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Umm Slushie baby OF COURSE Please like Rachel would get pregnant by Puck. Girl wants a tony more than life itself.

Title came around by Steph and Vette's sarcasm of win.

truglasgowgal

Ahh, so v. true - girl's so crazy she'd probably jab him with her contraception injection as well jus to be extra sure - ain't no way a mini mohawk's coming between her and her awards - no matter how adorable it may be!

And yes, I like this explanation - it's quite scary though that we thought it up like near the v. start of the last thread an it stuck That's 'cos it's epic tho obv
Sick of me yet?

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OMG She would like totally look up some crazy vasectomy thing and perform it while he is asleep and have it reversed years later after two TONYS.. maybe three.

truglasgowgal

I'm pushing for three - it's the lucky number, right?
But then again, she believes in making her own fortune an all that jazz, don't she, so maybe two - but three's that one extra. Hell, let's hit it with four Tony's an jus be done

Creativity

I would say slushie baby

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Four Tonys. She can't resist the Puckermann need to spawn for that long. Whatever they will just have to stick to Cherry and Grape for the time being then.

truglasgowgal

OMG RACHEL'S TOTALLY GONNA NAME THE FIRST PUCKLEBERRY BABY 'TONY' JUS SO SHE CAN SAY SHE HAS AN EXTRA ONE!!!

ahahhahaha! Amazing!

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OMG AMAZING.

We should have a picture of a Slushie and name it TONY PUCKERMAN. ORIGINAL SHIPPER CHILD.

Should it be grape, blueberry, or cherry?

FU CHERRY COKE SLUSHEE YOU FAIL.

truglasgowgal

God, yeah, they'd be tough little effers wouldn't they, lmao can you imagine the cartoon version - they'd have like little guns of Puckerone for swimming

Oh God, I'm laughing here - I'm meant to be writing angst - you ruin me woman!

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OMG their kids would have epic guns.







THEIR KIDS GUNS WOULD BE SO FIERCE, THEY COULD HAVE THEIR OWN ARSENAL.

truglasgowgal

This. Must. Happen.

An has to be grape, right?
Rachel always gets her way - an grape's her preference. Plus, he's well up for pleasing his woman, so there'd be nothing but grape going on for the Puckerman family!!!

Damn you if you dare defy that - the guns of Puckerone'll come flying! An Rachel will likely scream, hit some insanely high note off the scale or something, an burst your eardrums = happy days

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OMG YOU ARE RIGHT. They are effing MR. an Mrs. Smith. The perfect assassin couple. She will burst your eardrums and he will beat the living crap out of you.

I need LIMA to get him by Zombies ASAP.

truglasgowgal

Little mohawk boys with popeye-after-spinach-like arm muscles an wee girls who can scream the house down love it!
How effing A would that be?! Puck trains them with nunchucks an in hand-to-hand an they've been reciting the rule: "If it's a guy, kick the nuts. A chick, punch to the boob" since birth
They could have their own secret lair!!! Too. Much. Epic. Possibility.

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OMG P/R AND THEIR LITTLE NINJAS and they will be total badass and not lame ass like SPY KIDS.

truglasgowgal

ASSassins - we'll convince Christie of this one. Your epic witty mind at work. This WILL be in the next title