American Idol - The Delly Perversion #6 - Steak. Knife. Of. Love.

NaiveYetChubby · 07-16-2004, 07:46 AM

There are no pics to fit the thread title, unfortunately, so when all else fails...

Official List of Perverts (aka The Delly Llama)

1. NaiveYetChubby
2. **Shannon**
3. P Y R O

If you want to be added, give a 2:44 orgasmic scream.

The (Maybe, Probably Not, Because I'll Probably Have Missed Some Things,) Complete Delly Dictionary

2:44 - The exact moment in which Diana urges everyone into an orgasmic frenzy.
Bunnies - Sister to 'Sunshine', one of a pair of Diana's greatest assets after her voice. (Left.)
Delationship - Diana and Kelly's relationship.
Deli - Generally used as a shorter word for, 'Delicatessan', but in this case a word used by unwanted parental figures while having perverted thoughts about The Delly's 'Ellipses' and 'Semicolons'.
Delictionary - The nifty little list you're reading right now.
Delorgasm - Diana and Kelly's simultaneous orgasm, sometimes expressed in song.
I Delieve - Shorthand for, "I believe in The Delly".
Dellycious - An obvious play on words; 'Delicious'.
Dianaction - Something Kelly sees a great deal of.
Dianass - Diana's answer to The Bootay.
Ding Dong - The name of Kelly's nasty alter ego in the bedroom.
Dunklescot - The official Delly mascot - Brian Dunkleman.
Ellipsis - Metaphor for either Kelly or Diana's "special place".
Honey - Pet name for Diana's 'ellipsis'.
Kitchen Counter - Key place for The Delly's lovemaking. Sometimes used with 'Steak. Knife. Of. Love.'
Milkshake - The name of Diana's nasty alter ego in the bedroom.
**** - "Stuff Like U There"; Kelly wants some huggin' and some teasin' and some muggin' and some pleasin' and some "stuff" like Diana.
Semicolon - Metaphor for either Kelly or Diana's tongue.
Steak. Knife. Of. Love. - Item used for quick and handy removal of The Delly's clothing.
Sunshine - Sister to 'Bunnies', one of a pair of Diana's greatest assets after her voice. (Right.)
The Deathgrip of Love - Kelly's way of telling Diana that she wanted a little nookie backstage after "Impossible Dream".
The Delly Llama - The group of people who 'Delieve'. Llama because we're dirty like animals.
Trilling - Kelly's favourite tongue vibration technique of Diana's.

(Credit to Shannon.)

**Shannon** · 07-16-2004, 07:50 AM

The Delictionary's getting quite full, isn't it? *wipes tear away* I'm so proud.

NaiveYetChubby · 07-16-2004, 07:52 AM

I know. And yet, there's only three people on the list of Delievers. How sad for us.

You know, I haven't gone over to that Delly group on MSN I created in a good month and a half.

Go, me!

**Shannon** · 07-16-2004, 07:54 AM

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Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby
I know. And yet, there's only three people on the list of Delievers. How sad for us.

We're dedicated.

(Delidicated?)

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Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby
You know, I haven't gone over to that Delly group on MSN I created in a good month and a half. Go, me!

I've been there a couple times, and I keep meaning to post something, except... We're never on topic in HERE, so I wouldn't know what to write there.

NaiveYetChubby · 07-16-2004, 07:58 AM

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Originally posted by **Shannon**
(Delidicated?)

That word sounds like we're injured or ill. And since we clearly share some kind of mental illness, I think that should go in the Delictionary!

Quote:

I've been there a couple times, and I keep meaning to post something, except... We're never on topic in HERE, so I wouldn't know what to write there.

Does anyone even post there? Because it was pretty much dead for a couple of weeks before I stopped checking altogether.

**Shannon** · 07-16-2004, 08:02 AM

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Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby
That word sounds like we're injured or ill. And since we clearly share some kind of mental illness, I think that should go in the Delictionary!

Go for it

Quote:

Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby
Does anyone even post there? Because it was pretty much dead for a couple of weeks before I stopped checking altogether.

Not really.

No-one posted there in about a month, I don't think.

**Shannon** · 07-17-2004, 08:05 AM

Steak. Knife. Of. Love.

Sure, it's in the title... Hell, it IS the title. But it still needs to be reiterated in here once in a while

(was: ".;0")

NaiveYetChubby · 07-17-2004, 08:19 AM

It should be said at least once every 24-hour period.

**Shannon** · 07-17-2004, 08:22 AM

That should be a neccessary rule for Delieving.

Finalllyyyyy... Iiii... Deleeeeeeve.

NaiveYetChubby · 07-17-2004, 08:26 AM

I noticed in the Stone Mountain Park performance of IB, Diana sang, "Did you find a pot of gold." Not "your" pot of gold, just any ol' pot of gold that's lying around, I guess.

**Shannon** · 07-17-2004, 08:28 AM

Hah! She felt the need to make it a little less campy, I guess. Because, really. A pot of gold at the end of a rainbow isn't a single person's. It's just a pot of gold. And I'm looking far too deeply into this. YAY DIANA!

P Y R O · 07-17-2004, 08:32 AM

Is she sharing Kelly, then?

NaiveYetChubby · 07-17-2004, 08:42 AM

But, you see, the pot of gold, whether it's "a" or "your," is a metaphor. It's a metaphor for "your special thing," as the writer of "Flying Without Wings" would say. And some people find that in the faces of their children, some people find it in the turkey sandwich over which they punched out their brother.

**Shannon** · 07-17-2004, 08:43 AM

Oh. Apparently I was a retarded child then, because I just expected this lovely massive pot of literal gold at the end of rainbows.

NaiveYetChubby · 07-17-2004, 08:48 AM

In the song, it's a metaphor. It's supposed to be a "real" pot of gold in real life. So you're not retarded. For that reason, anyway.


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