[perrygraham]

I'm no. 1 on the list.



Does that mean I'm the queen of dirty?

Was that posted yet?

[the head] just gets lost in the pants...like it does...sometimes.

She said this on Ellen regarding her upside down man costume.

[colorblind]

gonna add you Kathrin

Ele, i think Kathrin is the queen of dirty you can share the crown
i added that quote but without like it does part....gonna change it...

and we will get a banner

[Copop]

for a banner

Hehe, wanted to ask about the pants-quote, too.

What about Lauren's own line in SOP, something like, '... has a d*** and knows how to use it'
Too dirty?

[LG rocks my socks]

I don't think the line itself is too dirty. The d-word, yes. So maybe d***? Lol.

[Copop]

D*** is ok, I think. Should I change the word in my post? I just wrote it to make clear what I mean

[LG rocks my socks]

Should I change the word in my post?

Yes, please

[Copop]

Originally Posted by LG rocks my socks (View Post) Yes, please

Done

I'm sure there are many other quotes. Can't think of one atm, though

[~Cloudy~]

Thanks for the new thread. And can I be added to the list please?

[danielle_xo]

Hehe, I'm loving the thread May I please be added to the list?

Hmm, I don't remember that quote about Bad Santa, but I love it!

[Qahalicious]

which quote? "******* me, Santa, ******* me Santa" ??

just kidding

[Idol2365]

I'm a huge quote person, and since Lauren and Lorelai are both hilarious, I keep an ongoing list of funny quotes from both sources. So here are some from Gilmore Girls that I've found so far that are at least mildly dirty. I'm sure I'll have more in the future, including Lauren ones instead of just Lorelai ones.

"Well, here's hoping your cat exposes itself to you soon."
~to Kirk, in 'A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving'

"Drink a lot. It's easier to explain not wearing a skirt if you're falling down drunk."
~to Emily, in 'Let the Game Begin'

Lorelai (reading a brochure): "You haven't had a taco until you've spent some time at Hector's, crisp and meaty-"
Rory: "Dirty."
Lorelai: "Thank you..."
~from 'Let the Game Begin'

Luke (seeing a mother in his diner starting to unbotton her shirt): "Is that woman doing what I think she's doing?"
Lorelai (seeing the woman start nursing her baby): "Um, well, I can't be a hundred percent sure, but...oh yeah, that's lunch."
Luke: "Why, why do the do this? This is a public place, people are eating in here."
Rory: "They sure are."
Luke: "This cannot be sanitary."
Lorelai: "I agree. You don't know where that thing's been."
Luke: "When did that become acceptable? In the old days, a woman would never consider doing that in public. They'd go find a barn or a cave or something. I mean, it's indecent. This is a diner, not a peep show!"
Lorelai: "Hey, consider making it a combo. You could charge more for your cheeseburgers. Of course, no one would ever feel the same ordering a glass of milk again, but..."
Luke: "I have to do something. I can't just stand here and let the lactating continue."
Lorelai: "Luke."
Rory: "Gross!"
Luke: "I'm gross? I'm not the one exposing myself for the entire world to see. That's it. <starts to walk over to the woman, then walks back to the counter> You go make her stop."
Lorelai: "I'm not going over there."
Luke: "Why not? You're a woman."
Lorelai: "So what?"
Luke: "So you gave the same parts."
Lorelai: "What?"
Luke: "You shouldn't be scared of it."
Lorelai: "Scared of it? You know, you're gonna be a bachelor for a really long time."
~from 'Eight O'Clock at the Oasis'

Emily: "We cannot eat dinner at a bar."
Lorelai: "I don't wanna wait an hour, and I'm wearing the wrong shoes for a drive-thru."
Emily: "But what are people going to think?"
Lorelai: "That we're loose women with questionable morals."
~from 'There's the Rub'

Lorelai: "Mom, you signed us up for a couples massage."
Emily: "So?"
Lorelai: "A couples massage is for a couple, not a couple of people."
Emily: "It's more efficient this way. We'll both be finished at the same time."
Lorelai: "Mom, do you know what most people who get these massages do about five minutes after it's over? They have sex, together, probably while wearing their robes."
~from 'There's the Rub'

Christopher: "What about last night? What did our having sex mean to you?"
Lorelai: "It meant that Jose Cuervo still has amazing magical powers."
~from 'Christopher Returns'

Lorelai: "...I hate funny bottoms."
~re: Max, from 'Red Light on the Wedding Night'

Lorelai: "...you're my fella. You're my guy. You're my old man."
Max: "What does that entail?"
Lorelai: "All things dirty."
~from 'Red Light on the Wedding Night'

Lorelai: "I've got a lingerie drawer full of not fair, mister."
~to Max, from 'Red Light on the Wedding Night'

Lorelai: "I am telling you, this is your last chance to look at another woman's breastage."
~to Max, from 'Red Light on the Wedding Night'

Michel: "Well, you've tried to convince them of your virtue, perhaps it's time to offer them a lap dance. <Lorelai gives him a look> You didn't."
Lorelai: "Well I have to do something and I'm not exactly sure where to draw the line."
Michel: "You know in Thailand, women do this trick with a ping pong ball that is a big crowd pleaser."
Lorelai: "Line drawn, thank you."
~from 'Secrets and Loans'

Lorelai: "...you know how men are. The minute that ball game comes on, all the realities of life just go right out the window...I mean, I could answer the door wrapped in cellophane but unless I was wearing a Yankees cap...ugh, he wouldn't even notice me."
Luke: "Geez."
Lorelai: "Oh, don't be embarrassed Snuffy, I'm just teasing. It'd be a Mets cap."
Luke: "Hey Mary, could you possibly leave me and the missus alone for just a minute?"
Mary: "Why, of course."
Lorelai: "I promise we won't do anything dirty."
Mary: "Oh please, if my husband and I looked anythign like the two of you, we'd never get dressed."
~helping Luke find a house to buy, from 'Lost and Found'

Emily: "...That's a pretty color. What is that?"
Lorelai: "It's called 'Visious Trollop'."
Emily: "Oh, stop it! Now why would you name a lipstick something like that?"
Lorelai: "'Cause 'dirty whore' was taken?"
~from 'There's the Rub'

Michel (re: auctions): "And you must always be extremely careful of your paddle movements."
Lorelai: "Well, that certainly calls for a 'Dirty!''
~Eight O'Clock at the Oasis

Claude: "...So, Rory, you speak French at all?"
Rory: "Just a tiny bit..."
Claude: "And you, my dear?"
Lorelai: "Even less. Uh, voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir? That's about it."
Richard: "Lorelai."
Emily: "Oh my god."
Lorelai: "It's just a joke."
Richard: "Asking my friend to go to bed with you is a joke?"
~A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving

Rory (advising Lorelai on what to wear): "Your stretchy jeans and your Bunnyranch T-shirt."
Lorelai: "Comfort and raunch, I love it..."
~from 'Swan Song'

Lorelai: "...Was he hot?"
Emily: "Excuse me?"
Lorelai: "Well, I don't know what you're supposed to ask when you hear your grandmother's been making out with a guy."
~from 'Face Off'

Richard: "Do you really think he was wearing a track suit?...Well, I wonder if he was wearing Nikes also."
Lorelai: "'Just Do It' takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it?"
~re: the man Gran was kissing, from 'Face Off'

Lorelai: "...you got a girl's future in that sack of yours, Santa."
Rory: "Thank you for adding the Santa."
~to Kirk who's the mailman, sorting through a bag of mail, from 'The Big One'

Rory: "I feel weird now...About other people sleeping in my bed."
Lorelai: "Oh, honey, don't worry. Fred and his wife don't seem..."
Rory: "Don't seem what?"
Lorelai: "Like they're feeling extremely romantic."
Rory: "Oh, god, that didn't even cross my mind."
Lorelai: "You're kidding! That's all I would've thought of."
~from 'A Tale of Poes and Fire'

ETA: Whoa, longest post ever. Sorry - I didn't realize!!

[Idol2365]

double post

[-Denise-]

Awesome

[colorblind]

which quote? "******* me, Santa, ******* me Santa" ??

he, funny

as much as i love these quotes i think they're little too long...these are conversations, and we need one sentence quotes only otherwise OP would be too long...
but if Shannon and everyone else agrees i can add them

Idol2365, next time please edit your post instead of double posting thanks

[LunaClaudi]

they are great