++Cam++

Ditto. Too many love stories, some contrived some not, squeezed into one movie. I liked parts of the love stories of Colin Firth, Laura Linney, Liam Neeson and Emma Thompson. THe whole movie was kind of a mess.

NaiveYetChubby

And Laura Linney, who was mostly almost getting hit in the face by her brother.

Topic (to keep with the Christmas theme of Love Actually) - Kelly in a Santa hat and Diana chanting, "***** me, Santa!"

P Y R O

I love Love Actually. I love Emma Thompson in it most, though.

**Shannon**

Also: Steak. Knife. Of. Love.

NaiveYetChubby

Well, yes, of course the Steak. (was: "Strak.") Knife. Of. Love.

And on the Kitchen Counter.

**Shannon**

I'm partial to on the Entertainment (AI segment) section of the paper, myself.

NaiveYetChubby

That's a good place, too.

I'm still partial to Fantasia's new car, because I'm sick and the Retarded Amoeba have pissed me off.

Also, a bed would be nice every once in a while.

**Shannon**

A... bed? I'm not sure that The Delly knows what that is. They're rather kinky, you know.

I just had an image of chains and feathers. Mmmm.

NaiveYetChubby

REALLY?!

Hmmm. Interesting.

**Shannon**

Yes. I feel the need to uh, go take a bath.

NaiveYetChubby

Steak. Knife. Of. Love....

Placed through a picture of Simon Cowell in the Entertainment section of the newspaper as The Delly do it on the Sports section.

**Shannon**

Hah!

I like that. I think that's my favourite sexual position (?) for them.

NaiveYetChubby

I wouldn't really call it a "position." But I'm quite proud of myself for thinking of it. You know, they're going to be very dirty and covered in ink with all this sex on top of newspapers. That means more "showers"! Except, they'd never get clean there, either.

**Shannon**

They could get clean in a dirty way. I'm sure with all that water, they'd be clean eventually.

NaiveYetChubby

Even if they have to spend all day trying.