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Scott Patterson Quotes Survivor #1

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#1

Quote:

LORELAI: Please, Luke. Please, please, please.
LUKE: How many cups have you had this morning?
LORELAI: None.
LUKE: Plus...
LORELAI: Five, but yours is better.
LUKE: You have a problem.
LORELAI: Yes, I do. [Luke fills her cup]
LUKE: Junkie.

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LORELAI: What? It's not for me. It's for Rory, I swear.
LUKE: You're shameless.

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LUKE: Red meat can kill you. Enjoy. [leaves]

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LUKE: Coffee. . .fries. I can't stand it. This is so unhealthy. Rory, please, put down that cup of coffee. You do not want to grow up to be like your mom.

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LUKE: There's no coffee.
LORELAI: That's not funny.
LUKE: I can give you herbal tea.
LORELAI: This is not an herbal tea morning. This is a coffee morning.
LUKE: Every morning for you is a coffee morning.
LORELAI: This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an IV.
LUKE: I can give you tea and a Balance bar.
LORELAI: Please, please, please tell me you're kidding.
LUKE: I'm kidding. [goes to retrieve the coffee pot.]
LORELAI: You're sick.
LUKE: Yup.
LORELAI: You're a sadist, you're a fiend! [he walks back over with the coffee pot]
LORELAI: You're pretty.

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LUKE: What are you doing here?
LORELAI: See, now, that's why you were voted Mr. Personality of the New Millennium. Where's your crown?
LUKE: I just mean you don't usually come in at this time.
LORELAI: Well, I have to pick up Rory from school. [Luke pours her some coffee] Thank you.
LUKE: You're welcome.
LORELAI: No lectures?
LUKE: My blood sugar's low. I'll eat an apple and get back to you.

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LUKE: Interesting hat.
RORY: I went golfing with my grandfather today.
LUKE: Did you know that golf courses are an environmental blight because of the chemicals they use to keep the grass green?
RORY: Actually I did. (silence) Bad joke, sorry.

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LUKE: Sookie!
SOOKIE: Hey. I was just looking for your paprika.
LUKE: What have I said about the counter?
SOOKIE: I know.
LUKE: How the counter is a sacred space. MY sacred space. You don't do yoga on the Dalai Lama's mat and you don't come behind my counter, period.
Luke takes Sookie by the shoulders and walks her back to the other side of the counter.)
SOOKIE: I was trying to help.
LUKE: (to Lorelai) You bring her again and I want her on a leash. I mean it.

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SOOKIE: Is that meatloaf?
LUKE: Uh-huh.
SOOKIE: You use ketchup?
LUKE: You gonna make fun of my mother too?
SOOKIE: Sorry. You know, my real-fruit puffs would compliment that dish quite well.
LUKE: It's fine on its own, thank you.

#10

Quote:

(Cut to Luke's. Lorelai walks in with a garment bag. She looks around the diner and takes a seat at the counter.)
LUKE: She's not here yet.
LORELAI: All right. You'll have to entertain me until she arrives. OK, Burger Boy, dance.
LUKE: Will you marry me?
LORELAI: What?
LUKE: Just looking for something to shut you up.

Great idea Luke. I'm going to vote for number 9.

Voting for the one you like least, first quote which got 5 votes is off.

#1

LORELAI: Please, Luke. Please, please, please.
LUKE: How many cups have you had this morning?
LORELAI: None.
LUKE: Plus...
LORELAI: Five, but yours is better.
LUKE: You have a problem.
LORELAI: Yes, I do. [Luke fills her cup]
LUKE: Junkie.

#2

LORELAI: What? It's not for me. It's for Rory, I swear.
LUKE: You're shameless.

#3

LUKE: Red meat can kill you. Enjoy. [leaves]

#4

LUKE: Coffee. . .fries. I can't stand it. This is so unhealthy. Rory, please, put down that cup of coffee. You do not want to grow up to be like your mom.

#5

LUKE: There's no coffee.
LORELAI: That's not funny.
LUKE: I can give you herbal tea.
LORELAI: This is not an herbal tea morning. This is a coffee morning.
LUKE: Every morning for you is a coffee morning.
LORELAI: This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an IV.
LUKE: I can give you tea and a Balance bar.
LORELAI: Please, please, please tell me you're kidding.
LUKE: I'm kidding. [goes to retrieve the coffee pot.]
LORELAI: You're sick.
LUKE: Yup.
LORELAI: You're a sadist, you're a fiend! [he walks back over with the coffee pot]
LORELAI: You're pretty.

#6

LUKE: What are you doing here?
LORELAI: See, now, that's why you were voted Mr. Personality of the New Millennium. Where's your crown?
LUKE: I just mean you don't usually come in at this time.
LORELAI: Well, I have to pick up Rory from school. [Luke pours her some coffee] Thank you.
LUKE: You're welcome.
LORELAI: No lectures?
LUKE: My blood sugar's low. I'll eat an apple and get back to you.

#7

LUKE: Interesting hat.
RORY: I went golfing with my grandfather today.
LUKE: Did you know that golf courses are an environmental blight because of the chemicals they use to keep the grass green?
RORY: Actually I did. (silence) Bad joke, sorry.

#8

LUKE: Sookie!
SOOKIE: Hey. I was just looking for your paprika.
LUKE: What have I said about the counter?
SOOKIE: I know.
LUKE: How the counter is a sacred space. MY sacred space. You don't do yoga on the Dalai Lama's mat and you don't come behind my counter, period.
Luke takes Sookie by the shoulders and walks her back to the other side of the counter.)
SOOKIE: I was trying to help.
LUKE: (to Lorelai) You bring her again and I want her on a leash. I mean it.

#9 - Voted off

#10

(Cut to Luke's. Lorelai walks in with a garment bag. She looks around the diner and takes a seat at the counter.)
LUKE: She's not here yet.
LORELAI: All right. You'll have to entertain me until she arrives. OK, Burger Boy, dance.
LUKE: Will you marry me?
LORELAI: What?
LUKE: Just looking for something to shut you up.

I'll have to go with #7