Ewan McGregor - Ewan's 300 Word Story #56 - Page 20

S.A.S.H.A. · 11-01-2020, 05:26 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going to have to get another bike from the mechanic because he has a flat rate. Alimony payments are timed every month so he needs to get cracking with his projects. A big storm is coming from the south side of town to flood the fields full

**LilMouse** · 11-01-2020, 08:27 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going to have to get another bike from the mechanic because he has a flat rate. Alimony payments are timed every month so he needs to get cracking with his projects. A big storm is coming from the south side of town to flood the fields full of

**BehrItAll** · 11-01-2020, 08:59 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going to have to get another bike from the mechanic because he has a flat rate. Alimony payments are timed every month so he needs to get cracking with his projects. A big storm is coming from the south side of town to flood the fields full of barley

**LilMouse** · 11-02-2020, 11:46 AM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going to have to get another bike from the mechanic because he has a flat rate. Alimony payments are timed every month so he needs to get cracking with his projects. A big storm is coming from the south side of town to flood the fields full of barley. Singing

S.A.S.H.A. · 11-03-2020, 12:15 AM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going to have to get another bike from the mechanic because he has a flat rate. Alimony payments are timed every month so he needs to get cracking with his projects. A big storm is coming from the south side of town to flood the fields full of barley. Singing karaoke

**LilMouse** · 11-03-2020, 10:42 AM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going to have to get another bike from the mechanic because he has a flat rate. Alimony payments are timed every month so he needs to get cracking with his projects. A big storm is coming from the south side of town to flood the fields full of barley. Singing karaoke is

S.A.S.H.A. · 11-03-2020, 08:19 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going to have to get another bike from the mechanic because he has a flat rate. Alimony payments are timed every month so he needs to get cracking with his projects. A big storm is coming from the south side of town to flood the fields full of barley. Singing karaoke is so

**BehrItAll** · 11-03-2020, 08:56 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going to have to get another bike from the mechanic because he has a flat rate. Alimony payments are timed every month so he needs to get cracking with his projects. A big storm is coming from the south side of town to flood the fields full of barley. Singing karaoke is so five

S.A.S.H.A. · 11-03-2020, 09:08 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going to have to get another bike from the mechanic because he has a flat rate. Alimony payments are timed every month so he needs to get cracking with his projects. A big storm is coming from the south side of town to flood the fields full of barley. Singing karaoke is so five years

**LilMouse** · 11-04-2020, 11:42 AM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going to have to get another bike from the mechanic because he has a flat rate. Alimony payments are timed every month so he needs to get cracking with his projects. A big storm is coming from the south side of town to flood the fields full of barley. Singing karaoke is so five years ago

**BehrItAll** · 11-04-2020, 07:10 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going to have to get another bike from the mechanic because he has a flat rate. Alimony payments are timed every month so he needs to get cracking with his projects. A big storm is coming from the south side of town to flood the fields full of barley. Singing karaoke is so five years ago, Travis!

**LilMouse** · 11-05-2020, 08:10 AM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going to have to get another bike from the mechanic because he has a flat rate. Alimony payments are timed every month so he needs to get cracking with his projects. A big storm is coming from the south side of town to flood the fields full of barley. Singing karaoke is so five years ago, Travis! Here

**BehrItAll** · 11-05-2020, 07:06 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going to have to get another bike from the mechanic because he has a flat rate. Alimony payments are timed every month so he needs to get cracking with his projects. A big storm is coming from the south side of town to flood the fields full of barley. Singing karaoke is so five years ago, Travis! Here comes

**LilMouse** · 11-05-2020, 08:34 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going to have to get another bike from the mechanic because he has a flat rate. Alimony payments are timed every month so he needs to get cracking with his projects. A big storm is coming from the south side of town to flood the fields full of barley. Singing karaoke is so five years ago, Travis! Here comes the

S.A.S.H.A. · 11-06-2020, 02:52 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going to have to get another bike from the mechanic because he has a flat rate. Alimony payments are timed every month so he needs to get cracking with his projects. A big storm is coming from the south side of town to flood the fields full of barley. Singing karaoke is so five years ago, Travis! Here comes the sun...

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