Lauren
"Sex is definitely first. Food is second. And sleep is the thing I'm most likely to sacrifice in service of the other two"
"It [the head] just gets lost in the pants...like it does...sometimes."
"But all your stuff gets like belted in"
"It was all very strange. I had to audition doing the scene where I first straddle Santa. So I'm basically in front of a room full of executives humping a chair. I really did love Billy Bob though, even more than the chair."
"There are not many ways I can outdo my father. Info on you and looking better in chiffon, that's about it. Oh, and my pole dance is way hotter."
"Faty had a party and nobody came."
"Yoga makes me mad"
"When your buns get cold.....your hotdogs no good"
"I went to pet him and i ask the guy 'can i pet your horse?' and he said 'yeah' [makes funny face] and then he..and then he said 'that's not my horse'"

Regis: You're not really naked, are you?
Lauren: When you shoot yeah. I mean you can't see…
Regis: You're totally naked?
Lauren: Yeah! And it's sort of like hi, nice to meet you, boom!
Regis: Was Keanu naked?
Lauren: Yeah!
Regis: Totally naked?!
Lauren: Yeah!
Regis: Oh stop it!
Kelly: Did you look?
Lauren: Yeah! Well you can't not. You know, we're playing people who have seen each other so you're acting, it's all acting and um yeah it's.. I've seen, you know, yeah, yeah.

CNN: But it's not your last hire. You have "Sweet November," a movie coming out in February, opposite Keanu Reeves.

Graham: Opposite and right up against (Reeves), right up against his naked butt. Yes, I did my first sex scene, and it was with Keanu. It was a small part in the movie, but I play his girlfriend who dumps him -- What was I thinking? - and he ends up with Charlize Theron.


Lorelai Gilmore - Gilmore Girls
"I don't know what anything means anymore. I mean, I can't even read my own handwriting. What does this say? The person who wrote this should be dressed in a clown suit stuffing bodies under their porch."
"Rory... right now is the point in the horror movie where the entire audience is yelling, 'Don't go in there."
"Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would've made Liberace say 'Whoa. Step back. No one's that gay."
“Tom, I’m lovin’ you like a two-dollar whore.”

Luke: I do do the things I like.
Lorelai: Well, I wasn't getting rid of you. I want you to do whatever you want to do with me. I know that sounded dirty, and dirty things count, but I didn't mean the dirty things. You and me can hang whenever, wherever.

Lorelai: I'm not sure, nothing too whimpy. Luke's a big guy so he needs a big guy sausage.
Sookie: Don't we all.
Lorelai: Don't make my man's sausage dirty!

Taylor: You really have to work on your punctuality, Lorelai. I banged the meeting in a half an hour ago.
Lorelai: Uh, dirty!

"Well, here's hoping your cat exposes itself to you soon."
"Drink a lot. It's easier to explain not wearing a skirt if you're falling down drunk."

Lorelai (reading a brochure): "You haven't had a taco until you've spent some time at Hector's, crisp and meaty-"
Rory: "Dirty."
Lorelai: "Thank you..."

Christopher: "What about last night? What did our having sex mean to you?"
Lorelai: "It meant that Jose Cuervo still has amazing magical powers."

"...I hate funny bottoms."

Lorelai: "...you're my fella. You're my guy. You're my old man."
Max: "What does that entail?"
Lorelai: "All things dirty."

"I've got a lingerie drawer full of not fair, mister."

Michel (re: auctions): "And you must always be extremely careful of your paddle movements."
Lorelai: "Well, that certainly calls for a 'Dirty!''

Rory (advising Lorelai on what to wear): "Your stretchy jeans and your Bunnyranch T-shirt."
Lorelai: "Comfort and raunch, I love it..."

Lorelai: "...Was he hot?"
Emily: "Excuse me?"
Lorelai: "Well, I don't know what you're supposed to ask when you hear your grandmother's been making out with a guy."

Lorelai: "...you got a girl's future in that sack of yours, Santa."
Rory: "Thank you for adding the Santa."

"Fine, you know what, it's all true. I'm a horndog."

Kirk: "Lorelai, I need a minute of your time."
Lorelai: "I’ll give you two because you scare me."