AutumnColorsღ

Yep, gotta post some Scott Evil quotes down

So howve you been?

Nightcrawler21

I noticed

Im doing good, you?

AutumnColorsღ

Besides having a terrible cold, im doing alright thanks

Cadence

AutumnColorsღ

I never seen Funny farm before, whats that about?

And I like your icon

Cadence

Funny Farm is an older movie, made in the 80's I think. Chevy Chase is in it. I don't really know how to explain it. It doesn't really have like a plot or anything, but there are some really funny scenes. I could probably explain it better if I watched it again. I haven't seen it in a really really long time.

AutumnColorsღ

I love Chevy chase, he is a funny man so I will probably enjoy Funny Farm alot

Nightcrawler21

Chevy Chase is a good actor, I have seen Funny farm, its a good movie

BleedingBlue

Funny farm was great
hes a summary of it : When Andy and Elizabeth buy a farm in Vermont, they can't imagine the trouble that awaits them. Andy has quit his job as a sports journalist and is planning to use the peace and quiet of the country to write the Great American Novel. From the moment the movers' truck gets lost with their furniture, though, there's little peace and less quiet. From a manical mailman to a dead body buried in the garden, Andy is distracted by the town and its wacky inhabitants. His effort at a novel is mediocre, at best, and he's threatened by Elizabeth's foray into writing when she attempts a children's book. Can the Farmers survive the townsfolk and each other?

one of my ultime favortie movies taht I use to watch over and over as a kid was scavenger hunt. I LOVEd that movie.

AutumnColorsღ

That movie is a good movie, Jules. And its a mad mad mad world

Nightcrawler21

scavenger hunt is a good movie, I liked it alot. My dad has it on VHS, really old. And a its a mad mad mad world is a good movie too, kinda reminds me of Rat race. Another Seth Green movie for ya, Jen

BleedingBlue

I loved rat race and its a mad mad mad world. I love those type of movies. Rat race had me laughin so hard the first time I saw it at the movie theater that I had to see it again a few weeks later just to get to the parts I missed cause i was wiping the tears from my eyes from all the laughing. It is such a great movie. Man now I want to go watch it.

AutumnColorsღ

Hee! Rat race, I remember seeing this movie in the thearte with some friends and it was hilarious!

Alot of quotes from Rat Race

[a hotel employee hands Nick Schaffer his bill]
Nick Schaffer: Wait - what's this $150?
Employee: Oh, those are your in-room movies.
Nick Schaffer: Oh, I didn't watch any movies.
Employee: Let's see..."Afro Whores".
Nick Schaffer: "Afro Whores"?
Employee: It says you watched it... 11 times.
Nick Schaffer: No, I didn't watch that.
Employee: 2:00 "Afro Whores", 3:30 "Afro Whores", 5:00 "Afro Whores"... It says in the morning you watched "The Grinch" for ten minutes, then switched back to "Afro Whores".
Nick Schaffer: Look, I was at a bachelor party last night, there were like 35 people there, you can ask any of them... you have to take that off my record.
Employee: This isn't a record, sir.

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Lucy Impersonator: How about a pit-stop?
Owen Templeton: Sorry, this is a one way flight. There's a bathroom in the back.
Lucy: The latch is broken. Anyone could just walk right in.
Owen Templeton: So? Look, you ain't got nothin' these other Lucys haven't seen before.
Lucy: [man's voice] Not necessarily.

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Vicki: So, what can I do for you, Harry?
Harold Grisham: Okay... here's what I want. First... we both get naked.
Vicki: So far so good.
Harold Grisham: Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.
Vicki: What's that?
Harold Grisham: Naked... jacuzzi... Pepto-Bismol... toenails... shave my buttocks.
Vicki: Well, you have quite an imagination, Harry.

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Donald Sinclair: Go!

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[after Sinclair has told them repeatedly to "go", to no avail]
Merrill: So, when you say "go", you mean, just go?
Donald Sinclair: Uh, begin, commence, start moving... theoretically you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far Mr. Schaffer is winning because he's nearest to the door.

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Enrico Pollini: Look at us go! We're zooming!
Zack Mallozzi: I told you! We're hauling ass!
Enrico Pollini: We're hauling ass! Alrighty!
Zack Mallozzi: Guess what I got back there.
Enrico Pollini: You just told me. Ass! We're hauling ass!

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Bev Pear: Your daughter has to go to the bathroom!
Randy Pear: Alright, alright, Jason, look in the back for an empty jar.
Bev Pear: A jar? Girls don't pee in jars.
Randy Pear: Oh, right. Sorry. Jason, we're gonna need a jar and a funnel.

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Enrico Pollini: I am Enrico Pollini. Now, I know what you are thinking... Enrico is a girl's name.
Owen Templeton: No I wasn't.
Enrico Pollini: No pun intended.
Owen Templeton: What pun was that?

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Tracy Faucet: So what's wrong with her?
Nick Schaffer: Who?
Tracy Faucet: Your sister. You said it was serious.
Nick Schaffer: Oh yeah... shark bite.
Tracy Faucet: Shark bite?
Nick Schaffer: Yeah.
Tracy Faucet: And they took her to Silver City?
Nick Schaffer: Yeah, they have a really good shark bite unit there.

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Duane Cody: One of us has to be the victim, one of us has to be the witness. What kind of a witness would you make? I'm your own brother, I don't know what the hell you're saying.

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Vera Baker: We're not crazy. We should've bought a squirrel, but we didn't buy a squirrel.
Merrill: Which is why we stole the rocket car.

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The Squirrel Lady: They should have bought a squirrel.

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Randy Pear: Jason, put that away, you can't play that.
Jason Pear: Why not?
Randy Pear: Because it's Hitler's harmonica. You can't play Hitler's harmonica.
Jason Pear: You're driving his car!
Randy Pear: Yeah, but I'm not putting my mouth on it. I'm not sucking on the dashboard. I'm not getting his germs!

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Enrico Pollini: I am getting goose pimples.

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Enrico Pollini: It's a race!
Enrico Pollini: [sees the other contestants on the floor] I'm winning!

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Enrico Pollini: Am I to late ? Look I won a coin, a gold coin, isn't it wonderful? Look at this room, what a beautiful room, have you seen this room?
Randy Pear: Yes! were in it.

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[Bikers are hitting the car that Randy stole from the Barbie museum]
Randy Pear: Are you insane? This is Hitler's car.

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[after losing the heart]
Enrico Pollini: I have lost my heart many times before.
[Laughs]
Enrico Pollini: I make a joke to help you forget how screwed you are.

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[Tracy catches her boyfriend in a swimming pool with another woman]
Tracy Faucet: Did I come at a bad time, *******?

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Donald Sinclair: I can do whatever I want. I'm eccentric. Grr!

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Nick Schaffer: My grandfather used to say that good things take time, but great things happen all at once.

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Duane Cody: It's true, you could break your neck. But it's a risk I'm willing to take.

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[an airplane flies past the Cody brothers as they check their map]
Duane Cody: Where the hell is the airport?

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Duane Cody: Come back here, stupid hardware guy!

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Duane Cody: What do you mean that's it? I'm not giving up! And neither are you! And neither am I!

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Enrico Pollini: Look! A drifter, let's kill him!

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Kimberly Pear: Dad, I'm prairie dogging back here!
Randy Pear: Well, what the hell does that mean?
Jason Pear: You know, like when a prairie dog sticks his head in and out of the ground.
Randy Pear: Oh.
[Five seconds later]
Randy Pear: Ohh, god, I do not wanna picture that!

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Merrill: This is some kind of scam!
Vera Baker: Oh good, a scam!

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[Tracy gives Nick a can of paint while she's throwing debris on her cheating boyfriend's car]
Tracy Faucet: C'mon, open it!
Nick Schaffer: You know, Tracy, I really don't feel comfortable...
Tracy Faucet: [yelling] Open it!
Nick Schaffer: [nervously] Okay.

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Enrico Pollini: Ooooh look! **** doggies!

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[Talking about Sinclair and his idea for them competing in the "race"]
Merrill: It's some sort of joke. It has to be.
Duane Cody: What kind of jackass just gives away $2 million?
Owen Templeton: Maybe it's a publicity stunt.
Randy Pear: What kind of publicity? He swore us all to secrecy.
Vera Baker: Maybe it's a secret publicity stunt.
Randy Pear: A *secret* publicity stunt?

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[Donald Sinclair welcomes all the people who are invited to compete in the "race."]
Donald Sinclair: Excuse me. Thank you all for coming. I'm Donald Sinclair, I own this hotel. We don't have much time. There's a meteor the size of North Carolina heading straight for Earth. The impact is going to kill every thing and everyone on this planet. I built a bunker in the basement to this casino strong enough to withstand the blast. There's room enough for eight people. I have chosen the seven of you, plus me. When this is over, it'll be up to us to repopulate and re-civilize the planet.
[Everyone looks shocked for about 5 seconds, before Sinclair begins laughing hysterically]
Donald Sinclair: I couldn't resist! I'm sorry.

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Vera Baker: [dizzy, to a nurse taking mental patients on a trip] We came in a rocket car.

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Nick Schaffer: I think you killed him!
Tracy Faucet: You can't kill him, he's like a cockroach!

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Owen Templeton: I am not a bus driver! I do not work for the bus company! All right? I... I needed a ride to New Mexico, so I stole this uniform! See this jacket? This is not my jacket! Remember Marty, the bus driver? Huh? This is his shirt! I stole it! And these pants, you think I'd wear these pants? These aren't my pants! These are Marty's pants. I stole them. I am not a bus driver!

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[to the woman on the motorcycle driving next to him]
Randy Pear: Hi, I like your dike... Bike.

Cadence

AutumnColorsღ

Oh you should, its funny