Ewan McGregor - Ewan's 300 Word Story #56 - Page 16

S.A.S.H.A. · 10-05-2020, 09:46 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it

**LilMouse** · 10-06-2020, 08:19 AM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on

S.A.S.H.A. · 10-06-2020, 10:15 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her

**LilMouse** · 10-07-2020, 10:53 AM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new

S.A.S.H.A. · 10-08-2020, 10:52 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion

**LilMouse** · 10-09-2020, 07:11 AM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for

**BehrItAll** · 10-09-2020, 08:33 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting

S.A.S.H.A. · 10-09-2020, 08:44 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes

**LilMouse** · 10-10-2020, 11:59 AM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of

S.A.S.H.A. · 10-10-2020, 11:33 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her

**LilMouse** · 10-11-2020, 10:50 AM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire

S.A.S.H.A. · 10-12-2020, 08:41 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk

**LilMouse** · 10-13-2020, 08:20 AM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He

S.A.S.H.A. · 10-13-2020, 04:00 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was

**LilMouse** · 10-13-2020, 05:26 PM

How does the doggy keep getting treats when the jar’s empty? Maybe the secret was Ewan had secreted a pack of them from his dog’s bed when mice were coming over. Tonight Ewan will dance if MEW goes away forever and doesn't return. Clara cheered for the way that her exit strategy worked because, finally, she would get rid of the damn mosquitoes that wouldn't stop biting her. We all have the brains to create art with our imaginations so no one can copy what others are doing. In the night of the storm, Ewan managed to find a leprechaun and get the gold from it to pay Eve alimony owed to her. She deserved all of his income plus the motorbikes he has to ride to work and villas around Italy and dogs barked because of vermin running at a useful speed. "Ewwww," exclaimed Sasha as she viewed tattoos on her crush Keanu's arm. He sighed because tattoos were taking up all of his skin, so it was suggested that he stop getting effing tattoos. Lasers remove them in a jiffy, however, they still leave a mark and will scar. Ewan knew how to do the splits, so he did them for fun. It tore up hearts to have Ewan cheat and break Eve's trust, but she got the bulk of his money. Spending it on her new passion for painting nudes of her billionaire hunk. He was going


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