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Old 10-03-2011, 09:03 PM
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Old 10-04-2011, 06:35 PM
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Oh, then I just look plain crazy.
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Old 10-06-2011, 01:18 PM
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Homer: Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
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Old 10-06-2011, 08:15 PM
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Yes Homer, you'd be millionaires.
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Old 10-06-2011, 09:21 PM
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Homer has never been good with numbers

Hibbert: "Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks."
Lisa: "I'm sorry, Dad."
Homer: "It's all right. I understand. But we really could've used that twelve thousand dollars."
Lisa: "Um, Dad, ten percent of a hundred and twenty million dollars isn't twelve thousand dollars. It's..."
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Old 10-06-2011, 10:02 PM
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Ha I love that one.
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Old 10-07-2011, 01:24 AM
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Haha! Just imagine if Marge had got kinda shifty then, and moved her eyes about as if to say 'Oh no, Homer knows about my Radioactive Men... what do I do?'

EDIT: Just thought I'd add a random Marge quote.

You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:01 AM
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You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
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Isn't that the truth!
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Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.
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Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.
That's our Homer, always stating the obvious!
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Old 10-08-2011, 09:26 AM
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Does he even think about what he's saying?
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Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.
I'm surprised he knew a weasel was an animal.
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