[Forever Eden]

Homer(while playibg with ned's beetles figurines): hey Beetles look at me i'm Michael Jackson I own all your songs la la la.

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Originally Posted by Forever Eden Lisa: You're gay for Moleman! Bart: No you're gay for Moleman! Hans Moleman(sadly): No one's gay for Moleman. Class: Lisa likes Nelson! Milhouse: She does not! Class: Milhouse likes Lisa! Janie: He does not! Class: Janie Likes Milhouse! Ooder:She does not! Class: Ooder likes Milhouse! Teacher: Nobody likes Milhouse!

LOL, I LOOVE it!!

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Originally Posted by Jade Hunter Nelson: Hey, check this out! Skinner makes $25,000 a year! Kids: Wow! Bart: Let's see, (on calculator) he's forty-years-old, times twenty-five grand... Whoa! He's a millionare! Kids: Wow! Skinner: (in the dodgeball sack) (resentfully) I wasn't a Principal when I was ONE! Nelson: (ignoring Skinner) AND he paints houses in the summer! Milhouse: He's a billionare! Kids: Wow! Ned: (gasp) We're going to crash! Homer: Do you have airbags? Ned: No! The church opposes them for some reason! Superintendant Chalmers: (threateningly) There had better be a good reason for this. Bart: (ashamed) There is, sir. Chalmers: (brightens) Oh. Then I'm happy. [Chalmers drives off on snowmobile without getting the explanation.]

That's one of my fave Simpsons episodes ever!!!! I laugh pretty much through the whole entire episode!!

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Originally Posted by Forever Eden Homer(while playibg with ned's beetles figurines): hey Beetles look at me i'm Michael Jackson I own all your songs la la la.

LMFAO!!!!

[Forever Eden]

Lenny: What's the matter Homer I thought someone with two wives would be happy
Carl: No you're thinking of someone with two knives
Moe holding two knives: I gotta tell ya this is pretty terrific.

Homer: Ah the sweet couple of seconds before I remember why i'm sleeping on the lawn.

Homer to Grandpa: How dare you alter my perception of what old people are capable of.

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Originally Posted by Forever Eden Lenny: What's the matter Homer I thought someone with two wives would be happy Carl: No you're thinking of someone with two knives Moe holding two knives: I gotta tell ya this is pretty terrific. Homer: Ah the sweet couple of seconds before I remember why i'm sleeping on the lawn. Homer to Grandpa: How dare you alter my perception of what old people are capable of.

[Jade Hunter]

Wiggum: (thoughtful) Oh, yeah. I'd date that Ned, if I was a woman, or gay. He seems like a cuddler, and I like that.

Lisa: You can't drive, dad, he's got your license!
Homer: (determined) I'm gonna try anyway! [Inserts key, turns ignition, engine starts] (gasp) It works! It's a miracle!

Bart: Every time we tango, you end up in jail. I'm 6 for 0.
Bob: That may be, but this time, I can't fail. (steps forward, rake hits face) (shudders) Rakes. My arch enemy.
Bart: I thought I was your enemy.
Bob: I have a life outside of you, you know.

[As Bart destroys the plastic Krusty figure outside of Krusty Burger, with Bob cackling]
Eddie: Uh, Chief, you might wanna take a look outside.
[They look out the window.]
Bob: (as Bart keeps hitting the figure) That's it! Kill Krusty! Just like you'll kill him tomorrow night! (cackles)
Wiggum: (smiles) Aw, it's so great to see a kid using a wooden bat again.

[Firestar007]

Great quotes The Springfield PD at it's finest

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[QUOTE=Jade Hunter]

Wiggum: (thoughtful) Oh, yeah. I'd date that Ned, if I was a woman, or gay. He seems like a cuddler, and I like that.

Lisa: You can't drive, dad, he's got your license! Homer: (determined) I'm gonna try anyway! [Inserts key, turns ignition, engine starts] (gasp) It works! It's a miracle!

[As Bart destroys the plastic Krusty figure outside of Krusty Burger, with Bob cackling] Eddie: Uh, Chief, you might wanna take a look outside. [They look out the window.] Bob: (as Bart keeps hitting the figure) That's it! Kill Krusty! Just like you'll kill him tomorrow night! (cackles) Wiggum: (smiles) Aw, it's so great to see a kid using a wooden bat again.

Gotta love Wiggum

[Jade Hunter]

Comic Book Guy: Let's see here. X-rated girls, already bookmarked, dial extra sex. (sees Homer's site) MR. X? (ponders) Hmm, shall I cross the final frontier? (crosses the frontier, only to find news about Mayor Quimby) What's this? Stolen funds? Pothole money used for swimming pool? (trembling in anger) There is NO emoticon for what I'm feeling!

Skinner: (also reading) Our mayor is corrupt? Mr. "X" has done this town a great service, despite his poor grammar and spelling.
Agnes: (off-screen) Seymour, are you looking at naked ladies?
Skinner: No, Mother.
Agnes: (off-screen) You sissy!

[Firestar007]

Love the quotes, I love that episode

[Jade Hunter]

Number 6: Welcome, friend. I'm Number 6.
Number 15: I'm Number Fifteen. What number are you?
Homer: I am not a number! I am a man! And don't you ever - oh wait...[notices a button on his lapel with a "5" on it] I'm Number Five. Ha-ha! In your face Number 6!
Number 6: (not amused) Yes. Well done.
Homer: (looking around) Who are all these oddballs?
Number 6: Well, they keep us here because we know too much. (gestures to a woman holding up a glass of water) Number 27 there knows how to turn water into gasoline. (to a man sitting in an armchair) Number 12 knows the deadly secret behind Tic-Tacs. And I invented the bottomless peanut bag (holds up one).
Homer: (shoves hand in bag) Wow.

Homer: Oh, they drugged the tea. They knew my one weakness!

Number 2: Hello, Number Five. How is every little thing?
Homer: Who are you and why are you holding me here? I want answers now or I want them eventually!

Marge: (runs to door) Homey!
Homer #2: (German accent) Marge honey-fräulein, I'm home.
Marge: (leans back) You're not my husband.
Homer #2: (German accent) Ja, please forgive my unexplained two-week absence. To make it up to you, we will go out to dinner at a sensibly priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex.
Marge: (considers) Well, I sure don't feel like cooking.

Bart: You know, there's something different about you, Homer.
Homer #2: (pause) (German accent) New tie am wearing.
Bart: Oh, yeah.

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^ Those were great!!!!!

[wilson<3cuddy]

I love that episode! I've seen it a million times! How funny is the part where drugs or something come out of the Koala's eyes and it just goes, "hehehe."

Here's a few Bart-related ones...

Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.

Bart: Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Bart: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...

(A personal favourite ) Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.'
Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart! Com'ere a minute.
Bart: You com'ere a minute."
Homer: Oh yeah?

Marge: What on earth possessed you to get an earring?
Bart: Milhouse has one.
Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff...
Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff? I'm there.
Homer: Get back here, boy. You're a disgrace to this family and its proud naval tradition.
Bart: Well, I'm keeping this earring and you can't stop me.
Homer: Oh ... I always thought Lisa would be the one to get her ears pierced.
Lisa: Can I?
Homer: No.

Bart: I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.

Lisa: Bart, Pablo Neruda says "the eyes are the window to the soul."
Bart: I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.

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Originally Posted by ramsey Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps. Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out. (A personal favourite ) Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.' Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart! Com'ere a minute. Bart: You com'ere a minute." Homer: Oh yeah?

I love those scenes!!