Star Wars - StarWars Revenge of the Sith Episode Discussion. The force is strong with this one! - Page 11

**BehrItAll** · 09-02-2005, 08:57 PM

A humorous/parody abridged version on RotS

http://ter.air0day.com/?script=revengeofthesith

BYtheSEA · 09-02-2005, 10:32 PM

How many times should I see this at the $1 theater?

As of today, it's there!

Can't wait to see it (at least!) one more time.

**BehrItAll** · 09-03-2005, 04:39 PM

Ugh you are so lucky!

I would go all weekend

*aLESSANDRA* · 09-04-2005, 01:44 PM

Aww, Stephanie! I've already read it, it's so funny!!!!!!! I

.....

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN:
Samuel, I rented the original Star Wars trilogy from Blockbuster. I'm pretty sure Ian McDiarmid is a Sith Lord.

How pathetic is it that the most well-acted scene between us is the one in which we are in separate buildings and have no lines?

**BehrItAll** · 09-04-2005, 02:05 PM

I loved those parts. This was my favorite too:

Quote:

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
(furrowing his brow)
You brought Ewan, didn't you? To
actually act well and make me look
wooden and awful!

NATALIE PORTMAN
Of course not! I'm even worse than
you in this movie, why would I bring
someone capable of acting well here?

*aLESSANDRA* · 09-04-2005, 05:51 PM

I loved those quotes as well! I cracked up!

And I'm also loving this one:

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Artoo, freak the hell out obnoxiously!

Did you know that there's always a script for AOTC? I haven't read it yet but I guess it's hilarious, too!

**BehrItAll** · 09-04-2005, 06:15 PM

There is. I would sooo read that one.

Roswellian1 · 09-05-2005, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BehrItAll

A humorous/parody abridged version on RotS

http://ter.air0day.com/?script=revengeofthesith

EWAN MCGREGOR
Hey, I sorta beat Jango Fett. So,
what's with the coughing, do droids
get colds or something?

GENERAL GREVIOUS
(wheezing)
Oh no, see, I'm a cyborg, not a
droid. Check it out, I have an
actual beating heart.

EWAN shoots it and GREVIOUS'S HEAD explodes in a ball of
fire.

EWAN MCGREGOR
That made sense.

Ros1

**BehrItAll** · 09-06-2005, 05:17 PM

This part cracked me up too:

Quote:

EWAN MCGREGOR
The thing that powers the shield is
on the outside of the ship?

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Yeah, it's pretty stupid. It's like
a life support system being in a box
on someone's chest.
They land inside the ship and TAKE SOME DROIDS TO SCHOOL.

EWAN MCGREGOR
I sure am enjoying the feeling of
brotherly camaraderie between us.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Yeah, it is nice. Seems like the
sort of thing that should have been
in the last film. Oh well, at least
there were scenes of me rolling
around in the grass.

at this part too

Quote:

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Samuel, I rented the original Star
Wars trilogy from Blockbuster. I'm
pretty sure Ian McDiarmid is a Sith
Lord.

SAMUEL L. MF JACKSON
Then it's time to get medieval on
some ass.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Let me come with you.

SAMUEL L. MF JACKSON
No, go your room.

I know MF was spelled out but that's not allowed here

*aLESSANDRA* · 09-06-2005, 06:22 PM

That's too hilarious...

I loved those...

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Whoa whoa whoa. Let's not go
throwing the L-word around so
suddenly, I just want to f***. Now
why don't you get naked and stop
being a senator.

NATALIE PORTMAN
You really hate politicians, don't
you?

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
I don't think the system works. We
need someone telling everyone else
how to think.

NATALIE PORTMAN
Sounds an awful lot like the
original trilogy to me.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
It's better than the system you've
devoted your life and childhood to,
you pathetic waste of flesh.

NATALIE PORTMAN
I think I'm falling in love with
you. You know how to sweet talk a
lady.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Guh, you're soft. Can I touch you?

NATALIE PORTMAN
Let's wrestle in an uncomfortably
erotic manner.

**BehrItAll** · 09-06-2005, 07:06 PM

Do you have the link to the ATOC one?

That was funny.

ETA: nevermind i found it

**BehrItAll** · 09-06-2005, 07:27 PM

Quote:

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Just being around her again is
intoxicating. I haven't seen her
since the last movie.

EWAN MCGREGOR
Wait a minute... Coruscant appears
to be the home base to both the
Senate and the Jedi.. And you
haven't even run into each other in
ten years?

Hayden has his eyes closed and and a ****-eating grin on
his face.

EWAN MCGREGOR (CONT'D)
What are you doing?

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
She made me turn the cameras off.
Luckily for me, her thoughts betray
her - she's having one of those
nightmares where she shows up to the
senate naked. Mmmm.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN runs in, hops on the bed, and kills the
bugs.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
I knew I'd be on top of you in bed
someday.
*
*
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
I love you, Natalie. Why can't we be
together?

NATALIE PORTMAN
Um, because my name would be Padme
Naberrie Amidala Skywalker. I may
have put Jar Jar in charge in my
absence, but I'm not a complete
moron. Besides, I'm kinda worried
Lucas is going to tell us we're
brother and sister.

*aLESSANDRA* · 09-06-2005, 08:35 PM

Those are just ...

Yeah I had it but you were faster, lol.

**BehrItAll** · 09-06-2005, 09:09 PM

Did you read the ones for the OT? LMAO!
Those were funny too.

*aLESSANDRA* · 09-07-2005, 03:40 PM

No, I didn't! Do you have the link? That would be so cool

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