[~Kitty]

Yeah! yep, it's new. Kimmel's main page has her down for Friday! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

and whoo hoo on Kelly!

Kilborn Transcript
Transcribed by me

Lauren Graham on Kilborn: November 27, 2003 INT. Kilborn stage [Applause] Craig Next guest, beautiful, talented actress who stars in the hit series "Gilmore girls." Her new film, "Bad Santa" is out. [Bad Santa clip] Willie She looks kind of still, doesn't she? Hey, granny? Hey, granny? Hey, there, granny? Oh, granny? Sue Oh, my god. Grandmother Roger? Willie Damn it. Please, tap me or something. INT. Kilborn stage Craig Please welcome back to the show, Lauren Graham. [Applause] Lauren Yeah. Yeah. Craig To me it wreaks of sophistication. Lauren Oh, really? Craig It reeks of class. Lauren So it's neither .. neither sexy nor conservative? I guess. Craig It's in the middle because it is so awfully tight. Lauren Right. Whoa! Craig And yet there is not a lot of skin showing. So it’s conservative. Lauren It is sexy secretary, maybe? No? Craig Yeah. Lauren I just feel you probably had enough halter tops this week. Craig That's all we have on this show. Lauren I know. Craig I love saying halter tops. Lauren I know. It's fun. Craig Here’s another one. Collates. Remember collates? Lauren Yes. That’s not as appealing to me as ‘halter tops’. Craig I just like saying collates. Lauren You do? Craig They were short skirt? T-shirts? They were something. Lauren How about gauchos? Craig It wasn’t that funny. I didn't say it. It wasn't that funny. All right. So this is Thanksgiving. Lauren I know. Happy Thanksgiving. Craig Happy Thanksgiving. Thanks for coming back after you ate. Did you eat, then? Lauren Yes. I cooked. Craig You cooked today? Lauren That's not funny. That’s not funny at all. Craig It's almost like they think we're taping this at a different time. I don’t know what they’re doing. Lauren I know it’s so weird, how dare they. Craig No, what’d you cook? You can cook? Lauren I can cook somehow when I am entertaining people. Like I .. Then I get into it. Craig You rise to the occasion? Lauren Yes. But for myself, no. Toast. Craig Toast. Warm up the toast and put some butter on it. So you can make the turkey and dressing? And all that kind of stuff? Lauren Yeah. And pies. I am a good baker. Craig Oh yeah? Lauren And yes. And thank you very much. What? Baking! Craig How great are pumpkin pies? They should be all year round. Lauren You can treat yourself to a pumpkin pie any day Craig. Craig See. You're absolutely right. Just like we could have breakfast for dinner during the year. Like, if I like eggs I can have them for dinner. I do that sometimes. Lauren Right. Craig We could have pizza for breakfast. And we can have pumpkin pie all year round. Lauren What's your point? Craig I am agreeing with you. Lauren Oh, good. Ok. You can do anything. You are a huge megastar. Don't you understand that? Yes, you do. [Applause] Craig You know, you haven't -- you haven't seen me out lately, have you? Lauren No. Craig ‘Cause there’s often you used to talk about when you came on the show looking for a Kilborn spotting. Lauren That’s all I can talk about because I am obsessed with you. Craig Yes. Lauren And in fact, in fact, I felt like there was this one show where after you were like, “that's all a joke, right?” Craig Right. Lauren Like were you so worried that I was following you, that I was after you, that it actually gave you pause? Craig No no. It didn’t give me pause. I was flattered. But then it was so, you were so intense. I said, this must be an act, right? Then I actually ran into you at a party. Remember that one at Hancock Park where everyone was wearing white except me? Lauren Yes, I know. Rebel. Craig I was a rebel. Craig But.. then I was.. you were just.. you were very calm there. You were very calm there. You don’t seem to like, jump all over me. Lauren Was that what you wanted, Craig? Craig It works. So I haven't -- you haven't seen me out. Is that ok? Lauren No, have you been out? Are you keeping to yourself more these days? Craig Keeping kind of a low profile, up in the hills, in those old Spanish homes. Kind of.. Lauren Sure, sounds delightful. Craig Are you doing a character? Lauren I don't know. I’m not sure. Craig I like that Sounds delightful. Lauren I guess I was sort of going along with the theme of like ‘if I was really obsessed with you’. Which I am. In many ways. But like, what I would say. I’d be like, “I'd love to see the house. You know what I mean? You know what I mean. Craig I just want to tell you something. Lauren And a little creepy. It’s a little creepy. Craig Whatever voice you're doing -- i don't know if you use this on Gilmore girls ‘cause I don’t watch a lot of TV and stuff, but this is a great character Lauren Oh, good. Ok. Craig Run with this. You’re kind of, “Hi, Craig”. Lauren Hi, Craig. Craig Yeah, kind of soft like you could attack me anytime. Lauren Mm hmm. Yeah. Craig Let's have pumpkin pie next Wednesday. Lauren Yes. [Applause] Craig I have some real questions, though. Lauren Oh, you do? Craig I have some real questions. Lauren I don't mind. You don't have to have any real questions. Craig No, no, I have some real questions. I want to get to the nude scene. The totally nude scene in "Bad Santa." Lauren Thank you very much. Craig I first find this fascinating. There is a tradition in your household at Thanksgiving. Lauren Yes Craig Tell them. Lauren It’s with my cousins. ‘Cause it was just me and my dad for many years. Craig We know that and we all know your history. Your dad raised you. Lauren Ok. I also ride horses. Whatever. I’m just reading things you may have read in my bio. Ok, anyway. So there we were. I'll just cut right to it. So there we are.. Craig It's called something. Lauren It’s called something. I am getting to that. It's all my cousins and we all sit around the table and we eat, eat, eat. And the grownups get.. and by the way, we're still the kids. Thank god. Thank god. Craig Even at 24 you are still a kid? Lauren I know. See, they are a little confused, like maybe it’s the truth. Ok. Not really. So the grownups get up and the kids dim the lights and the table is all a wreck after dinner. And you turn on the stereo. The thing you put on, of course, is the sound track to the "Phantom of the Opera." Craig This is a tradition? Lauren Yes. Craig: Phantom of the Opera? Lauren Phantom of the Opera. Craig Every year. Lauren Why isn't that funny? That's funny. And we run around the table. This is the game. We run around the table. Picking things up off the table and throwing them at the person who is in front of the dishwasher. Running, running, running. Furiously. You start getting hysterical. Dizzily hysterical. Craig You are handing them to everyone who leads up to the dishwasher. Lauren Yes. And like, while (Singing) The Phantom of the Opera. Like that. It’s inspiring Craig Right. You are basically clearing the table. Lauren Wait, here’s my point. No one gets that. For years and years this has been a tradition. And finally I, this year, at age 24 was like, “you know what, I think that the grownups started this so they could get the kids to clear the table!” Craig Exactly! That’s what it is, see? And you figured it out. You’re too sharp. Lauren And I don’t want to tell anybody. Because I’m afraid I’ll ruin it for them. Ya know? But it’s taken us that long, which is kind of sad. Craig It’s a great tradition. Lauren Is it? Craig Yeah, and maybe.. when I heard about it. Lauren It’s smart. Craig Yeah. It's "Phantom of the Opera." It's just bizarre that they would choose that on Thanksgiving and then you guys would... Lauren It's aspiring, Craig. You can’t deny that? Craig It’s aspiring. You have to pick up plates when you hear that music. We are going to take a break. Lauren All right. Craig When we come back. This is going to be exciting. Obviously "five questions" is exciting. [Applause] Craig My little Lauren Graham, ladies and gentlemen, has done her first nude scene in a movie. Lauren Yes. Craig We are going to talk about that when we come back. Stay with us. [Classic Five] Craig These sunglasses. I am going to put them on. Do they set off a handsome alert or jam up your “gaydar”? Announcer The answer when we return. Announcer And now the conclusion to Lauren Graham's classic five. Craig Do these sunglasses set off a handsome alert or jam up your “gaydar”? Lauren There's nothing that could make you look anything less than handsome. Except those glasses. Craig So it's “gaydar”? Lauren It's gaydar. Craig That's correct. [Classic Five] INT. Kilborn stage Craig The lovely Lauren Graham. It's called "Bad Santa." It opened up last night, Wednesday night. And you are – Lauren Bad Santa’s dirty girlfriend. Craig Yeah. Billy Bob Thornton. Lauren So funny. So good. Craig We had him here Monday night. He’s great and he’s the Bad Santa. You play his girlfriend? Lauren Mmm. Craig You guys meet and you are in the sack like that? Lauren Mm hm. Yep. Craig Let’s talk about. I heard about the nude scene. I heard a couple things about it. Lauren Ok. Craig First of all, you're in a bathtub? Is that right? Lauren A jacuzzi. Craig I heard the wrong thing. It changes all the time. And you are in there with Billy Bob? Lauren Mm hm. Craig Walk us through it. Lauren It's a cold night. And it's -- you know, it's harrowing. It's awful. Basically you're taped in some places so that you can just hold on to some shred of dignity, but then you get in the water and it's just all gone. Whatever you had is gone. Craig But.. but you don't – now you're my little girl. You don't actually show anything do you? Any nudity? Right? Lauren No, Craigy, no. Craig It’s just. It’s just different angles. You see maybe a bare back or something? Lauren Yeah, no no, I am like an Irish Catholic girl. You don't really see anything. It’s more. Craig So an hour later and then it comes off. Lauren What? Craig I have no idea what that means. I have no idea. So I read that you didn't really -- it was - you didn't show anything. You just were -- you're tanned. Lauren Why do you ruin it for the nice people? Maybe they haven’t had the chance to see it yet. Maybe they'll go with hope thinking they'll finally get to see my knockers, you know? [Applause] Craig You have a wonderful figure. Lauren Thank you. Craig I love using that word. You have a wonderful figure. Lauren That's very old-fashioned. It’s a very nice. Craig ‘Cause you can talk about a girl’s figure and it's not offensive. You have a great figure. Lauren Right. That isn’t. Craig You go to a bar or something and you see a girl and say, “Could you stand up for me and turn around as I look at your figure”? Lauren Ew. Now it's dirty. Craig No, it's not. Ok. Are you ready? Lauren Yes. Craig "Five questions" with Lauren Graham. Geography, what state is known as “The Constitution state”? Lauren Connecticut. Craig Also known as “The nutmeg state”. That is correct ladies and gentlemen. That’s where Gilmore girls takes place. That’s too easy. Lauren No it isn’t. Craig Today is Thanksgiving. What do you call the dish that holds the gravy? Lauren The boat? The gravy boat. Craig Yes. The boat. The gravy boat. Yes! Los Angeles, California, has resended its ban on lap dancing. Have you ever given or received a lap dance, Lauren Graham? Be honest. Lauren Eh Eh Eh.. ah, I mean, ah. No. Craig Be honest. Be honest. Lauren Except that one night, Craig. Shhh! Craig So the answer is – Lauren No. Yes. The answer’s yes. Craig Yes. That is correct. [Applause] You play a very hip mom on "Gilmore girls." In a cool way, tell your TV daughter why she shouldn't go out on a date with me. There's your daughter right there. Lauren Uh, huh. Ok. Right. Hold on a second. Craig And action. Lauren Dude, he's totally into models and they're so much taller than you. Find a guy your own size. Craig That's good. [Applause] Lauren That was like a commercial, though. I was doing a commercial there. Craig Oh, wow. Rapid fire. You have a degree in English. Do you remember the college? What was it? Lauren Yeah. Barnard College in Manhattan. Craig Very good. Lauren Thanks. Craig Ten seconds on the clock. Name seven books in 10 seconds. You gotta go really fast. Lauren That’s so many. Craig Seven books in ten seconds. Go. Lauren Taming the Shrew, Hamlet, Mack Beth, Henry the Fourth, Henry the Fifth, Richard the Third. And um freaking Catcher in the Rye. Craig Is that what it was called? [Applause] [Buzzer] Craig Five out of five, ladies and gentlemen. "Gilmore girls" on Tuesdays on the WB. Out now "Bad Santa." She may or may not show her – mmhmm -- Happy Thanksgiving. Great to see you.

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[SamiJoe]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, catkok!!!!!

[~Kitty]

[img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] You're welcome! It was fun!

[Cherié £u£u]

I came to post about Lauren being on Jimmy Kimmel tonight but I see that you guys already found out, I figured as such. I've been BIA (busy in action) for the past couple days, like always and I saw the commerical while watching General Hospital today!

[A. B. Normal]

You saw the commercial, like with Lauren in it? What did she look like Cher?

[crazymike4]

Jimmy Kimmel tonight! [img]smilies/party.gif[/img]

[Cherié £u£u]

Originally posted by A. B. Normal: <STRONG>You saw the commercial, like with Lauren in it? What did she look like Cher?</STRONG>

It was a like a quick 5 Second Glance and besides I was really annoyed how the annoucer mis-pronuced her name. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] But It looked like this apperance from the previews. Okay, I can't find the pic but she was wearing that red tank-top it looked a little lacy!

[~Kitty]

How can anyone possibly mispronounce Lauren's name? Is that even possible? Really, it's not like she has a hard name.

Are you looking for a pic, Cher? Or are you talking about what Lauren is wearing at the interview?

[~Kitty]

From the LG thread..

Posted by ilovetheshins Just saw Lauren on the Jimmy Kimmel show. There is something about him and his co-host that grate me to no end. Actually, Jimmy was OK today, but he sure made a dirrrty joke. His co-host, however, argh, shut up! Lauren was very quick and sarcastic (almost putting down Jimmy and his co-host with her humor, but hey, I thought she was hilarious!!) and sharp. I love it when Lauren is on top of her sharp wit game. Not terribly into her hair being straight as a board. It also looked like she may have had extensions, but maybe her hair is just growing that long now. Lauren wore a black shirt and pants. She always seems to wear black, but no problems there, since she looks great in black.

I can't wait.. still two hours to go!

[ilovetheshins]

There's such a torn dilemma. What goes here and what goes on the Gilmore LG thread? I just kind of stuff all of my Lauren on Jimmy (no, not dirty! eww, that would be gross) comments on the other board. Should I be pimping them to these here waters?

[~Kitty]

[img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] We're pimping this board to get more people to post! Basically, anything that has to do with Lauren on GG or Lorelai goes on the other thread. This board is all Lauren and Lauren related stuff! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Canopus]

Kimmel video (6.74MB)

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[Eliii]

Thanks for the clip, Canopus.

Wow, hot! Dude, she looks fantastic. The top is awesome, it looks great on her and I want it as well.

Anyway, the interview. Aw, she was funny. Nice that she talked about being born in Hawaii.

The injury story was totally awesome. Poor Lauren, though. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] But she seems to be fine. "Yes, because firemen are hot!" Hee! They totally are. And I bet the ones working at the WB lot are even more so. The gel stuff was hilarious. She's so funny, with the magic gel from the handsome firemen. And okay, he had one as well with the gel coming out of the fireman himself, lol.

She seems to have been in a very good mood. And lots of dirty talk and whatnot. It's funny when she talks about the movie.

I'm so tired of that one clip they can show from Bad Santa.

Omg, and they ate some of the ham during commercials? [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

[curlyhead]

Weird interview if you can call it that, but I didn't expect much from Kimmell. Everyone's comments about how Jimmy cannot "keep up" with Lauren's wit are true. He has absolutely no idea about anything concerning GG or anything else about her career. I'm not digging the hair extensions, but to each his own. I'm assuming that this will be the last talk show for a while, unless she goes on Carson or The View.

[~Kitty]

Thank you Canopus for the caps and clip! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

For a Kimmel interview... I liked it. She looked hot last night.. loved her hair and outfit!

I loved her firemen story. "Firemen are hot"! I'm sure the WB firemen love hearing that coming from her. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] "The magic burn gel"! heee

Lot's of dirty talk and she was in a great mood last night! The ham was funny. I think she didn't truly understand it, but she went along with it and ate some during commercial!

I liked hearing about her being born in Hawaii. Cute.

I have that clip of Bad Santa memorized! [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

Well, I gotta go make some breakfast.. be back later! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]