madelen

Love all the quotes!

neonbliss I have to ask where the quote in your sig is from? I love it

Caliina

"Who is Josh Groban?... kill youself"

I love Will's WTF face you know he felt the same way

Sheebs

^
"And if he were here right now, I would club you to death with his critic's choice award".

Sue: I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.

nuggy65

I love the above two! They're so hilo! Sue's the best. And I don't remember his name, the guy who sends nude pics of him to Josh Groban He's funny in a creepy way. I also loved two of Artie's lines last week:

"we didn't think you'd take it personally." - Rachel.
"Well i find you irritating most of time but we don't take that personally." - Artie.

Also, the one where he says something like "I wanna be very clear. I still have the use of my penis." and at Tina's expression after that!

AshleyInWonderland

"we will bring them down with the hand of god"

Sheebs

Sue: "There's a stack of mattresses in the choir room piled as high as the empty hair gel bottles in the dumpster outside your apartment."

Sue: "...are you an Eve who was born a Steve?"

Sue: "Santana, Wheels, Gay Kid. Come on, move it! Asian, Other Asian, Aretha, and Shaft".

lipsticklullabies

"If I lose my endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft." - Sue. That whole journal scene is brilliance.

"Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker." - Kurt.

onegreatlove

Puck: Buenos Nachos, Mr. Shue!

Terri (to Will): This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep.

Kurt: You need to call me before you dress yourself
Merecedes: Whatever!
Kurt: You look like a technicolor zebra.


Rachel: I tried (to vomit) but I guess I just don’t have a gag reflex.
Emma: One Day when you’re older, that’ll turn out to be a gift.

Sue (to Rachel): You watch your tone young lady, gay parents encourage rebellion. There are studies on this.

Jacob Ben-Israel: How do you keep from arriving early? Whenever i grind, it’s Cinco de Mayo!

Artie (on Rachel): The more time she storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.

royalღcaliber

I love those quotes!

You.Yes.Youღ

ILU LC.
I love this. <3

ღfaithfully

anyone going to give this thread some attention

in a daydream

I like when Sue calls Will "Sponge hair square chin"

ღfaithfully

all of Sue's nicknames for people are hilarious.

in a daydream

and she always calls Emma "Ella"

madness

Oh, they always make me crack up and some of them are pretty accurate too.