The Simpsons - The Simpsons Funny Quotes #8: Operator! Give me the number for 911! - Page 2

ZombieVillain · 09-30-2011, 04:22 PM

Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

Sincerely, Me. · 09-30-2011, 05:01 PM

What a thing to say to a child.

Bart: Sorry, Lise. I can't be a vegetarian. I love the taste of death.

ZombieVillain · 09-30-2011, 06:37 PM

That's a good quote! Which episode is that one from?

Sincerely, Me. · 09-30-2011, 08:56 PM

Season 19; Apocalypse Cow.

ZombieVillain · 10-01-2011, 09:22 AM

Thanks! I'll have to look that up. Most of the episodes in the later seasons I've only seen once around the time they aired. I usually just stick with the DVD's.

Sweet Embrace · 10-01-2011, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sincerely, Me. (View Post)

What a thing to say to a child.

Bart: Sorry, Lise. I can't be a vegetarian. I love the taste of death.

Thats a great quote. I like that episode. Most of the new ones I don't but that one had some funny moments.

Sincerely, Me. · 10-01-2011, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ZombieVillain (View Post)

Thanks! I'll have to look that up. Most of the episodes in the later seasons I've only seen once around the time they aired. I usually just stick with the DVD's.

Same here. Some of the old ones I've seen so many times cause of reruns on tv and the dvds.

Grilka · 10-01-2011, 09:23 PM

Bart: So, Mr. Burns, you're saying my dad has gone insane, and thinks he's a god, and broken off all contact with the outside world?
Smithers: I told you Simpson was a poor choice, sir.
Mr. Burns: You know, Smithers, "I told you so" has a brother. His name is, "Shut the hell up"!

Sincerely, Me. · 10-02-2011, 01:20 AM

LOL feisty Mr. Burns.

Sweet Embrace · 10-02-2011, 05:18 AM

Thats brilliant

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

Sincerely, Me. · 10-02-2011, 09:23 AM

HAHAHA. That's one of my favourite lines ever.

ZombieVillain · 10-03-2011, 01:19 PM

Bart: Look behind you, Radioactive Man! The sun is exploding again!
Marge: Bart, why are you talking like that?
Homer: Yeah, and who the hell are you talking to? Marge, do you have
other men in this house? Radioactive men?

Sweet Embrace · 10-03-2011, 01:21 PM

Oh Homer, radioactive men

Sincerely, Me. · 10-03-2011, 06:07 PM

LOL. That's a good one.

Grilka · 10-03-2011, 07:20 PM

Yes Homer, she's keeping Radioactive men in the house. I don't know whether to lol or roll my eyes.


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