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Great quotes!
Marshall: Dude, that is just, like, a weenie-ass idea. Ted: No! It was awesome! I had a great night, I'm never going to see her again, and there's no way to ruin it. Marshall: Ted, how do I explain this to you: last night I ate the best cake of my life. You think I'm gonna let that cake out of my life? Hell no! I'm gonna find out what bakery made that cake, and then I'm gonna get some more cake! Ted: The cake really got to you, huh? Marshall: ... It haunts me. __________________
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Lily: "She had just as much sex with Barney as Barney had with her!"
Robin: "You know what? I'm not sure that's true!" __________________
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Those are great quotes! I love Marshall talking about the wedding cake.
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I loved this scene from the ****ty Pumpking episode.
Robin: How do you do this Ted? How do sit out here all night, in the cold, and still have faith that your pumpkin's going to show up? Ted: Well, I'm pretty drunk. Look I know the odds are, the love of my life isn't going to magically walk through that door in a pumpkin costume at 2:43 in the morning. But it just seems as nice a spot as any to just...you know, sit and wait. Barney: What's that? Self five? Nice! We out! Suited Guy: High five. Hippie Barney: Sorry, I only give high two’s. [gives peace sign] Barney: You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story. (personal note...I constantly say "true story" now because of this show. ) Waiter: Do you want that gravy on something? Ted: ...Surprise me. Robin: I'd take you with gravy if my boyfriend wasn't sitting right here. Just kidding, I'm good! Lily: What are you so chirpy about? Ted: She's still drunk from last night. Robin: I don't think so! WOOOOOO! |
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That was from "The Sweet Taste of Liberty" from S1.
Have you ever seen Bob Saget's comedy show... BAD! My advice: Don't... __________________
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I've seen him at the Laugh Factory over here, he was very...raunchy. Yeah, that's a good way to put it...
Ted: So what, you..uh..you want me to do a shot? Barney: Oh no! I want you to do FIVE shots. Marshall: Oh, more interesting. Ted: Barney, I think you've officially... Barney: NO! Don't think. DO! Marshall: Ted, he's right. You over-think. Maybe, you should over-drink. Marshall and Barney: Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Ted: Uh Lily, will you tell these guys how stupid they're being? Lily: Guys, you are being immature and moronic and DRINK DRINK DRINK! __________________
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I love that one. Lily is such a guys' girl.
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She is, I swear that's the one reason she gets fits with Marshall so well, she is allowed to be herself and he's allowed to be himself.
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Barney: Alright, fine, the stripper at Stewart’s Bachelor Party was a 15.
Ted: She was 15?!?! Barney: A 15...like in blackjack. Ted: As in, not sure whether you’d hit it? Barney: Exactly! Ted: Nice. __________________
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I love that one.
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I love it when Ted humours Barney. Like in The Bracket when he admits to reading his blog when he was bored at work!
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"like in blackjack..."
Robin: My father was a cigar fanatic. It was the only way to get his attention. Barney: Father issues. Hot. Robin: Yeah, I know. I was this close from being a huge ****. Barney: **** would've been better, but I'll settle for bro. Especially now that Ted's with Victoria and can't drink. Because he's pregnant... because he's the girl. Robin: Come on, Ted can't be pregnant. You need to have sex to get pregnant. Barney: What up! Freeze-frame high five! __________________
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Marshall: I look like one of the Backstreet Boys!
Barney: HA! You totally do! And not even the good Backstreet Boys, the the older, lame dance move comeback tour Backstree Boys. Ted: ...The good Backstreet Boys? __________________
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