NaiveYetChubby

Ashley, you stay AWAY from Diana! I don't care that you're Kelly's "friend." Friends don't do to friends what you did to her on the Independent Tour, lady.

Erm, topic: Top 3 was ANMHE, BYLM and DCOL.

"Blergh." I like that word.

**Shannon**

Ahhh. Okay, I like the bangs when they're not like... solid. Um, like... IB from the finale. Still solid but not quite so... I wish I could like, magically expland my vocabulary to explain, but I like IB.

And it's not even a typo!

NaiveYetChubby

But "expland" is!

Yeah, the IB bangs I like. Those Top 3 bangs I definitely do not.

Long, "funny" story: Remember my bat problem? Well, it turns out it was still in the house. No one saw it at all last night, so it was either stuck somewhere or hiding, but I came upstairs tonight to find it flying around, screamed my head off, and ran back downstairs with the rest of the family in my grandparents' apartment. My mother called the "bat specialist" from the other day who was supposed to be on-call tonight, and he'd "left early for a seminar." So she called another place and left a message on their voice mail. While waiting for a call back, my grandfather points above our heads, and there is the bat. We'd heard a noise at the door several minutes earlier, and apparently it came in underneath the door and no one saw it. So it's flying around the two rooms, we scream at my grandfather to open the door, it flies out into the hall and he STANDS THERE WITH THE DOOR OPEN. Finally, he shut it. In the midst of the bat flying about our heads, my mother was on the phone with 911 like a hysterical woman, because that's what she does best in the face of a weird animal. Some environmental agency people came and grabbed the bat rather quickly, telling us the "bat specialist" from the other day was full of crap.

Screw this *******, I'm moving to Canada.

**Shannon**

Oh, come to Australia instead. It's too cold in Canada.

NaiveYetChubby

You got those big-ass spiders, though! And don't you have scoprians and stuff? Canada has, like... moose? I can deal with moose. And they get pretty much all of our television programs, at the same time. In fact, I think The Young and the Restless airs a day ahead there, not that I watch that.

Y98 interview with Diana back at the beginning of the month.

OT: Now The Person is claiming that anyone who thinks one of the white singers was better than the three "divas" is racist. Okay, then.

**Shannon**

I'm sure you'd worry if a moose was running through your house. And yeahhh we have spiders, but the huuuge ones are only in Sydney. We don't get really massive ones in Adelaide.

Hah! Oh, they're amusing. So, so much.

NaiveYetChubby

A moose won't get in by accidentally flying backwards into my air conditioner vent.

You missed my typo.

Aren't they? I have the stats all typed up, including a points system, to prove how NOT racist this show is. And, if anything, it's not African Americans who are discriminated against, it's Hispanics, since they are now the largest minority in the country and yet they're grossly underrepresented compared to whites and African Americans. Not that I think they've been discriminated against, either, but I'm saying if anyone is, it's that group.

Besides, we still don't know about Diana's ethnicity. And I know damn well people were discriminating against her because of her "weight issues," (I hope she runs with Kelly's idea to gain weight just to piss people off) and because she was a pageant kid. That's prejudice, too, even if it has nothing to do with race.

**Shannon**

Neither would spiders.

"Scoprian"! I'm sorry, baby!

Hah! They can gain weight together. It'd be... romantic?

NaiveYetChubby

True. And as long as they're not giant, it's no different than here, I suppose.



Yes, very. They can feed each other very fatty foods. Or, you know, eat the fatty foods off of each other.

What thread, again?

**Shannon**

There you go then! Heh, I've invited like 6 people to come live with me by now.


Heh. Dammit. You know, I want to only be perverse in the one thread, but I think it isn't going to happen.

NaiveYetChubby

****. (Was "whore," but there's no exchange of goods going on.)

Not with me around.

Although I suppose it's okay to be perverse about Diana in a general way here, and perverse about Kelly in a general way in her thread, but not about The Delly in either of those threads.

I have go. My mother is freaking out about the bat. I should be back on in a couple of hours at the latest.

**Shannon**

You love it.

Isn't the bat gone, though?

NaiveYetChubby

I sure do.

Yeah, but she's still freaked out. I just left the room. She's, like, imagining shadows and stuff. I don't know what kind of help I was, though, as I made her put on Futurama and then dozed off.

Hee. Listening to that Y98 radio interview now. I love when Diana refers to herself as the "bad news bear." Also, she has the same kind of math problems as The Retarded Amoebas, because she's always talking about giving 1000% and such.

++Cam++

Oh, snap. Paramecium, meet The Person, The Person, Paramecium. Now, go form some cells.

Bad news bear?? Well, at least it keeps up with Sheana's theme... She sounds hyper, btw... she always does anyway.

NaiveYetChubby

Oh, God. Bio flashbacks with all this talk. I had a really sicko Bio teacher who was like an evil Rosie O'Donnell on drugs, and she used to sing us songs like, "That's the bell [and then she'd clap three times], it's been swell [clap, clap, clap], move your feet[clap, clap, clap] to the funky beat [clap, clap, clap]." There was also a song about not sitting on the lab tables, and one when she would give us our "birthday pencils."

One time OCG and I had to cut a planaria in half to make two, and we named one Rich, after our annoying lab partner's boyfriend, and the other after our annoying study hall teacher. The one named for the teacher died, and OCG went up to our lab partner's lunch table one day and announced to all of their friends that he'd "cut off Rich's p**is." Good times.

Anyway, did you know that the proof of our racism is that tour reviewers have favored Fantasia? Except they've also favored JPL and John Stevens, two of the whitest white boys ever, over La Toya and Jennifer. So, erm, are the tour reviewers "half-racist" or something?

Topic?

Hee! Never made that connection.

I fear what Diana is like on caffeine, because I have a feeling this is how she is naturally.

I wish I could hear audio of her suggestion for the wax Simon.

Damn, I was supposed to get up at 9 AM for a car trip.