[la villanelle]

I was so close to going to clexacon, but I went with earper so I didn't have to travel

[Broony]

I'm actually serious about going because I really wanna see Las Vegas aswell, that was next on my list, Vegas, San Fran and a few other places. I did Toronto, Niagara Falls, New York, Washington, Philadelphia, New Orleans, Miami and the Bahama's this year in June so i'm definitely up for the travel even though flying scares me to death. It's whether I can persuade my friends to come with me to clexacon any good persuasion tactics guys? I wanna meet this lovely cast so bad.

[la villanelle]

I would literally kill to go to clexacon. I have family in arizona so I was going to stay with them

[Broony]

Is it in March?

If you've got family over there all you'l need is flight tickets and some spending money. Sorted

[la villanelle]

Yeah March. I was going to do it as a present to myself.

Go to lesbian heaven, use my posh British accent to get the ladies I went to an old girls school, I know how to be dom posh

[Broony]

All girls school? Bet that must have been torture for you you can be my wing man because I dont have a posh accent to woo

[la villanelle]

It was my primary school. So I wasn't a fully formed gay

I'll wing man. I'm awesome at it.

[Broony]

Fully formed nevermind. Did you go to an all girls high school?

Fantastic tag team the sht out of it

[la villanelle]

I did for a year then my parents split and my mum put me in a proper school with no nuns.

[Broony]

Ban the nuns thrown the bible right at you if they had known

[la villanelle]

Pretty much. Though I was so good in school. They probably still would have loved me

[Broony]

Hmm still try and set you on fire though, straight A's or not

[la villanelle]

Not the straight they wanted

[Broony]

Funny story, so I never came out to my mum as being Bi, even though i'm 28 next month I never introduced her to my ex girlfriends, so we were walking around Tesco a couple months back and she literally outed me in the middle of the store, let me tell you she doesn't have the quietest voice either. We were talking something about gay celebrity women etc and she just turned around and went 'Don't think I dont know you've been with women btw, you came out of me i'm your mother I know everything. You're literally like a fckin walking lesbian' she then laughed and strode away down the diary aisle like nothing just happened while I stood there like for a good 5 minutes thinking WTF is my life and my mother

[wickedrum]

at least she took it well