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Old 09-06-2005, 07:27 PM
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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Just being around her again is
intoxicating. I haven't seen her
since the last movie.

EWAN MCGREGOR
Wait a minute... Coruscant appears
to be the home base to both the
Senate and the Jedi.. And you
haven't even run into each other in
ten years?

Hayden has his eyes closed and and a ****-eating grin on
his face.

EWAN MCGREGOR (CONT'D)
What are you doing?

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
She made me turn the cameras off.
Luckily for me, her thoughts betray
her - she's having one of those
nightmares where she shows up to the
senate naked. Mmmm.


HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN runs in, hops on the bed, and kills the
bugs.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
I knew I'd be on top of you in bed
someday.

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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
I love you, Natalie. Why can't we be
together?

NATALIE PORTMAN
Um, because my name would be Padme
Naberrie Amidala Skywalker. I may
have put Jar Jar in charge in my
absence, but I'm not a complete
moron. Besides, I'm kinda worried
Lucas is going to tell us we're
brother and sister.
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