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#1 - Voted off #2 - Voted off #3 - Voted off #4 - Voted off #5 LUKE: There's no coffee. LORELAI: That's not funny. LUKE: I can give you herbal tea. LORELAI: This is not an herbal tea morning. This is a coffee morning. LUKE: Every morning for you is a coffee morning. LORELAI: This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an IV. LUKE: I can give you tea and a Balance bar. LORELAI: Please, please, please tell me you're kidding. LUKE: I'm kidding. [goes to retrieve the coffee pot.] LORELAI: You're sick. LUKE: Yup. LORELAI: You're a sadist, you're a fiend! [he walks back over with the coffee pot] LORELAI: You're pretty. #6 - Voted off #7 - Voted off #8 - Voted off #9 - Voted off #10 (Cut to Luke's. Lorelai walks in with a garment bag. She looks around the diner and takes a seat at the counter.) LUKE: She's not here yet. LORELAI: All right. You'll have to entertain me until she arrives. OK, Burger Boy, dance. LUKE: Will you marry me? LORELAI: What? LUKE: Just looking for something to shut you up. #10 |
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Voting for the one you like least, first quote which got 5 votes is off; if no quote had 5 votes after a day, the one with the maximum of votes is off.
#1 LUKE: So I hear you're having a party Saturday. RORY: Yeah. Mom's famous for her blowouts. LORELAI: The best one was her eighth birthday. RORY: Oh, yeah, that was good. LORELAI: The cops shut us down. LUKE: The cops shut down an eight year old's birthday party? RORY: And arrested the clown. LUKE: I don't want to hear any more of this. #2 TAYLOR: Every other store in town has fall decorations. LUKE: Hoorah for the mob mentality. TAYLOR: We're talking a few streamers and a paper turkey. How's it gonna hurt to have a paper turkey? LUKE: No turkey, no squash, no pumpkins. Nothing colored orange. #3 LORELAI: Whoo! LUKE: Sorry, I guess my pod's defective. RORY: Hey. My mom's not wearing any underwear. TAYLOR: We're talking about the spirit of fall. LUKE: You know where you can stick the spirit of fall? LUKE: (to Lorelai, who is leaving) No tip? LORELAI: Oh, yeah, here's a tip -- serve your customers. LUKE: Here's another -- don't sit on any cold benches. #4 LUKE: Twelve guys stood in a row all night waiting for an enemy that never showed. They got stood up. They should've been wearing prom dresses. TAYLOR: I've had just about enough of this. LUKE: Sit down, Taylor. TAYLOR: Menace. LUKE: Suck up. #5 LUKE: Harry, come on, stop this before somebody drives through town and thinks the local mental institution has bad padlocks. HARRY: Luke, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Your father was a reenactor. LUKE: Yes, and I thought he was crazy also. #6 LUKE: Tradition is a trap, it allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. Times were simpler. Kids didn't have sex. Neighbors knew each other. It's a freaking fairy tale. Things sucked then, too. It just sucked without indoor plumbing. #7 LORELAI: That’s Jackson’s cousin. He’s my date! LUKE: Lucky girl! LORELAI: Yes, I think so. He is, believe it or not, even less thrilled with the match up than I am. LUKE: You’re kidding, why? LORELAI: I’m too tall. LUKE: [laughs] Get out. LORELAI: I’m serious. LUKE: Doesn’t he understand how great that is? You can get all the stuff from the top shelf. #8 LORELAI: That’s very Richard Simmons of you. LUKE: Well what can I say. Chicks dig a man with a feminine side. #9 LORELAI: [from the kitchen] Ah! There a man in my kitchen, somebody call the constable. LUKE: [coming into the living room. Lorelai following] You’re mom’s a fruit cake. LORELAI: Fruit cakes by the door please. LUKE: Good bye Rory, I wish you luck - [looks at Lorelai] with everything. #10 LUKE: No stencling! LORELAI: Excuse me -- do you even know what stenciling is? LUKE: Does Martha Stewart do it? LORELAI: Yes. LUKE: (firmly) No stenciling. #11 LORELAI: Hello? LUKE: Yeah. LORELAI: Luke? Stella got out and I don't know -- do I put seed on the floor? Do I make cheeping sounds? Or do I pull a Lucy Ricardo and walk like a chicken so she thinks I'm her mother? LUKE: Who the hell is this? LORELAI: What do you mean who is this? It's Lorelai. Who else would call you looking for her baby chick? LUKE: You're right. I'm the idiot. Go on. #12 LORELAI: Well then she went under the chair and through a hole in the floor. LUKE: There is no hole in the floor. LORELAI: Well maybe there was a hole in the floor and she crawled through it and fixed it. LUKE: So she's s super intelligent chick with great physical and deductive skills? LORELAI: Yes. LUKE: Oh, this is not a chick I want to find. |
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