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Oh I wish I could host a Christmas party this year, but my place is so small you couldn't even swing a dog by its tail
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 Well I'm trying to organize some games this Christmas so the whole family won't be sitting around like a bunch of couch tomatoes..  |
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Oh I think they'll enjoy that. They will be happy as a horse in mud.
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Had to look that one up.  Isn't mudpie something they eat in England? Those Brits have got bats in their basement.. |
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Yeah I think they eat a lot of mudpie, good for hangovers. I't even better than hair of the rat I've heard __________________
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Hair of the rat?!
 If you tried selling that here as anti hangover thing you'd be flogging a dead cow! |
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Oh, I could sell it. It aint over till the fat lady dances!
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Opera is like ten singing canaries on the stage instead of one on the hand..
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Speaking of birds, their tweeting sounds like strangling a penguin
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What's with the US slang 'birds' for women anyway?
Some men seem to always be looking for a roll in the field or play in the hay..  |
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Yeah and then they want to get off at the Redbarn to prevent 'accidents' like that always works..
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Some women only have to be smiled at and they're pregnant!
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Well, in some cases it's like they're always having a loaf in the oven
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It's all fun until the seagull comes to deliver the baby
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