Modern Family - MF Quotes – There’s a reason why they won an Emmy for best writing! - Page 5

***L i N d $ @ y*** · 08-09-2011, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by misst89 (View Post)

When Manny wanted to wear his poncho to school, in the second episode

Mitchell yelling SHAME! at the boy who stole manny's poem. and keeps calling manny little guy

Manny: Will you stop calling me little guy? I'm in the 40th percentile!

Ah yes, thanks for reminding me.

I love this quote too. The kids definitely have some of the best lines on the show.

carito · 08-09-2011, 04:04 PM

Cam: years from now these children will be talking about how I sondheimized them!

***L i N d $ @ y*** · 08-10-2011, 12:37 AM

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Cam: years from now these children will be talking about how I sondheimized them!

I will too, Cam.

Another of my favorite quotes...

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Mitch: Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America.

carito · 08-10-2011, 02:39 PM

Gloria: In my country there's a saying that goes "love is just around the corner". Cut to Gloria in the confessional: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes!

Sheebs · 08-10-2011, 03:07 PM

Mitchell: It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world interacting with other grown-ups while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer.... Fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into Candy Cane river.

***L i N d $ @ y*** · 08-11-2011, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by carito (View Post)

Gloria: In my country there's a saying that goes "love is just around the corner". Cut to Gloria in the confessional: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes!

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Mitchell: It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world interacting with other grown-ups while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer.... Fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into Candy Cane river.

I swear, these quotes are A+++++++!

Another from Mitch & Cam...

Cameron: Nobody wants a crying baby on the plane. It’s very stressful.
Mitch: I sat next to a baby on a plane from New York. Wouldn’t stop crying the whole flight.
Cameron: Hey, I was on that flight, and there was no… Oh, I see. You were making fun of me. Very funny.
Mitch: We had tickets to Billy Elliot.
Cameron: He just wanted to dance. It’s my life story.
Mitch: Five hours of this.
Cameron: [Irish accent] Ah jes’ wanna dance at the ballet!

babyblue54 · 08-11-2011, 03:50 PM

I love his Irish accent.

carito · 08-11-2011, 07:42 PM

Luke: I think I found a place where I can sell this organ. Can you drive me to the black market?

***L i N d $ @ y*** · 08-12-2011, 12:44 AM

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I love his Irish accent.

I swear...Eric Stonestreet, you are indeed a casting director's dream.

Caro: I love that line from Luke! So adorable and innocent and he really wanted to help his dad out.

Here's another...

What? I’m going to be missing Alex’s graduation? And all of Haley’s weddings?
- Gloria Pritchett

Sweet Embrace · 08-12-2011, 03:42 AM

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Luke: I think I found a place where I can sell this organ. Can you drive me to the black market?

Cameron's irish accent is so good!!

Oh Gloria!

***L i N d $ @ y*** · 08-12-2011, 04:52 AM

Phil talking about Luke.

“You know why else he’s gonna be okay? Because somewhere out there is a little girl who’s making lists and labeling bins and he’s gonna find her.”

babyblue54 · 08-14-2011, 02:35 PM

That's a sweet one. ^^

Phil: My boy was in trouble. So I put my fears aside and came to his rescue? Does that make me a hero? Yes it does.

carito · 08-14-2011, 02:50 PM

Cameron: Mitchell's mother has a problem with me. Last Christmas, for example, she gave me a piece of exercise equipment and a lettuce dryer. So to recap, I gave her a gorgeous pair of diamond earrings, and she gave me a hint.

Sweet Embrace · 08-14-2011, 03:55 PM

^^

Cam!

Dylan: I don’t think we’d like the same music.
Cam: Because I’m gay and only like show tunes?
Dylan: Because you’re old.
Cam: Well, that hurt more, Dylan.

carito · 08-14-2011, 06:41 PM

Cam: Every time we meet a new friend, they say one thing you don't like and you just write them off.
Mitch: I do not!
Cam: Oh, really? What about "But Yet Rachel"?
Mitch: [mocking her] "I'd love to go but... yet... I don't feel like parking." It's either "but" or "yet"... not both.
Cam: You're lucky no one's kicked your butt yet.


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