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straws

I posted that for Nia

We're almost on a new thread

wilywiccan

I love this. Especially the fourth gif. Eliza's face looks so good all shock offended.

And Buffy in Sunnydale and Faith in LA Correctional Prison awaken at the same moment thinking it was just a really weird dream.

Can you even imagine a rap battle between Buffy & Faith?

Replace Goldilocks and Buttercup behind Cindy (ha ha Sarah played a Cindy in Harvard Man) with Willow & Tara.

For all we know Terminator Buffy was a fluke and most days comatose Faith dreamt of Princess Rap Battles with her.

BlackWhiteRose

Haha Eliza is so funny

straws

That would be amazing.

Buffy would eventually win of course, even tho Faith's raps would be sick.

I like to think Faith had lots of non-terminator Buffy dreams.

wilywiccan

Faith would have reacted so differently when she woke up in This Year's Girl if Buffy had been single. It really burned her to see Buffy with Riley.

FAITH
You're still the same old better-than-thou Buffy. I knew it somehow. I kept having this dream -- not sure what it means, but in the dream this self-righteous blond chick stabs me. And you know why?

BUFFY
You had it coming?

FAITH
That's one interpretation. But in my dream, she does it for a guy! If it weren't so corny, it'd be beautiful. True love conquers all, and that. But then I wake up to find out this blonde chick isn't even dating the guy she was so nuts about before. She's moved on - to the first college beefstick she meets. Not only has she forgotten the "love of her life," she's forgotten all about the chick she nearly killed for him…So, that's my dream. Well, that and some stuff about cigars and a tunnel. Tell me, College girl, what does it mean?


FAITH
Don't tell me you don't see it, Joyce. You've served your purpose. Squirted out the kid, raised her up and now you might as well be dead. Nobody cares. Nobody remembers. Especially Buffy, the fabulous super hero. Sooner or later you'll have to face it - she was over us a long time ago. Too busy climbing onto her new boytoy to give a single thought to the people that matter.

~AnastasiaGrey~

Thanks for posting

wilywiccan

We should add those Princess Rap Battle gifs to the OP. They deserve to make it to all future threads.

straws

Yes! Those quotes you posted reek of jealousy. She wanted to be with Buffy so bad.

I think it was also, like, she could understand Buffy killing her to save Angel, but if Buffy moved on..., then in Faith's mind it was like 'then was she ever that crazy about Angel?' It made her willingness to kill her a bigger betrayal I think. (Not saying Buffy didn't care about Angel, this is just how Faith's seeing it.)
I'm glad you like them so much.

What title should we use for the next thread?

wilywiccan

Thread title suggestions:

b/c if she is ever over her we hope she's under her too
b/c Fuffy is Eliza Duhsku's endgame for Faith
b/c this homoerotic subtext is rapidly becoming text
b/c Buffy always did have a thing for the Irish
b/c those who make beds together lay in them
b/c those bathtub memories kept Faith warm in prison
b/c Summers women really love handcuffs and police cars
b/c technically, Faith was Buffy's Homecoming date
b/c Faith should've picked Buffy up so Joyce could take photos of them in their Homecoming dresses
b/c "I never stopped thinking about you" Buffy voiceover while camera pans to Faith
b/c Buffy met Angel & Spike in an alley too and look how those turned out

straws

OMG! I think we have a winner.

Is it okay if I start the new thread? I wanna fix up the OP when I get a chance.

straws

wilywiccan

Blows your shipper mind when it dawns on you, huh?

She even did it the same way as Spike. Someone should do a gifset of School Hard v. Hope, Faith & Trick. Buffy hanging out in the Bronze, being led out to the space behind it to save a human from a vampire, watches the vamp get dusted by a stranger, stranger introduces themselves, somehow already knowing who Buffy is.

And I love that Angel said "Don't worry, I don't bite" because Spike and Faith were the opposite and wanted her to know that they do.

Yeah, you can start it. Oops, you already did.