsteen is like the American Bryan Adams!"

As a Canadian myself, that made me laugh way too hard