[You. Yes. You.]

Share your favorite quotes here!

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Some of my favorites from S1.

Marshall: I think we're going to wait on the baby thing. I mean I love babies. Babies rule. Pudgy arms and stuff. But, uh, they make you old. Kinda like this anchor weighing you down to one spot... forever. Claire: I'm three months pregnant. Marshall: [surprised] Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don't let it be awkward. [nervously smiles, then walks away]

Barney: Ted, your problem is all you do is think, think, think. I'm teaching you how to do, do, do. Marshall: Doo-doo! [laughs] Barney: [chuckles] Totally.

Ted: At least someone appreciates the fact that I am doing and not thinking. [pause] Ted: And now, I don't think I won't not go to the bathroom.

Barney: What's that left hand? Right hand suck? Word!

Barney: I've done so much good today, I've got, like, a 'soul boner.'

[KAI]

"Great! I hope you are happy, you sunk my battleship!"

and...

"LEGEN - wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant because the second half of this word is - DAIRY!"

[You. Yes. You.]

One of my favorites is:

Barney: My nose was just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out.

[Evil Poptart]

^ lol! I love that one when Barney as sick.
My other favorite
Barney: You see, whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.


And some others...
Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out. We're gonna meet some ladies, it's gonna be *legendary*. Phone-five!
(pause)
Barney: You didn't phone-five, did you?
(pause)
Barney: I know when you don't phone-five Ted


Ted: Don't say "legendary." You're too liberal with the word "legendary."
(flashback)
Barney: We're building an igloo in Central Park. It's going to be legendary! Snowsuit up!

[You. Yes. You.]

That last one is easily one of the classics!

[tifa_look_alike]

Barney has the best lines in the show!

[mystic2182]

There are too many Barney quotes... I don't know how they can get through anything with out laughing hysterically.

[*~*Rach*~*]

The ones that stick in my head right now are all from Come On because I just rewatched it last night, but I particularly love:

"A rain dance? A rain dance. A dance to make it rain."

"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason and it's not a good look for me!"

"I roast a mean weenie!"

Barney: Come on, I know it didn't work out between us but we did have a relationship.
Penelope: We had sex in your car twice and then you dumped me. How is that a relationship?
Barney: Twice!

Penelope: This wrong guy. Is he a huge jackass?
Ted: Absolutely.
Penelope: Kinda like Barney?
Ted: Kinda!
Barney: Hey!
Penelope: You hit on my mom!
Barney: We weren't exclusive!

(Although the "you hit on my mom" line is what makes that part for me, not Barney's line. Amy's delivery is just spot on!"

Penelope: Okay, crouch down and bend over a little bit!
Barney: Wow! It took five shots of tequila to get you into that position!
Penelope: I will throw you off this roof!

[DanceWithLife]

I love all the quotes posted so far!

[looking at the stars]

Thanks for posting so many quotes I need to quote a little to later

[*~*Rach*~*]

Just watched Where Were We and The Scorpion and the Toad

For the first time...EVER...the three of us are single at the same time. I've dreamed about this day, boys, and it is going to be LE-GEN-DARY. Together we will own this city. Any time a girl wants to get back at her ex-boyfriend, we'll be there. Any time a girl wants to...solve her father issues through promiscuity and binge drinking WE WILL BE there. Any time a bachelorette party drives through the city in a limo, sticking their heads out the sunroof, shouting "WHAT'S UP NEW YORK!!", we will be what is 'up' New York! Gentlemen, we are about to embark on... Oh man, you guys did it, didn't you?!

[You. Yes. You.]

Any time a bachelorette party drives through the city in a limo, sticking their heads out the sunroof, shouting "WHAT'S UP NEW YORK!!", we will be what is 'up' New York!

Haha, I totally just heard him say that in my head and it made me LMAO. I love the delivery of that line.

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This thread just makes me laugh. All those quotes are .

Some random ones...

Robin: The Canadian thanksgiving celebrates explorer Martin Frobisher's valiant, yet ultimately, unsuccessful attempt to find the Northwest Passage.
Barney: Why are you guys even a country?

Barney: Where is your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up," I'd like you to put on a suit!
Ted: I did, that one time.
Barney: It was a blazer!

Marshall: Oh, penguins are cool. Kinda like black-and-white Ewoks. I approve.

Robin: Short in the front, long in the back, that is the mullet of wedding dresses.

Robin: She's a keeper, just keep her somewhere else

[*~*Rach*~*]

Originally Posted by You. Yes. You. (View Post) Haha, I totally just heard him say that in my head and it made me LMAO. I love the delivery of that line.

That's my favourite part of the line! I had "Rachael is what is up New York" as my Facebook status once, but I realised it didn't make sense to anybody who hadn't seen it and just made me look stupid!

I also love everything Drunk Ted says in the Pineapple Incident.