Ewan McGregor - Big Fish #8 An adventure as big as life itself - Page 17

firewall · 09-20-2013, 08:11 PM

Ed Bloom would have lied and said he walked through them all.

**LilMouse** · 09-21-2013, 05:54 PM

yes, he literally walked from north to south through every country and made friends with everyone who lived there.

firewall · 09-22-2013, 12:53 AM

He even slept a few nights in an igloo.

**LilMouse** · 09-22-2013, 09:55 AM

and fed a polar bear who wished him no harm.

firewall · 09-22-2013, 08:13 PM

And swam across the ocean on a whale's back.

**LilMouse** · 09-23-2013, 09:00 AM

yea, he knows how to talk to sharks like Dory, whales and dolphins.

firewall · 09-23-2013, 06:51 PM

And then he hitchhiked and got a lift on the back of a motorbike from a nice young man with phenomenal hair.

**LilMouse** · 09-24-2013, 08:33 AM

is this nice young man with great hair his clone?

firewall · 09-24-2013, 11:25 AM

They do bear a striking resemblance. The bike guy is hairier, though.

**LilMouse** · 09-25-2013, 08:39 AM

Oh, it's the LWR version of Ewan who is told by his wife that he needs to shave b/c she can't see his gorgeous face.

firewall · 09-25-2013, 06:36 PM

Yes, that's what I was going for. I guess I forgot to mention that the hairy Scottish man was on a trip around the world when Ed Bloom bummed a ride.

**LilMouse** · 09-26-2013, 12:06 PM

Charley somehow comes into the story, but my creative juices are failing to come up with a story for him.

firewall · 09-26-2013, 08:52 PM

Ed mistakes Charley for a moose. A female moose.

**LilMouse** · 09-27-2013, 09:00 AM

OMG. Charley and Danny Devito in wolf form can form a friendship.

firewall · 09-27-2013, 08:20 PM

Are wolves generally attracted to female mooses?

What is the plural of moose?


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