truglasgowgal

He also cleans hot tubs - jus stick your bbath outside, I bet he'd come for that!
^^^Oh My GAWD! That really bad pun was not intended

Pretty sure Puck'd leave a few ninja traps so at least one of them would fall an break a leg or something, ye know, something easy an *sophisticated* like that

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Please he doesn't need to set traps, Rachel would just push them down. She is fierce like that.

PUCK THE PLUMBER expected RACHEL's PIPES. Our MSN convo is gold.

truglasgowgal

You say that like you doubt our other convos aren't up to the same standard! Bite your tongue, woman!

Oh she is so fierce, I bet he could convince her that war paint was needed! Can you imagine! It'd be like the crazy mask thing from the crash-bandicoot game hiding in the shadows an then jumping out an shoving the person off the ladder or whatever props these OLD HAS BEEN 'singers' use in *oral drug* lol = lame, I could've gone with *singing norepinephrine* if you'd prefer

Katertots

You girlies have MSN? Hit me up.

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I NEED RACHEL BERRY TO WEAR WAR PAINT. SHe would look so fierce.

OUR MSN CONVOS MAKES THIS CONVO LOOKS LIKE CHILD's PLAY.

BERRY & PUCKERMAN : ASSASSINS TAKING OVER THE WORLD. KICKING THE CRAP AND KILLING EARDRUMS EVERYWHERE. Except for Chucky and Clowns cause that stuff is way too scary.

Oh totally pm me or twitter me your msn.

Creativity

This thread is a lot of fun to read

truglasgowgal

Your caps lock kills me So much truth.
Rachel in war paint jus makes me think of them building forts an going paintballing! How much would that effing rule?! An you totes know that Rachel would have absolute precision-pointing going on - an we already know Puck hits his mark on the first try
It'd be like effing foreplay to them no doubt - he'd be all in awe of her badass skills, though he probs wouldn't be so forthcoming with the news, an she'd be gushing all over him (yeah, the puns are flying now, idc ) about how wonderful he is, and how lovely his arms are and how they his exceptional hand-eye-coordination is something she looks for in a 'mate' - an yes, i totes think she'd use the word 'mate' and then eye him up

Loving the title suggestion!

An Katy, I'll pm you mine lol - I'm *trying* to leave a review atm, I'll let you know when I do, 'cos I know the alerts are all screwy again

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BB, Are you going to come over after work too?

truglasgowgal

I'm so proud you like it
Join in - it's immense fun Tho we do go a bit crack-crazy!

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Yo don't down Jenny Bean skills. Like she is like my total BFF and is as crazy as me except she tries to be all shy about it.

Its the reason we ship PUCKLEBERRY. We relate to crazy Rachel and we just think Puck is epically hot. Because seriously why would we like them HE IS SUCH A JERK.



LOOK AT THIS. He totally doesn't CARE what she thinks. Jerk.

truglasgowgal

I'm so glad we chose this title - it's so fitting.
Look at him. Such a PUNK.
Doesn't even look remotely interested in what she's saying.
An he's probably got like razor blades under his shirt that're cutting into her as she holds onto his arm, 'cos Why The Feck would she want to do that anyway?
I mean, seriously, dude probably pushed her down the stairs her short-ass legs were taking so long to walk!


Oh and the hating continues = such fun!

Natih_Fate

JERK PUCK

my favorite kind of Puck

truglasgowgal

Nat!
Isn't he just tho! I eman seriously, guy is SUCH a douche - no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Clearly has some crazy mind-control that overpowers Rachel's psychic-ness 'cos there's no way RBerry would go for suck a jerk - nevermind hang around when he abused her so!
Look at the proof in that pic!
PUCK HAS MIND CONTROL ABILITIES!
HE WILL WARP YOUR BRAIN BECAUSE HE IS A NINJA-BADASS AND HAS CRAZY NINJA-BADASS SKILLZ YO!

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WOAH INTENSE STEPH. Puck is jerk but that is just horrible. PAPOSTEROUS.

NAT You need to contribute to this epic convo.

For one, steph I chose to ignore that epic post before the one I commented about because you mentioned Paintballing together and all I could think about was epic PUCK arms in the pilot. SERIOUSLY.

Dude, they would rock the paintball. Like Rachel has super stealth skills from being a stalker.

Puck is super hardcore NINJA.

WHO WOULD WIN?

truglasgowgal

I'm pretty sure they'd jus stalk each other over an over till like Finn appeared an started asking what was going on, but then I could totes see them not falling for that, so he might jus get sacrificed for the greater cause an get epic paintballed - if Schu appeared however, he'd deffo be taken hostage, lmao, by Rachel, no doubt about it!

An yes, Nat, you do need to add in!