NaiveYetChubby

I guess that's a question only Diana and Kelly know the answer to.

Official List of Perverts (aka The Delly Llama)

1. NaiveYetChubby
2. **Shannon**
3. P Y R O

If you want to be added, give a 2:44 orgasmic scream.

The (Maybe, Probably Not, Because I'll Probably Have Missed Some Things,) Complete Delly Dictionary

2:44 - The exact moment in which Diana urges everyone into an orgasmic frenzy.
Bunnies - Sister to 'Sunshine', one of a pair of Diana's greatest assets after her voice. (Left.)
Deli - Generally used as a shorter word for, 'Delicatessan', but in this case a word used by unwanted parental figures while having perverted thoughts about The Delly's 'Ellipses' and 'Semicolons'.
Delictionary - The nifty little list you're reading right now.
I Delieve - Shorthand for, "I believe in The Delly".
Dellycious - An obvious play on words; 'Delicious'.
Dianaction - Something Kelly sees a great deal of.
Dianass - Diana's answer to The Bootay.
Dunklescot - The official Delly mascot - Brian Dunkleman.
Ellipsis - Metaphor for either Kelly or Diana's "special place".
Honey - Pet name for Diana's 'ellipsis'.
Kitchen Counter - Key place for The Delly's lovemaking. Sometimes used with 'Steak. Knife. Of. Love.'
**** - "Stuff Like U There"; Kelly wants some huggin' and some teasin' and some muggin' and some pleasin' and some "stuff" like Diana.
Semicolon - Metaphor for either Kelly or Diana's tongue.
Steak. Knife. Of. Love. - Item used for quick and handy removal of The Delly's clothing.
Sunshine - Sister to 'Bunnies', one of a pair of Diana's greatest assets after her voice. (Right.)
The Deathgrip of Love - Kelly's way of telling Diana that she wanted a little nookie backstage after "Impossible Dream".
The Delly Llama - The group of people who 'Delieve'. Llama because we're dirty like animals.
Trilling - Kelly's favourite tongue vibration technique of Diana's.

(Credit to Shannon.)

**Shannon**

Lord, we're dirty.

P Y R O

Are we adding SLTT/**** to that?

NaiveYetChubby

Dirty? Isn't that the whole point?

I've been instructed by my mother to stay off the computer a bit for the next couple of days (clearly, that's happened tonight ), so that gives me time to work on that Delly fic of mine.

You know, someone posted a "Heavy R"-rated fic on KCMB's fan fic board involving Kelly and whatshisface who sang "Amame." I wonder what the reaction over there to a "Heavy R" Delly fic would be?

**Shannon**

Wha? Why.. why would she DO that?

I think you should give it a try.

NaiveYetChubby

Added **** to the Delictionary. Should I add "Dianass," or is that a bit much?

The tingling. She wants to see if it has any correlation to the amount of time I spend on the computer. I think the three days straight of it is indication that there's not, especially since it happens less in my legs and feet when I'm on the damn thing than when I'm laying or sitting down elsewhere.

I have one idea in mind involving Scrabble. I think they'd like it.

**Shannon**

Add it. Add it realll goood.

Oh. Well, I guess that's what mums are for. But still. She sucks.

Heeeee. As long as I get to see it sometime SOOON, I'm happy.

NaiveYetChubby

Perv.

Did you SEE the caps of the Dianass I posted in Di's thread, BTW? I even capped the little dance just for you.

Caught another Dianass moment at the beginning of On Air last night that I didn't see when I watched it the first time, because I missed the first 8 minutes. I should try to cap it.

She woke up at about 4 AM, opened the door, and pointed at the monitor as if to say, "Get the hell off already." Oh, well.

This one is not the huge opus I've been working on. Just a little something involving several inside jokes and The Delly making out.

**Shannon**

You love it.

Oh, I saw. I'm eyt to comment though. I remember especially liking the second one though, because she looks mid-orgasm.

heh, I like it already!

NaiveYetChubby

Is that like "elt," or...?

She was thinking 'bout her Kellbell.

Let me tell ya, the Dianass in tight pink pants, shaking around on an outdoor stage? Just as lovely as in jeans, shaking around indoors.

**Shannon**

Same family, yeah.

Mmm-mmm. Believe me, I look forward to watching this.

OT: BWA! My cat just tried to jump up on the table and landed on paper which slipped off the table from under her, and she fell off.

NaiveYetChubby

I never would have guessed.

Tee. My cat just fell off the edge of the bed one night and landed in a bowl of food. No reason for the fall, either. She was just laying there and then... THUD. But she's deranged. Perhaps because her name is Fenchurch (we call her "Fenny" for short). You can't have a normal cat or a normal anything if their name is Fenchurch.

ETA: I just found this funny, given the Steak. Knife. Of. Love., the Kitchen Counter, the deli thing, and how I can't make a sandwich now without images of Delly sex dancing in my head. From Ask Jess:

Hmmm. Everyone think something dirty about this statement.

P Y R O

Fenny! I've always wondered what happened to her. She appears in one book, and POOF! she's gone.

Hee. Sandwich.

NaiveYetChubby

You can't quote either.

And you got the reference! Yeah, I don't know where she went between SLATFATF and MH. Not surprisingly, the former is my second favorite of the serious behind the original, and the latter is my least favorite. Too bad Adams never got the chance to finish the sixth book. Can't wait for the movie, though.

(Shannon, are you all, "What the hell?" or do you know what we're talking about?)

P Y R O

You do mean series, right?

Ditto. I was like, WTF?! about MH. Though now I wanna read Salmon of Doubt (izzat the title of the unfinished sixth book?).