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Another favorite sequence: "Iron helps us play!"
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Homer: This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's Comet collided with the moon!
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Homer Simpson: Quiet honey, you don't know how big this government is. It goes all the way to the President.
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Marge: My husband has forgot our last three anniversaries, he made a badminton net out of my wedding dress, which he never uses, and last week, he called out his bowling ball's name during sex!!!
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Homer: There's no need for apologies, guys. You're rock stars! You're supposed to be reckless and destructive, and be celebrated for behavior that would land normal people in jail!
Keith Richards: That's what I told them! __________________
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99. Well, crying isn’t gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog. -Homer Simpson.
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Ned: We're gonna crash!
Homer: Do you have air bags? Ned: No! The church opposes them for some reason! __________________
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Homer looks miserable
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It's from the episode where Homer takes over for Smithers.
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