That '70s Show - Danny/Hyde #46: Because it's all in the Masterson family. - Page 2

wanderer78 · 09-05-2004, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by Spacie
Note the sarcasm, wanderer78. You'll get a lot of that around these parts. Just like Hyde.

Trust me, I am the sarcasm queen. I try to avoid it online though.

pinch990 · 09-06-2004, 01:25 AM

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Originally posted by ~carissima~
I love that Danny and Wil are both looking cool in that pic, avoiding eye contact, even though they're obviously only a second away from jumping into bed together It's nice that they hug a lot. Very nice

Oh, you!

Spacie · 09-06-2004, 03:20 AM

Yummy pictures.

I'm too tired to post much else right now. Tonight ladies. I'll be back tonight.

* AcTiNg StAr * · 09-06-2004, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Spacie
Yummy pictures. I'm too tired to post much else right now. Tonight ladies. I'll be back tonight.

spacie absolutley love ur avie!!

Spacie · 09-07-2004, 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by * AcTiNg StAr *
spacie absolutley love ur avie!!

Thanks! It was made by lisa a couple of threads ago, during the Poker craze.

I didn't actually post last night. Oops. Had nothing else to add anyway.

Spacie · 09-07-2004, 08:09 AM

pinch990 · 09-07-2004, 01:58 PM

Is it just me or does he look skinnier than usual in those pictures?

Cari · 09-07-2004, 04:06 PM

Does anyone else think all 4 of the guys are suddenly gonna beef up once the show ends?!

I remember reading somewhere that they'd been asked not to change their shape or get bigger while the show was on

Spacie · 09-08-2004, 08:30 AM

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Originally posted by pinch990
Is it just me or does he look skinnier than usual in those pictures?

Might just be those huge sunglasses.

~carissima~- I hadn't really heard anything about that. You're probably right though.

Cari · 09-08-2004, 10:00 AM

Spacie · 09-08-2004, 10:28 AM

I've never seen that 1st one. He's had his teeth fixed hasn't he? They seem different in the earlier years.

LivingInTheOCsucks · 09-08-2004, 09:03 PM

im so exicted to see danny on TRL today

M3 · 09-08-2004, 11:08 PM

Spacie - Probably, teeth are the easiest thing in the world to fix, and pretty cheap. What were you looking at specifically?

OC - The part right before the first commercial where he and the host are sitting in the audience? Danny has SUCH bad posture but it's so cool who cares. He's just sittin. Chillin.

I'm transcribing as it goes so I'll post when it's over for y'all. It won't be perfectly exact, as I tune out the host most of the time and go word for word on Danny's lines. But hey.

et voila.

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They show the new set, and a brand new surprise entrance. A door slides open and Danny's standing there.

La La: Danny?
Danny: Hey!
La La: What are you doing there?
Danny: I dunno, I was just in the bathroom and now I'm here.

The door closes and they say they'll talk to him later.

*later*

They show Danny backstage signing a whiteboard with his signature as the hosts talk about the upcoming show. Danny finishes signing and turns, looks at the camera and furrows his brow and shakes his head mockingly.

*later*

Host: This is Danny Masterson.
He's wearing a dark-blue small check shirt, dark khaki pants, no ball cap (gasp).

They greet each other, the usual welcome back, thanks for having me schtick. The host asks what Danny thinks of the new set.
Danny: This is really something... extra colorful!
Host: Magical, right?
Danny: Looks good.
The host talks about how it's the back to school week.
Danny: Good luck everyone, get good grades!

Host says something about the show being set in the 70s, and was Danny anything like Hyde in school?
Danny: I was the little skinny guy who got beat up by the bigger guys.
Host: That's not true is it?!
Danny: No, I was friends with everyone.
Host asks if there's any info or spoilers on what happens on tonight's season premiere episode.
Danny: We meet Hyde's new father and we see Forman's taking a year off.
Host: You're not having a baby are you?!
Danny: No no, Kelso's having the baby.
Host says he heard a rumor about it being the last season for the show, but is it true?
Danny: Yes, this is the last season. We've only got 25 shows left.
Hosts asks if that's for sure, could they extend it.
Danny: No. It's 99% official. (that it's the last season)
Host: What are you guys gonna do after this?
Danny: Get back to work, find a new job! Get back to acting. I've taken the last three summers off. But I've been doing it for 24 years so...

Video #9 is shown. It's horrible. It's TRL, after all.

Host: This is the first time Danny's seen JoJo!
Danny: Yeah, first time. It looked good, it looked good
Host talks about JoJo that no one cares about. Then he brings up the freaking back to school week theme yet again.
Host: It's back to school week here at TRL, what was your worst subject in high school? Most people say math...
Danny: Math, easily, math, terrible at it. That's why we have calculators, accountants and assistants (not sure I got what all he said at the end there)
Host: Did you ever fail anything?
Danny: No, never failed, but I got really close to failing math with a C or something. I got a zero on something when I got caught cheating. Automatic zero.
Host and Danny have a weird conversation on making a grade of 30 into 300 for the host.

They show a boring segment on celebrities remembering their school days and answering trite questions.
Host and Danny are now sitting in audience, casually, chillin and the host introduces a commercial.

After commercial, the host is blathering on about something while the audience yells for no reason.
Danny: I can't hear anything you're saying.
Host: So I can say anything?
Danny: Were we talking during that? I can't hear anything!
Host gives a shout out to some guy's swim team who yell really loud in response.
Danny: They're overly excited about this!
Host talks about how Danny and Chris are both successful TV stars, cites Chris' character on his show.
Danny quips "The mighty mighty CM." (he really says "CM"!)
Host: But they look alike, these siblings. If you show me a Danny Masterson picture I can tell you his brother is gonna look like him, the nose is similar, the chin.... (a picture of the two from the X2 premiere is shown on the screen while he talks)
Danny: Yup.
Host finally introduces the celebrity siblings game that Danny is going to have to play.
Danny: I'm very nervous.
Haylie Duff is shown on the screen.
Danny: "Pamela Anderson. I'm kidding, I'm kidding! It's a Duff, that's Haylie Duff.
The host brings up a picture of Hilary Duff next to Haylie.
Danny: I made you all nervous for a second, but I was just kidding.
Next up is Jaime Lynn Spears.
Danny turns and asks audience for help, then goes with "Spears, Britney Spears."
The host tells the audience to be quiet and let him guess.
Danny: I'm so good at this game!
Hosts asks for complete silence in a pissy tone. Then says that it's the swimmers, and that "They're wearing speedos you don't wanna trust people like that." The audience kinda boos gasps.
Danny steps back and does the mock shock/amused look. "Oh! You know they probably are." (wearing speedos, that is)
Drew Lachey is the next sibling.
Danny: Lachey. Drew. Mighty fine basketball player.
Host: Nicely done! But one more, one more.
Shows Tito Jackson old skool picture.
Danny: *laughing* No guess, no guess.
Michael and Tito Jackson show up on screen. Audience has weird reaction.
Danny: I knew it was Tito but I didn't want to say it.
Host: Nice job Danny!
Danny: Thank you.
Host: That was fun right?
Danny: That was fantastic.

Host outro's the segment by talking about how Danny's putting something in the time capsule.
Video plays.

Host talks about a time capsule for what seems like an extremely long time because none of us have ever heard of the concept before. It's brand new, created by TRL.
He turns to Danny to ask him something.
Danny: I actually couldn't hear you.
Host says something about the Yankees being behind another team, or vice versa. I have no idea how that tied into a time capsule.
Danny: Whoa whoa whoa! (no smack talking his team, yo)

Host talks yet ****ing more about time capsule because the entire population of viewers are retarded. Literally.
Host asks what Danny's going to put in.
Danny: Well, I was going to put my starbucks coffee in it but I figured that'd start to smell in a few weeks. So I signed a $20 bill which will be worth... $20 at the end of the year.
Host opens the time capsule with cheesy special effects.
Danny: That's very high tech.
Danny puts his $20 in.
Host: Only because he's rich enough to throw away $20, ladies and gentlemen.

The obligatory thank you for coming, thank you for having me, pimp the show on tonight, annnnnd commercial.

What was the name of the male host? Not the hot black dude, but the annoying white guy with the blah brown hair? God he talks a mile a minute.

Peanut · 09-08-2004, 11:42 PM

Greetings. I’m Damien Fahey and I’m on television (I know, I don’t know how this happened either). I grew up in Massachusetts and always wanted my job to include music in some way. When I was 14 I emptied my entire savings account and bought stereo equipment to build a mock radio station in my bedroom. My parents were pissed, but I felt I just had to do it. After spending hours and hours alone in my bedroom with my radio station, I lost all social skills, but I received an on-air job at a local radio station where I was a DJ for four years. Then I got into Northeastern University in Boston, Massachusetts and received another part-time radio gig at Kiss 108 in Boston. After working there for three years, MTV came to the station to audition for the next VJ. I started at the Beach House in New Jersey during the summer of 2002 and have been on board ever since. I love music and talking about music and making music. I also have to give a shout-out to my Boston homey, Conan O’Brien! I’m a very big fan. Thanks for watching. Thanks for caring.

ETA: Nice first post on this thread. Speaking of 'thread' I saw them do the eyebrow threading thing on "Amish in the City" last week.

M3 · 09-09-2004, 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by PPD

Greetings. I’m Damien Fahey

ETA: Nice first post on this thread. Speaking of 'thread' I saw them do the eyebrow threading thing on "Amish in the City" last week.

Um, I think so. Honestly, I was watching Danny most of the time anyway, so.... Maybe we'll just leave "Host" in there. He's annoying. He doesn't need a name.

You might be the only person watching that show

But with all the asian salons around my area, I'm sure I can find someone to do it on me. Or maybe I can do it myself... all you need is thread, right?

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