Geo H.

Love this thread, so glad it's active again.

Geo H.

872. Ali decided to turn over a new leaf when she returned to Rosewood...by telling a HUGE lie !

873. Jason only has time to clean his car out at night because he's busy during the day acting sketchy .

874. The girls were troubled when Ali insisted on keeping her mom's rescue dog Pepe in the same cage she used for Tippi the parrot.

875. Emily's attempts to cheer Aria up by jumping up and shouting " Damn, you killed the **it out of Shana !"failed to lighten her mood.

876. Mona gave all of the students whistles to help drown out the screams of all of her victims.

877. Out of habit , Alison went to her crypt and stole her fake body.

878. An avid gardener, Ali was delighted that she returned home just in time to see her Mother sprouting in the back yard.

879. Just as the coroner pronounced Mrs. DiLaurentis dead, the Munchkins emerged from their homes and began to dance and sing !

880. Alison secretly resented her Mother for stealing her spotlight after she returned home.

Geo H.

881. When Ali saw that her father was upset by her wearing her mother's dress to her funeral she went right upstairs and changed....into a body bag.

882. Principal Hackett asked the girls to maintain a low profile at school now that Ali is back. You know, to be low key and inconspicuous, just like they usually are...

883. Sydney hopes that if she works hard and really applies herself that one day she too can be dumped by Emily Fields !

884. Jason is so upset by the way his father treats him that he is planning to leave home and let the old Jason move back in.

885. Hanna should have realized that Mona was turning her into a clone of Alison when Mona suggested that a bloody head wound would really set off her eyes !

886. Ezra was happy that Aria trusted him with the knowledge that she had killed Shana. It gave him an idea for a really great book !

887. Peter is determined that Spencer never learns his terrible secret, he craves trans fats !

888. Determined not to be Alison's clone, Hanna has decided to dye her hair black and always wear red.

889. Despite being dumped by Emily, Paige decided to look on the bright side. There's always Shana !

890. The funeral director asked Mr. DiLaurentis if he wanted to leave his wife's casket uncovered, just to save time later.

fox24

891: instead of flowers or chocolates Mona should give Mr. Fitz cake or pie
892: the Hastings and the Di Laurentisis or like the Borgias and Medicis
893: Ezra was out of cake so he decided to play chess with Aria
894: Desperate to earn points to become a platinum mourner Aria watched Shana funeral online
895: according to Hannah if your unsure of what you buy shop lift

Geo H.

896. Shana's most shocking secret: her last name was FRING !

897. "Moved back to Georgia" is slang for "Murdered in a theater".

898. Lucas had to give up home schooling when his Mom started bullying him.

899. Despite a thorough medical exam, doctors were unable to determine if Alison truly gave a crap about all the lives she had destroyed.

900. When Toby is out of town a signal goes off at Andrew's house.

901. A joker to the end, Shana pre-taped a shot of herself rising from the dead and had friends splice it into the footage of her funeral.

902. Ali's medical records make no note of the scar on her thigh that was left when they separated her from her evil Siamese twin.

903. One bright note for Ali, her slam board has had so many hits that Youtube is cutting her a big check !

904. Hanna is shoplifting again so by Rosewood law her Mom has to sleep with Detective Holbrook.

905. Paige congratulated Sydney on her improved swimming speed by holding her underwater until she passed out.

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Geo H.

906. Jenna does most of her traveling at night because she's been told that she looks creepier in the dark.

907. Veronica Hastings knows a good lawyer to represent her at her divorce, Peter Hastings !

908. Lucas thought growing a beard would make him appear more trustworthy but that really didn't pan out.

909. Sydney came to Rosewood in response to a want ad searching for a "new Shana".

910. Aria thinks that the best way to comfort a traumatized blind girl is to enter her house unannounced, startle her and then run away without saying anything.

911. Ali's apologies are only accepted by people who didn't really know her that well.

912. Now that Emily can cross "Make love to Alison " off of her bucket list, all she has to do is have a steamy one night stand with Jenna in order to die happy.

913. Hanna waited for Spencer to kick her Aderol addiction before she descended into alcoholism because she didn't want to share the spotlight.

914. Hanna was so caught up in her own drama that she forgot to give Caleb her condolences over the cancelation of RAVENSWOOD.

915. Jenna decided to go over to Aria's and scare the *hit out of her for breaking into her house.

916. Amazingly Ali and Mona were both able to cross the threshold of a church without bursting into flames !

917. Aria went to Jenna's and found her sobbing on the floor, missing Shana. She then went to Ezra's and found HIM sobbing on the floor, missing cake.

918. Jenna has all of her creepy meetings in the woods because all the lairs in Rosewood are rented out.

919. The girl in Ali's grave escaped from Radley...just like every other person who was ever committed there.

920. Sadly, Jenna and Toby's parents FINALLY decided to return home on the night their house exploded.

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921: Rosewood is able to get Frozen two years in advance

Coconut1214

922: Jenna is the most powerful being on Earth, even her former rape victim is like "must save and protect Jenna"

ban1o

lol. This is hilarious.

Coconut1214

923: Ezra was only spying on Aria to protect her, every breath she takes, every move she makes, every bond she breaks, every step she takes, every single day, every word she says, every game she plays, every night she stays, he was watching her.

fox24

Lol you used the song

924: Emily's is caught between alidson and Paige and whether she's an Anna or a Elsa

Geo H.

925. Aria is still giving Ezra the cold shoulder. She only has sex with him twice a night.

826. -A's sending Alison the video of her Mom being buried is fair enough, but signing it with ROTFLMAO was in bad taste.

827. When Hanna tried to help Ali flee from Rosewood forever she was being a good friend...just like Mona !

828. Seeing Aria's purse at Ezra's, Detective Tanner concluded that he was a secret transvestite with really tacky taste.

829. Emily insisted that Paige tell her all the members of Mona's Army because Ali was marked for death...which immediately marked Paige for death too !

830. When the Cavanaugh's house exploded many passersby were wounded by flying snow globes.

831. Someone beat Ali like a piñata but the only prize they got was an enraged Emily.

832. Aria's tour of Radley included the Chamber Of Secrets, The Evil Doll Room and the Revolving Door that the most dangerous inmates use to escape at will.

833. The Cavanaugh's have to live on the street now because Caleb won't get out of their cabin.

834. The best way to maintain a low profile is to parade around a small town covered head to toe in a 19th century funeral dress.

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PLL logic at its finest.

Geo H.

835. Sydney admired how Alison's new scarf covered the bruises from where she had choked her.

836. Sometimes Caleb likes to read a comic book and daydream about having a life as quiet and care-free as Swamp Thing.

837. Ever the gentleman, Ezra held the door open for Spencer while she carried away the hundreds of boxes of records that he had secretly recorded about the most intimate moments of her life.

838. Mona clearly didn't place the rat in Paige's locker because "Rats are SO last year ! ".

839. Sadly Aria was trapped under Big Rhonda's bed at Radley on "Chili Night" at the cafeteria.

840. The perfect dinner guest, Ali entertained Mrs. Fields for hours by telling her an imaginative assortment of huge lies.

841. Hanna choked when Mrs. Fields accidentally put some water in her vodka.

842. Bethany had to draw that picture of a woman falling to her death from memory because Toby's Mom wouldn't stay still.

843. Hanna tried to amuse Sydney at The Brew by telling her the hilarious story of the time she smacked the *hit out a blind girl in the school bathroom.

844. Paige was touched by Emily's phone message: "Hey , sorry about the rat and getting you marked for death and everything. Bye, love yo....I mean,um....LIKE...do you LIKE....bacon ?".

845. Hanna told Sydney she would be happy to make peace with Jenna if Jenna would finally apologize to the Liars for ruining their stink bomb prank by going blind like a big jerk.