How-very-girl629

I know. I was reading it and I kept hearing how people were like omg its sooo original and I was just like...oh gee, this doesn't remind me of any couple.


If Angel sparkled I could not ship Bangel. No.

Redlight-Electr0

Yo Twihaters check this out.

Encyclopedia Dramatica

natural_disaster

Sparkling Angel!

Uh... no.

I'm not necessarily a Twihater as much as an EB hater.

Which I suppose is the same thing as hating Twilight.

provocative

I love that comic strip where they "frolic" over the rainbow. It pretty much describes the entire plot of Twilight

rummagingforanswers

UGH, I know. Granted, I haven't read the books nor seen the movie (because I have NO interest in doing so), but from everything I've heard, um, so what's so ~*epic*~ about a girl being ****ing obsessed with an 107 year old vampire?

Like, OOH, that sounds like true love. Why are so many people obsessed with them? Bella sounds super annoying & she apparently just thinks Edward is total perfection. Ew. I hate love stories like that. So unhealthy.

natural_disaster

Brooke you should just to see how pathetic it is. That's why I read them.

How-very-girl629

I love it!!!!
Every word is true!

sanna_o75

Stephanie Meyer just coped stuff from True Blood. Just reversed it a bit. In Twillight Edward is a telepath, he can't hear her and is intruiged by it. In True Blood it's Sookie who is a telepath and when she meets Vampire Bill she can't hear him and is one of the first things she likes about him because she thinks it's peaceful around him since she can't hear his thougts.

I know that Stephanie has said that she dreamed the idea to the books, but she must have heard about the True Blood books or something and then dreamt it :lol;

Bill/Sookie FTW!!

natural_disaster

I can't help but love the Meyer bashing in that.

Where was she hailed as the next JK Rowling? Only a three year old would say something so stupid.

How-very-girl629

Same thing.

Brooke read it! and Join in the mocking fun. But borrow it from the library don't give the idiot fake writer more money.

natural_disaster

Yeah, definitely borrow.

sanna_o75

How-very-girl629

And then idiots are like True blood copied Meyers. The true blood books have been out for how long now?
Twilight is True Blood in a g rating, and Buffy with one dimensional characters and no real ****ing angst,
Edwards like I must bite you...no wait I'm fine but we still can't be together.

rummagingforanswers

I should! I have a few friends who did just that. Those are the ones who tell me how hilariously bad it is. But it doesn't even matter if it's a Twilight-lover or a Twilight-hater telling me about it...any way you spin it, it sounds HORRIBLE. Like when the EB lovers start explaining their love story, I just cringe.

Also. Stephanie Meyers sounds like a total pyscho.

How-very-girl629

Omg I get sooo mad when people say Twilight is the next HP. I may loathe HP romances but Rowling is a good writer and HP has depth compared to Twilight, which has nothing.