[MistyMountainHop]

#2 - 1

[msstock87]

#2

[Grazzhopper]

With three votes (including mine), we must to...

KITTY: Listen to me! Midge left Bob.
ERIC: Are you sure? I mean, maybe she's just lost in the backyard.

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FINAL ROUND! Vote for your favorite! The quote with the most votes wins!

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That 70s Show Season 4 Quotation Survivor!

4x06 “The Relapse”

1.
KITTY: Good morning. I have terrible news.
RED: Are we out of bacon?
KITTY: No. I was outside, and--
RED [to Eric]: Remember that time we were out of bacon?
ERIC: Do I? Nearly tore this family apart.

2.
Eliminated in Round 21

3.
Eliminated in Round 20

4.
RED: Hey! Where are you going with my food?
KITTY: To Bob and Donna. When your wife or mother leaves you, you need a good breakfast.
RED: I need a good breakfast.
KITTY: Well, I didn't leave you. Eat a Pop-Tart.

5.
Eliminated in Round 10

6.
Eliminated in Round 19

7.
Eliminated in Round 18

8.
Eliminated in Round 12

9.
Eliminated in Round 6

10.
Eliminated in Round 11

11.
Eliminated in Round 15

12.
Eliminated in Round 4

13.
Eliminated in Round 3

14.
Eliminated in Round 2

15.
Eliminated in Round 7 - TIE

16.
Eliminated in Round 8

17.
Eliminated in Round 17

18.
Eliminated in Round 14

19.
Eliminated in Round 13

20.
Eliminated in Round 5

21.
Eliminated in Round 1

22.
Eliminated in Round 9

23.
Eliminated in Round 7 - TIE

24.
Eliminated in Round 16

[MistyMountainHop]

They're both funny!

But #4 FTW!

[Grazzhopper]

Originally Posted by MistyMountainHop (View Post) They're both funny!

I agree.

[MistyMountainHop]

Originally Posted by Grazzhopper (View Post) I agree.

So much so that you haven't voted yet.

[msstock87]

#4 ftw

[Grazzhopper]

Originally Posted by MistyMountainHop (View Post) So much so that you haven't voted yet.

Yeah, I didn't know which one to choose!

#4 FTW - 3

[MistyMountainHop]

Originally Posted by Grazzhopper (View Post) Yeah, I didn't know which one to choose!

They're both good.

And it looks like we have a winner. I'll announce it once I set up the next episode's quotations.

[MistyMountainHop]

With three votes, the winner of "The Relapse" (4x06) survivor is...

RED: Hey! Where are you going with my food?
KITTY: To Bob and Donna. When your wife or mother leaves you, you need a good breakfast.
RED: I need a good breakfast.
KITTY: Well, I didn't leave you. Eat a Pop-Tart.

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Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off

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That 70s Show Season 4 Quote Survivor!

4x07 “Uncomfortable Ball Stuff”

1.
DONNA: Hey, Mrs. Forman. My dad's making a cheese sandwich, but he's missing some stuff. So can I borrow bread and cheese?

2.
KITTY: So who are you taking [to the PriceMart Ball]? Who's the lucky lady?
ERIC: Oh, well, I decided not to go. Personal choice.
RED: You don't have a date, do you?
ERIC: Okay, you know what? It's not about, ''Can I get a date?'' It's about this great book that I'm, like, halfway through. Plus, you know, I could get a date I've got numbers, buddy.
KITTY: Sure you do, honey. You're number one with me.

3.
RED: You're going [to the ball] tomorrow night. And you'd better not go stag, Eric. There's nothing worse than an eighty-pound boy dancing with his mommy all night.

4.
DONNA: You know what? I'll go [to the ball with you]. I told you I would, like, months ago.
ERIC: But that was before the … ugliness.

5.
HYDE: So, Forman, you break up with Donna, but you still get to have sex and go on dates with her? Ride the big red wave, dude.
FEZ: I should break up with Donna. ''Donna, we are through. Let the sex and dating begin.''

6.
KELSO: Look, man, breaking up sucks, okay? When Jackie dumped me, you know what she said? ''Something, something. Never wanna see you again. Blah, blah, blah.'' Hey, you think that didn't hurt?

7.
ERIC: But I will say this. If [Donna] doesn't want it to be a date, then it won't be a date. I am so cool with that because, as we all know, I am very mature. Now if you would all please excuse me, my mommy has to iron my corduroys.

8.
FEZ: Ah, women. Am I right, guys? Ah, who am I kidding? There's no woman for Fez. What must Fez do to get a woman?
HYDE: Well, for one thing, he's gotta cut out that third-person crap. It's weird.

9.
FEZ: How am I supposed to afford new boots? My Bible-thumping host parents won't give me an allowance because I am a pagan.
HYDE: You know, Leo's looking for help down at the Fotohut.
FEZ: The Fotohut, huh? I can really ''picture'' myself there. That job and I will really ''click.'' Oh, I am on a ''roll' '... of film. [Hyde frogs him.] Ow. Don't be so ... ''negative.'' I am the king.

10.
LEO: You sure you wanna get in the Fotohut game? It can chew you up and spit you out like a stick of gum. Or something that seemed edible ‘til you put it in your mouth … and then you realized it's not. Or a stick of gum.
FEZ: What kind of gum?
LEO: Big Red.
FEZ: Oh, that's fine.

11.
LEO: Okay, you're hired. But you're on probation. No, wait. I'm on probation. Oh, wow. I gotta go see my probation officer. [He leaves.]
FEZ: So he's my new boss?
HYDE: Welcome to paradise.

12.
KITTY: Oh, Red. Don't the kids look nice for their date?
RED: Yeah. Nice as hell.
DONNA: Oh, well … thanks, Mrs. Forman.
ERIC: Actually, Mom, as Donna so thoughtfully pointed out earlier, this isn't a date.
KITTY: Well, I just … I like seeing you together. You just — you look so natural.
ERIC: But we're not together.
KITTY: Well, sure you are. I'm looking right at you.
RED: Let's spend the night in the driveway looking at the kids. That's what I wanna do.

13.
DONNA: Eric, stop it. You're being an ass.
ERIC: Well, why don't you just, you know, get over it?
DONNA: I only said that because I wanna be friends again. I mean, I wish we could pretend that we were never boyfriend and girlfriend and just, you know, be friends.
ERIC: Donna, it's hard. It's not like being friends with Hyde, okay? I haven't, you know, touched his fun parts … well, on purpose.

14.
[At the Piggly-Wiggly, Bob is grabbing a stack of TV dinners from the freezer. He puts them into his cart as Joanne watches.]

BOB: My wife left me. I don't cook. I don't shop. I'm hungry. This place scares me, and I like Salisbury steak.
JOANNE: So you don't cook or shop, and your idea of a nice meal is gristly hamburger smothered in goo? What woman could let all that go?

15.
BOB: Hey, I've got an upside.
JOANNE: I know. You're a good guy. A good, old-fashioned, out-of-touch, Stone Age guy. But, you know, there's nothing wrong with you that changing yourself completely couldn't fix.
BOB: Thank you.

16.
KITTY: Oh, Donna. Oh, oh — so, are you having fun at the big ball?
DONNA: Um, yeah. You know, at first I wasn't. Eric was being really jerky and weird.
KITTY: Uh-huh. Well, he does that.

17.
DONNA: I mean if [Eric] gets me a glass of punch, it's not like we have to sleep together.
KITTY: Well, it would have to be pretty good punch. Ahahahaha! They have an open bar.

18.
DONNA: Eric, what the hell?
ERIC: What?
DONNA: Why are you kissing her [Connie, a girl he’d danced with at the ball]? You're on a date with me.
ERIC: It wasn't a date.
DONNA: Well, it is now, you bastard! Now come open my car door for me before I kick your ass!

19.
KELSO: The Fotohut's cool. Hyde, your job kicks ass.
HYDE: Yeah. I never thought I'd be a working man, man. But, man, here I am ... working for the Man. And you know what, man? I like the Man.

20.
LEO: So, my probation officer was sure happy I came by. He even wants to see me for some additional years. He's a good guy.

21.
KITTY: And then you encourage him and what happens? He ends up kissing a girl while he's on a date with another girl.
RED: Once again, an open bar spells disaster for the Forman family.
KITTY: Red, I am not drunk. I am upset … and drunk. All I know is that is not the way to behave on a date.
ERIC & RED: It wasn't a date.
KITTY & DONNA: Oh, please.

22.
LEO: I don't like what's goin' on here, man. That little dude [Fez] is making us all look bad. I'm afraid the boss is gonna fire me.
HYDE: Leo, you are the boss.

23.
FEZ [from outside the Fotohut]: Did you fire [Hyde] yet? I'll take his shifts.
LEO: Hey, dude, man. I think we decided that you're fired.
FEZ: Oh. Well, that's a cold slap in the groin. How am I supposed to afford my new boots?
LEO: Here. Just do what I do, man. Just get some money out of the register when the boss isn't lookin'.
HYDE: Once again, Leo, you are the boss.
LEO: And I'm not lookin'.

[Grazzhopper]

A new round!

#3 - 1

[MistyMountainHop]

#3 - 2

[msstock87]

#3

[MistyMountainHop]

#3 - 3

[Grazzhopper]

With three votes, we must to...

RED: You're going [to the ball] tomorrow night. And you'd better not go stag, Eric. There's nothing worse than an eighty-pound boy dancing with his mommy all night.

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Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off

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That 70s Show Season 4 Quote Survivor!

4x07 “Uncomfortable Ball Stuff”

1.
DONNA: Hey, Mrs. Forman. My dad's making a cheese sandwich, but he's missing some stuff. So can I borrow bread and cheese?

2.
KITTY: So who are you taking [to the PriceMart Ball]? Who's the lucky lady?
ERIC: Oh, well, I decided not to go. Personal choice.
RED: You don't have a date, do you?
ERIC: Okay, you know what? It's not about, ''Can I get a date?'' It's about this great book that I'm, like, halfway through. Plus, you know, I could get a date I've got numbers, buddy.
KITTY: Sure you do, honey. You're number one with me.

3.
Eliminated in Round 1

4.
DONNA: You know what? I'll go [to the ball with you]. I told you I would, like, months ago.
ERIC: But that was before the … ugliness.

5.
HYDE: So, Forman, you break up with Donna, but you still get to have sex and go on dates with her? Ride the big red wave, dude.
FEZ: I should break up with Donna. ''Donna, we are through. Let the sex and dating begin.''

6.
KELSO: Look, man, breaking up sucks, okay? When Jackie dumped me, you know what she said? ''Something, something. Never wanna see you again. Blah, blah, blah.'' Hey, you think that didn't hurt?

7.
ERIC: But I will say this. If [Donna] doesn't want it to be a date, then it won't be a date. I am so cool with that because, as we all know, I am very mature. Now if you would all please excuse me, my mommy has to iron my corduroys.

8.
FEZ: Ah, women. Am I right, guys? Ah, who am I kidding? There's no woman for Fez. What must Fez do to get a woman?
HYDE: Well, for one thing, he's gotta cut out that third-person crap. It's weird.

9.
FEZ: How am I supposed to afford new boots? My Bible-thumping host parents won't give me an allowance because I am a pagan.
HYDE: You know, Leo's looking for help down at the Fotohut.
FEZ: The Fotohut, huh? I can really ''picture'' myself there. That job and I will really ''click.'' Oh, I am on a ''roll' '... of film. [Hyde frogs him.] Ow. Don't be so ... ''negative.'' I am the king.

10.
LEO: You sure you wanna get in the Fotohut game? It can chew you up and spit you out like a stick of gum. Or something that seemed edible ‘til you put it in your mouth … and then you realized it's not. Or a stick of gum.
FEZ: What kind of gum?
LEO: Big Red.
FEZ: Oh, that's fine.

11.
LEO: Okay, you're hired. But you're on probation. No, wait. I'm on probation. Oh, wow. I gotta go see my probation officer. [He leaves.]
FEZ: So he's my new boss?
HYDE: Welcome to paradise.

12.
KITTY: Oh, Red. Don't the kids look nice for their date?
RED: Yeah. Nice as hell.
DONNA: Oh, well … thanks, Mrs. Forman.
ERIC: Actually, Mom, as Donna so thoughtfully pointed out earlier, this isn't a date.
KITTY: Well, I just … I like seeing you together. You just — you look so natural.
ERIC: But we're not together.
KITTY: Well, sure you are. I'm looking right at you.
RED: Let's spend the night in the driveway looking at the kids. That's what I wanna do.

13.
DONNA: Eric, stop it. You're being an ass.
ERIC: Well, why don't you just, you know, get over it?
DONNA: I only said that because I wanna be friends again. I mean, I wish we could pretend that we were never boyfriend and girlfriend and just, you know, be friends.
ERIC: Donna, it's hard. It's not like being friends with Hyde, okay? I haven't, you know, touched his fun parts … well, on purpose.

14.
[At the Piggly-Wiggly, Bob is grabbing a stack of TV dinners from the freezer. He puts them into his cart as Joanne watches.]

BOB: My wife left me. I don't cook. I don't shop. I'm hungry. This place scares me, and I like Salisbury steak.
JOANNE: So you don't cook or shop, and your idea of a nice meal is gristly hamburger smothered in goo? What woman could let all that go?

15.
BOB: Hey, I've got an upside.
JOANNE: I know. You're a good guy. A good, old-fashioned, out-of-touch, Stone Age guy. But, you know, there's nothing wrong with you that changing yourself completely couldn't fix.
BOB: Thank you.

16.
KITTY: Oh, Donna. Oh, oh — so, are you having fun at the big ball?
DONNA: Um, yeah. You know, at first I wasn't. Eric was being really jerky and weird.
KITTY: Uh-huh. Well, he does that.

17.
DONNA: I mean if [Eric] gets me a glass of punch, it's not like we have to sleep together.
KITTY: Well, it would have to be pretty good punch. Ahahahaha! They have an open bar.

18.
DONNA: Eric, what the hell?
ERIC: What?
DONNA: Why are you kissing her [Connie, a girl he’d danced with at the ball]? You're on a date with me.
ERIC: It wasn't a date.
DONNA: Well, it is now, you bastard! Now come open my car door for me before I kick your ass!

19.
KELSO: The Fotohut's cool. Hyde, your job kicks ass.
HYDE: Yeah. I never thought I'd be a working man, man. But, man, here I am ... working for the Man. And you know what, man? I like the Man.

20.
LEO: So, my probation officer was sure happy I came by. He even wants to see me for some additional years. He's a good guy.

21.
KITTY: And then you encourage him and what happens? He ends up kissing a girl while he's on a date with another girl.
RED: Once again, an open bar spells disaster for the Forman family.
KITTY: Red, I am not drunk. I am upset … and drunk. All I know is that is not the way to behave on a date.
ERIC & RED: It wasn't a date.
KITTY & DONNA: Oh, please.

22.
LEO: I don't like what's goin' on here, man. That little dude [Fez] is making us all look bad. I'm afraid the boss is gonna fire me.
HYDE: Leo, you are the boss.

23.
FEZ [from outside the Fotohut]: Did you fire [Hyde] yet? I'll take his shifts.
LEO: Hey, dude, man. I think we decided that you're fired.
FEZ: Oh. Well, that's a cold slap in the groin. How am I supposed to afford my new boots?
LEO: Here. Just do what I do, man. Just get some money out of the register when the boss isn't lookin'.
HYDE: Once again, Leo, you are the boss.
LEO: And I'm not lookin'.