American Idol - The Delly Perversion #6 - Steak. Knife. Of. Love. - Page 17

**Shannon** · 07-24-2004, 07:21 AM

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Paula kept throwing in, "And George! And George!" which left only John. There was NO reason to single him out, and her bitchery only continued on the entertainment shows the following night.

Ouch. I would have started crying right there, I think. (Hell, I'd cry at ANYTHING those judges said to me.

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Yep. It makes me wet.

What? How did that sentence get there?

I can't imagine.

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ETA: I should get going. I may be back in a few hours, or I may not. Don't start the new thread without me, or I'll be sad.

Yes, ma'am!

NaiveYetChubby · 07-24-2004, 11:21 AM

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Ouch. I would have started crying right there, I think. (Hell, I'd cry at ANYTHING those judges said to me.)

I would cry, even though I wouldn't really care. Does that make sense? I'd also flip them the bird.

My search for a cheap Dellewis turned up empty, but I had a Delly-filled time looking for one. First I heard "Breakaway" on the radio for the first time, then a little later "Because You Loved Me" was on (and it actually took me a minute to recognize it... I was thinking, 'This sounds familiar...' It wasn't until my mother said something about Diana that it clicked), then walking through Best Buy, I glanced up just in time to see a few slots of Diana's single. Some were more full than others, but it was nice to see three or four Smug!Dianas right in a row at the top of the section. Glanced over the CDs in FYE just to see Thankful as I passed by, and when I was sitting outside of some clothing store with a bunch of pink/black ensembles in the window (there was some white thrown in), a couple walked by and I heard the man say "...bright and bubbly..."

Signs, signs, everywhere there are signs of The Delly.

ETA: I also saw the AI3 book in Walden's. The pages are like magazine pages! What kind of cheapass book is that? Flipped through and saw a few cute Diana shots, though.

**Shannon** · 07-25-2004, 12:40 AM

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Signs, signs, everywhere there are signs of The Delly.

HEE to your Delly day. (I want Diana to say, "C'mon! Have a good ol' Delly day, y'all!")

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ETA: I also saw the AI3 book in Walden's. The pages are like magazine pages! What kind of cheapass book is that? Flipped through and saw a few cute Diana shots, though.

I would have ripped the pages ou-- I mean, bought the book.

NaiveYetChubby · 07-25-2004, 12:45 AM

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I want Diana to say, "C'mon! Have a good ol' Delly day, y'all!"

BWAH!

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I would have ripped the pages ou-- I mean, bought the book.

That's not very nice. Why wouldn't you want to line Simon Fuller's pockets?

And the cover has the cute Jonana DePeter LewGarmo, so I would have had to rip the cover off, too.

**Shannon** · 07-25-2004, 12:54 AM

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That's not very nice. Why wouldn't you want to line Simon Fuller's pockets?

Heh. You know, for some reason, I just don't like the guy. I wonder why that is...?

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And the cover has the cute Jonana DePeter LewGarmo, so I would have had to rip the cover off, too.

I'm sure they wouldn't have noticed.

NaiveYetChubby · 07-25-2004, 01:17 AM

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Heh. You know, for some reason, I just don't like the guy. I wonder why that is...?

Not a clue. He seems like such a stand-up, admirable guy.

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I'm sure they wouldn't have noticed.

I'm sure.

Topic: The Delly are currently having their middle-of-the-night phone sex. I hope Diana locked the bathroom door.

**Shannon** · 07-25-2004, 01:30 AM

Yes, I'm sure Jasmine wouldn't want to walk in on Diana's self-ellipsis lovin'.

I'm sure JPL would, though.

NaiveYetChubby · 07-25-2004, 01:34 AM

Too bad the only woman on JPL's tour bus is John's mother.

And judging by the way Jazzy's always tugging on Diana's arm to get her away from LaToya, she might NOT mind walking in on her.

I hope Jennifer keeps an eye on her for Kelly.

**Shannon** · 07-25-2004, 01:37 AM

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And judging by the way Jazzy's always tugging on Diana's arm to get her away from LaToya, she might NOT mind walking in on her.

I'm torn bewteen laughter, and "ew."

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Too bad the only woman on JPL's tour bus is John's mother.

But that one is definitely ew.

NaiveYetChubby · 07-25-2004, 01:43 AM

No doubt it's an "ew" for JPL/John's mom. But I really can't blame Jasmine. If it was Jennifer, The Third Person, Amy or George walking in on Diana, though, it would be a different story. I have no clue why I don't mind DiToya flirting.

**Shannon** · 07-25-2004, 01:52 AM

Well, I don't blame Jas. Because, hey. If I knew Diana was having some alone time with herself, and it was possible for me to walk in and see? Well, I ain't stupid.

Hmm, I never considered DiToya. I wouldn't hate it.

But The Delly is the true way, yo.

New thread.


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