NaiveYetChubby

True. Maybe I'd just pass out for a minute, though, instead of dying.

BWAHAHA!

That Delly manip is very wrong. Very, very wrong. But I lurve it.

What's that Kelly pic, though?

You're just understanding this now?

**Shannon**

Well, I suppose that would be okay. As long as you woke up just as perverted as before.

The best kind of wrong.

A z100 ad, apparently. I found it specifically for this purpose.

Shhh.

NaiveYetChubby

Yeah, what if I hit my head and lost my memory of The Delly? That would be sad. But what if I woke up even MORE perverted?

The only damn z100 ads we get around these parts are Jessica Simpson (and 'Mr. Jessica Simpson,' who has one whole line) and Britney freakin' Spears. Why no sexy Kelly and her ghetto hand? I LOVE the ghetto hand. It's rubbed off on me (that sounds dirty). I totally do that when I sing along to TTWLI.

Diana loves The Ghetto Hand, if you know-- Ah, hell. This is The Delly thread. I don't have to add "If you know what I mean." Everyone knows what I mean all the time, anyway.

**Shannon**

That would be cool. But is it even possible?

We get NONE, so, y'know, suck it up.
Kelly likes to suck- Never mind.

Yes, yes we do.

NaiveYetChubby

I like that you quote a part of my message for no reason whatsoever.

I don't think the world is ready to find out.

Why? This is the thread for that kind of talk.

ETA: Nevermind, now you added something. Still, I had to point it out.

**Shannon**

I quoted it all to begin with, then started replying. I forgot to do the last bit.

Yeah., I couldn't remember if it was or not. Then I posted and saw that it was, then realised the secntence might have sounded awkward anyway.

NaiveYetChubby

Now I am bugging The Person in every thread he posts in, not the other way around. This should be fun.

Oh, come on, now. Finish your thought.

BTW, "Yeah.," and "secntence" LOOK awkward.

P Y R O

I can no longer devote most of my time to The Delly. Work starts.

Hopefully, it gets boing so I can post here during work.

**Shannon**

Stalking your stalker, there's a twist. I suggested that to a friend with a real-life stalker on Saturday night when I was drunk, they didn't seem to go for it.

Was going to say, "Kelly likes to suck Diana up." Come to think of it, "Kelly likes to suck it up," would have worked, but it's still slightly disturbing and not actually fitting for the two of [i]them[i/].

to "secntence". I so rock.

P Y R O

Shannon has no idea what to do with her tags.

I love how the only coherent thoughts I have at the moment are spotting typos and stuff.

**Shannon**

Yeah. Me. Too. It's okay, it proves your love.. or something.

NaiveYetChubby

Seriously, with the quote tags. You're really very... special.

I should tell you a funny story about a cyber stalker my friend had. But in a PM. If you want to hear something deranged.

**Shannon**

It's just that I notce AFTER I post, and then can't be bothered going to fix them. Especially since you guys derive such pleasure from picking them to pieces.

PM away!

P Y R O

Does "notce" rhyme with "naughty"?

**Shannon**

No, not really! it does look like "nice" though, as in, "Naughty and nice"