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Old 08-04-2011, 05:16 AM
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Gloria saying that about Manny, seemed like to her it was the natural thing to say, and it wouldnt affect Manny


“You know what? You can insult a lot of things about me: my hair, my voice, my balance-board exercises, but don’t insult my selling. That crosses a line. What line? Oh, you don’t see it? That’s ‘cause I just sold it.” - Phil
Haha thats such a clever Phil line!

Phil: Claire, I know you've got your methods, but so do I, and I'm sorry but I'm not a micro-manager. Trust me, I can provide Luke with the tools and guidance he needs without smothering him.
Claire: You think I smother our children?
Phil: It's not your fault, honey, mother is part of the word. You ever hear of anyone being sfathered to death?

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Old 08-04-2011, 07:15 AM
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Phil: Claire, I know you've got your methods, but so do I, and I'm sorry but I'm not a micro-manager. Trust me, I can provide Luke with the tools and guidance he needs without smothering him.
Claire: You think I smother our children?
Phil: It's not your fault, honey, mother is part of the word. You ever hear of anyone being sfathered to death?
HAHA! Phil is such a child.

Another of my favorite season 1 quotes:


“Sometimes things work out just the way you want. Sometimes they don’t. You gotta hang in there. Because when all is said and done, 90% of being a dad is just showing up.”
- Jay Pritchett
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Old 08-04-2011, 07:19 AM
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“Try two. Trust me, I had plenty of fun in my time. And then I met your Mom.” — Phil Dunphy (Truth Be Told, Modern Family)

“Phil: I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana…”

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Old 08-04-2011, 08:07 AM
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HAHA! Phil is such a child.

Another of my favorite season 1 quotes:


“Sometimes things work out just the way you want. Sometimes they don’t. You gotta hang in there. Because when all is said and done, 90% of being a dad is just showing up.”
- Jay Pritchett
I always quote this <33

Claire: Just breathe.
Phil: Thats what I told you when you were in labour and you threw your smoothie at me...PILL!!

Phil: Its fine, its fine, I was probably over reacting because THERE'S AN ALIEN INSIDE OF ME!

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I love "Up All Night" - it's one of those really good Dunphy eps.
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Guillermo: Welcome to the ground floor!
Jay: Actually, she's peeing on the ground floor...
Gloria: QUICK QUICK! GIVE HER A BAD DOGGIE TREAT!!!!
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Guillermo: Welcome to the ground floor!
Jay: Actually, she's peeing on the ground floor...
Gloria: QUICK QUICK! GIVE HER A BAD DOGGIE TREAT!!!!
LMAO!!!! Such a bad invention
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Claire: I got pregnant with Haley.
Phil: My bad!


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HAHA! Phil is such a child.

Another of my favorite season 1 quotes:


“Sometimes things work out just the way you want. Sometimes they don’t. You gotta hang in there. Because when all is said and done, 90% of being a dad is just showing up.”
- Jay Pritchett
That quote is sweet.
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Guillermo: Welcome to the ground floor!
Jay: Actually, she's peeing on the ground floor...
Gloria: QUICK QUICK! GIVE HER A BAD DOGGIE TREAT!!!!
Gloria so excited is hilarious.

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Claire: I got pregnant with Haley.
Phil: My bad!
Hahahahaha, oh Phil.

I really like the life lessons they say at the end of the ep. It really hits you.
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Gloria so excited is hilarious.
She was hilarious in that episode

Gloria: I'm nice, and I put the sugar jacket!
Jay: Sugar coating is not going to help...

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I remember gloria once said to jay we shouldn't "undermelt manny's confidence."
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Gloria: I'm nice, and I put the sugar jacket!
Jay: Sugar coating is not going to help...
LMAO! The Jay punchline is even more hilarious.

Theresa: When did she say this?
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When Manny wanted to wear his poncho to school, in the second episode

Mitchell yelling SHAME! at the boy who stole manny's poem. and keeps calling manny little guy

Manny: Will you stop calling me little guy? I'm in the 40th percentile!

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When Manny wanted to wear his poncho to school, in the second episode
Gloria: the poncho by itself is fine. The poncho, plus the flute, plus the stupid dance: my son will die a virgin!
*cut to Jay nodding*
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Gloria: the poncho by itself is fine. The poncho, plus the flute, plus the stupid dance: my son will die a virgin!
*cut to Jay nodding*
And then Jay drops his flute and Gloria goes "and look you stepped on it!" Pause and then jay steps on the flute
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