Creativity

lol yeah I am pretty crazy

and yeah I'll come over and hang out with you after work. Hopefully Ted doesn't get all jealous and act like a jerk again lol

Can't Regret♥

Enough with the Schuester cockblocking. First on the show and now you are telling me in my paintball fantasy date. EPIC fail.

Creativity

There is that theory out there that women like chasing after guys who act like jerks. I think Puck lives by that statement

Can't Regret♥

PLEASE WHEN IS THAT MAN NOT BIATCHING. He thinks because he put a ring on it, he owns me. PUHLEAZE.

Seriously PUCK does live by that statement. He is such a hump it and dump it mofo. I LOVE.

truglasgowgal

:eeek:
DUDE! If Sue caught them!
She'd shoot Schu for you!
Rachel would start like jabbering, complaining that he was *hers* to paintball if she wanted and she'd demand to be refunded or something an Sue'd be all like: "Can it, oral sensation."
An then she'd point at yer man an be like, "You. My pipes need cleaned. Now."

An that's how your crack ship will infiltrate

Can't Regret♥

OMG YOU CREATED THE BEST SCENARIO FOR EPIC GODLYNESS. THE LORD APPROVES WOMAN.

PUCK/SUE/RACHEL all stuck in a room. LET THE EPICNESS BEGIN.

Creativity

Uh yeah, totally. And he's been so whiny...it's like, shut up Ted! She can give you back that ring...get your act together man!

I have a feeling with how crazy Rachael is, she'd have him whipped into shape and he wouldn't even mind it lol.

Can't Regret♥

He will deny it to the epic end but he wouldn't be like openly whipped but like subtle.

Please I wouldn't give my ring back woman, DO YOU KNOW ME AT ALL?

I would totally just dump his ass.

truglasgowgal

Seriously, I think Sue could make the universe implode. Too much epicness for one galaxy to handle!
They'd have to start their own race!
'cos you totes know Puck's all about the alien invasion, an Sue'll have like a total end-of-the-world cave/spaceship built up or something lmao 'cos she could probs procreate on her own she's that superior - but I reckon it'd be like a Monica quote time where her uterus is a hostile environment or something - an Rachel would be used as like 'the vessel' (ew creepy - but think of the 'preparation' Puck would be all about making sure she gets hahahah, such a pervy manwhore that he is)!
Seriously, what. the. ****. is my mind on right now?
I'm trying to write angst, an I talk to you for like an hr an I start spouting crack!sci-fi, seriously? The mind boggles

Creativity

LMAO oh I know you're capable of it

Can't Regret♥

YOU just turned my possible EPIC moment to some SYFY film. FAIL. FAIL.

You could have totally gone all school girl, cougar and poolboy hotness with this and now I am thinking about alien invasion and because I am thinking about that I am now thinking about Mark on Ausellio.

If an alien invasion happened our couple would be some fierce BIATCHES.

truglasgowgal

Sue/Puck/Rachel can never be fail an you know it

it'd be like the zombie fic, except better 'cos ye know, *we're* doing it

I could totes go all threesome on you if you want lol an not in the epic faill GG sense of a threesome - an they got airtime to do that, shocking - even with the restrictions of Fox, we could totes work around it.
Play it how Sue C's it

Can't Regret♥

For one, our epicness may just turn into epic fail for even trying to compare it to the ZOMBIE FIC which is a movie in my mind that needs to happen.

Anyways back to reality of GLEE PR? WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR CHILD SLUSHEE TALK?



UTTER MASTERPIECE. NOW THAT IS THE ART OF LOVEMAKING RIGHT THERE.

truglasgowgal

I thought we agreed Tony would be grape - WHY have you tainted his presence with a RED slushee!?!??!
Seriously, Rachel would so have to go for some crazy contraception plan 'cos boy hits hit mark every. freakin'. time. first. time. That's some bat-**** crazy right there too - they share that in common - they are epicly compatible!!!

Check the splatter effect.
I've said it before, but it needs to be admired more than once - it's underappreciated.
The way he splatters *that slushee* all over her face - it's what others aspire to be able to do, isn't it?!

Creativity

The slushee is very symbolic of them. Their love is just messy lol