BlondieLeigh

808. In Rosewood, you're more likely to run into the girl that tortured you when you get home than you are your own parents.

809. When Spencer cancels on him, Toby hangs out with her mother.

Geo H.

Makes sense,bad guys are EVERYWHERE in Rosewood,the parents are "out of town "!

Can you blame him ? Beneath that grey business suit beats the heart of the lustful cougar that is Veronica Hastings ! Hear her roar !!!

Geo H.

810. Shana is keeping close tabs on Rosewood for Alison...from Georgia.

811. An obsessive Spencer is stunned when she learns that Toby doesn't know what "cronuts" are . If that is true then what ELSE doesn't he know about pastries ? Is their whole relationship a lie !

812. For a tiny girl Aria can make a HUGE mess !

813. Aria was shocked when she listened to Grunwald's tape and found two full hours of alternate takes of Alison trying to sound fearful and regretful without cracking up.

714. Deliveries of uppers to Spencer's locker are no longer covered by her HMO.

715. Spencer is considering hiring her father's old detective to find out where her parents spend most of the year.

716. Hoping to make up for the whole swim coach disaster,Paige decides to dime out Alison to the Police,her latest in a long line of "romantic gestures" to Emily.

717. Paige decided that the best way to protect Emily from the girl who used to manipulate and blackmail her is to manipulate and blackmail her.

718. Noting that there was an absence of Policemen having inappropriate relationships with teenage girls in Rosewood since Garrett died,Hanna decided to put the moves on Detective Holbrooke.

719. CeCe and Mrs. DiLaurentis were furious when they saw Spencer trying to hit Ali in the head with a shovel.They had already called dibs.

720. Aria angrily turned to Principal Hackett for rebound sex.

721. The book Ezra was pitching in New York was actually a comic book called "SLEAZYTOWN".

722. Unsure of the best place to go to unwind,Aria sought advice from the most experienced travelers in Rosewood,Toby and Jenna's parents .

723. Rosewood residents cut their winter heating bill by a full third by burning incriminating documents for warmth.

BlondieLeigh

724. Emily has to be routinely reminded that Alison is an awful person because she can't be expected to remember things that actually happened to her.

725. If someone leaves pills in your addict friend's locker, it is okay to let her keep them if she says she's going to throw them away.

726. Spencer was so overwhelmed by having three people focused on her at once that she found herself on the verge of another breakdown.

727. Peter, Veronica and Toby have spent so much time together worrying about Spencer that they're now perfectly in sync.

Geo H.

That's so Emily !

Geo H.

728. Aria's idea of a Higher Education is a drunken booty call.

429. Spencer's parents were a bit annoyed that she has a drug problem rather than a mental problem.If they get one more punch on their Radley "Frequent Inmate " card they get a free night in lockdown !

430. Mr. Fitz's student evaluation card ratings are REALLY gonna drop off this year !

431. Whatever else happens to her,Aria can at least be sure that she and her friends will be getting A's in English Lit. this term.

432. Spencer was relieved when her Mom mentioned that she used to try to plant a garden in her bed when she was high.

433. Remembering how well last years Teen Fashion Show went ( ! ),Mrs. DiLaurentis is now planning one with bridal gowns.

434. One night Aria drunkenly used her "One Free Beat Up a Boyfriend "Card.Shortly after graduation she released her own True Crime book :"The Mysterious Murder Of Ezra Fitz ".

435. Mona still can't get that "wet guide dog"smell out of Jenna's car.

436. Ezra later wrote a children's pop-up book based on Ali's disapearance titled "Hide And Seek With Ali".It is the only book ever marketed to five year olds with the word "*itch" on every page.

437. Mona had to break up with Mike.His constant love and support was driving her sane.

majesdane

I'm ****ing dying.

fox24

I know this is from last episode but I had to use it

438: if they were going to make a movie about mike would summarize as guy who writes a creepy novel and acts creepy about it

Geo H.

839. In a shocking twist,Ella was never in Austria,she was just placing calls from her old bedroom.

840. Mrs. DiLaurentis is furious that the Police want to exhume Ali's body again.She is running out of depressing quotes to inscribe on her tombstone.

841. When an adult male reads a bedtime story to a teenage girl it is best if HE doesn't fall asleep on top of her.

842. The Rosewood Police Department is determined to find out who is really inside Alison's coffin.They plan to charge them with tresspassing.

843. Mrs. DiLaurentis spends 4 hrs a day staring into Spencer's bedroom window on the off chance thar Spencer might walk in and be creeped out,

844. In an odd coincidence it was discovered that the mail inside the DiLaurentis's mailbox wasn't really theirs !

845. Zack is a lucky man,he not only gets to marry Ella , he can also cater his own wedding.

846. It's a pity that Emily lost that tooth necklace,it would have been a great accent to Spencer's bone dress.

847. Paige has been dumped more times than the body in Ali's grave.

848. Knowing the Police would suspect she was using an alias,CeCe "cunningly" signed her real name in a hotel registry.

849. -A revised the old wedding tradition by providing "something borrowed,something blue and something pilfered from a decomposing corpse".

850.Mrs. DiLaurentis was forced to set bear traps around her house on the off chance that Alison might try to return home.

BlondieLeigh

It's true!!!

Geo H.

851. Noel Kahn moonlights as a travel agent.

852. Detective Holbrook accomplished more genuine Police work in one day than Wilden and Garrett did in two years.

853. Ian's idea of "sweet talk" was telling Melissa that the underrage girl he was videotaping in bed meant nothing to him.

854. PLL Logic: The girl who treated her friends like puppets,gay baited a girl to near suicide,blackmailed an innocent boy into jail and blinded the only girl who had the guts to stand up to her was basically a good kid.

855. Ali's foolproof plan to flush -A out: give everyone who hated her reason to MURDER her on the same night,

856. Since Aria and Ezra are broken up,-A decided to give him a shot....in the chest.

857. Even after a full day of scheming,Alison still needed to be rocked to sleep....by -A .

858. Mona briefly had a complete "Alison" collection when she collected Alison herself !

859.In a "shocking" twist,Melissa was revealed to have been hiding something !

860. Not wanting to be outdone by her own daughter,Mrs. DiLaurentis arranged for herself to be buried too !

BlondieLeigh

Artemis

OMG, these are too perfect and summarize the show spot on!!!

Geo H.

861. Most New Yorkers like to save on excessive cab fares by riding on top of ambulances.

862. Ezra secretly staged his near fatal shooting because he was writing a book about overcrowding at hospital Emergency Rooms.

863.CeCe Drake's two greatest passions: 1. High fashion. 2. Takin' out cops !


864. Despite it's flawless execution, the girl's were not impressed with -A's "Hoodie and Mask" flash mob.

865. When things get too tense, Noel Kahn likes to break the ice with a good lesbian joke !

866. Mona was gonna invite ALL of the students that Ali had tormented to her meeting but the football stadium was booked.

867. Jenna Marshall is so hot she can get Ali's childhood friend to try to murder her without even asking.

868. With Aria and Emily already having killed someone, Spencer decided to murder Toby just so she could beat out Hanna for the 3rd place slot.

869. "Vivian Darkbloom" was a much better alias than CeCe's last one ," Ima Killerstein".

870. Aria will not be charged for killing Shana but Mrs. Fitzgerald will have her jailed for staining the theater's carpets with Shana's blood.

fox24

lol

871: Spencer cute field hockey skirt inspires people to try out for field hockey