WeBuiltThePyramids

I, unbeknownst to me, hit a bird with my car while on a road trip in October, and it got stuck halfway under my hood.

soundsgood

Yuk, sorry it happened. I'd be very disturbed if it happened to me

WeBuiltThePyramids

I drove around with it on my car for days hoping at night some animal would come and eat it (I was in the Upper Peninsula so very rural). It didn't, so I wound up pulling off on the side of the road and getting it out with a stick. Nearly vomited. Then sped off.

Take_x_A_x_Bite

Well, that sounds like an... absolutely delightful experience that would certainly help put you off of food for a good while...

I can say with much relief that I've never hit or run over anything, but I have enjoyed being exposed to the special brand of trauma as an animal lover of seeing others hit things...

And now I think I'm going to do the helpful thing and say we drop this tangent like a flaming hot potato and move to something a little more lighthearted and less graphic - Is anybody against this idea? Yah or Nah?