d3wberry

"Lady Justice wept today."
"Sup, MILF?"
"The more times she storms out at rehearsal, the less impact it has." (LOL)
"I got this at the school library. Did you know you could just borrow books from there?"
"Oh if I was out to get you, you'd be pickling in a Mason jar on my shelf by now."
"Here. 3 times a day, or your baby will be ugly."
"My body is like a rum-chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise."

peace_love_couture

I love this one and how much she cares about that kind of thing

honeyitsyoursx3

Oh how I love Kurt.

4N6 DNA

My fav quote of the episode:


cap from gleeimages.com

"This was a particularly interesting find from today's round of locker checks. Are these your droopy white granny panties Jacob? Are you an Eve who was born a Steve? Cause if you were, I think there is a special school that will better address your needs. And I think that school is in Thailand."

Im_A_Wheelie

"Now this dance ain't for errbody, only the sexy people....now all you fly mothas get out there and dance, dance I said! HOLLA!"

"We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God."

"Bye white people!"

free2live

"Lady Justice wept today."
"Outstanding."- just the way Sue says it

"I'll pee in a cup!"
"Is she going to diva out after every rehearsal?"
"Yes. We. Cane."
"Dear Journal, feeling listless today. It started at dawn, when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer."
"Look at me. Even in the heat of battle, I look elegant. Regal. I am Ajax, the might Greek warrior."

tiny toon

One of my fav quotes is in episode 2 at the beginning when Kurt is standing with the jocks and they want to throw him into the dumpster and he is like:

'One day you all work for me!'

The way Chris delivered that line was brilliant and how Puck laughs at that - just awesome. That scene cracks me up everytime I see it. Hilarious!

neonbliss

It was a really tiny line but I loved Mercedes when she thought they were going to slushie her and she screams, "MAH WEAVE!!"

romance novel

Kat I loved that one too!

I have two from Puck. He had me cracking up this whole episode, but these especially.

"Are you questioning my badassness? Have you seen my guns?"

And then:

Rachel: I don't think this relationship is gonna work out
Puck: It's cool I was gonna break up with you anyway...
Rachel: (smirks) ...no you weren't.
Puck: Yes I was. You won't even let me touch your boobs.

Ali

I keep saying this but that was the funniest line of the whole ep.

Sansa

Kurt: You know why they call them slushies, don't you? Because your butt looks like one if you have too many of them.

Myfirstlove

Finn: I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people!
Rachel: That was you?

Sue: You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded, that's hard!

KCsGirl

this one always makes me giggle:

Emma: Rachel, did you just throw up?
Rachel: No.
Emma: You missed the toilet.
Rachel: The girl who was throwing up before me left that. I tried but i guess i just don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: One day when you're older, that'll turn out to be a gift.

eMGee

Oh that last one

And I love all the Sue-liners!

Caliina

"Are you a moron?" I just love how Dianna said it