Jensen Ackles - Insane Jensen Fans #22 - Because we are addicted with no cure in sight

Verbal Warning · 01-25-2015, 11:21 PM

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Welcome to the Ackles Addicts Anonymous thread
The thread where truly insane addicted Jensen fans come together - we don't stalk
Jensen ...just cover him in chocolate & kidnap him sometimes

Acklesaholics
(aka-kidnappers & stalkers)
1. ~Maz~
2. Urban~Goddess (Hope)
3. kitty_cat (Nicky)
4. Undeniable
5. Nida
6. WildAtHeart
7. Deep Abiding Loveღ (Bee)
8. Cool Girl
9. Chris Perry
10. Hybrid-Angel
11. Mary_Moo
12. Scare Queen
13. Pav
14. Nin@!!!
15. ~Danush~dv
16. xx-Shelly-xx
17. little miss greg sanders. (Jory)
18. wakeupolder (Marci)
19. darkangel_alone (Dominique)
20. Mei Zhuo (Fla)
21. whoknew9292
22. angelface211 (Nat)
23. xstarsgoblue25x
24. CogitoErgoFeminaSum (Hanna)
25. CTUgal21
26. KarateChristieYO
27. ~Natali~
28. Shnicky
29. OTH_Leyton_4Eva
30. bloominluv (Rini)
31. Bella Grint (Bella)
32. faith_in_Faith (Faith)
33. Swamy (Ross)
34. Ngatiara (Tahra)
35. Evanescent Rain
36. Sochad
37. JensenAddict
38. ryllsome
39. LittleCookie
40. ***Liz***
41. naleyforever (Candice)
42. writteninthestars (Paulina)
43. IScream4Dean (Jaye)
44. Falling~star (Kath)
45. Captain Oatsocute (Anita)
46. LittleWillow (Eve)
47. MissDarkAndTwisty (Steph)
48. So Delicious (Dex)
49. Cotton Candy (Jasmin)
50. chandelier2 (Sylv)
51. Purple Nurple (Rella)
52. Hermione Weasley (Lisa)
53. K.Corinne
54. Jenn
55. winchesterboyz (Kara)
56. LillyLove
57. midnightxsunshine
58. ThePrettySophia (Federica)
59. Ooops
60. Wynter
61. TamTam
62. KellynDylanForever
63. greeneyeswe3tie
64. Jennateluvr87
65. Heidsdk
66. Avan'ya_
67. Quen611
68. The poision
69. Deanic
70. Profound❤Bond
71. fluffybunny
72. linsxx3
73. KaeraNyu
74. *Amethyst*
75. EyeOfTheTiger

aka Naughty Girls:
Naughty
Always
Utters
Girls
Horny
Thoughts
Yep this represents me.
WARNING
This thread is not for the faint hearted, prudish or shockable – there’s a reason we’re called insane fans.
Disclaimer - Posts on this thread have been made by highly charged ‘insane’ Jensen fans.
The following thread contains content such as:

Should there be another hypothetical kidnapping the Insane fans will learn to share

If one glorious day we ever met Jensen we’re pretty sure it’d go a little something like this:
...eeeeeh...*stare*...---...*swallow*...-Insane Jensen Fan(s): ---...

&
Jensen: (Looking hot as usual)

"Hey"
Insane Jensen Fan(s):

"uh... ha..."
Jensen: (Being polite like the nice guy he is) "...so what's your name?"
Insane Jensen Fan(s): "...ha ha ...I...I'm... H-Hi"
Jensen: "Hi"
Insane Jensen Fan(s): *squee* "Oh my God!"
Jensen: "oook, nice meeting you"

Insane Jensen Fan(s): " yeah?

...NICE MEETING YOU TOO!

...I - just - Jensen - OMG! ...OMG

"

Things we should do when we meet Jensen Ackles
List with entries from Tahra, Anita, Eve and Steph
1. Check out Clownana.
2. Make a Baby.
3. Give him back his eye.
4. Tell him who you are.
5. Trying not to melt into a puddle of goo at his feet.
6. Accidentally brush against him.
7. tatoo your phone number on his arm.
8. Give him a kiss (on the cheek, of course....although....)
9. Try to pretend that you're not interested in him or his amazing eyes or his sexy mouth or... okay forget that!
10. Try to hypnotize him *stares*

Supernatural hairdo's a la Sammy - S3 edition
by Steph
The Magnificent Haircut
The Hairs are alright
Bad Hair at morning
Sin Hairstyle
Bed Time Hair
Fresh Hair
A Very Supernatural Haircut

Jobs we'd do for Jensen
1. passport inspector
2. Umbrella-holder for the J2
3. hair dresser on SPN
4. make-up artist on SPN
5. Jensens personal style-girl
6. Bodygirl,ah,guard
7. Caterer for SPN because Jensen+Jared are always eating
8. Photographer
9. Towel-Holder He really needs a girl for that.
10.On-screen love interest
11.His personal assistant
12.His 24-hours-Masseuse
13.cleaning lady in his appartment
14.Personal Trainer
15.Car wash girl
16.Frackle taste tester

Jobs Jensen can do for us
1.Doctor
2.Cat sitter
3.Plumber
4.Garderner
5.Personal Trainer
6.Romance Trainer
7.Sex slave

the Insane Jensen Fans soundtrack
Beyonce – Crazy In Love
Right Said Fred – I’m Too Sexy
The Donnas – Take It Off
Your Body is a Wonderland -John Mayer
Sexy Back Justin Timberlake
Irresistible - Jessica Simpson

Jensen if you’re reading this, we apologize now for potentially scaring you,
we’re really not that bad …just insanely in love with you

Possible future thread titles :
1. Because insane Jensen fans = sea gulls
2. Because we're the "sea gurls"
3. Because of friends in insanity - that's us

Previous threads:

01, 02, 03, 04, 05,
06, 07, 08, 09, 10
11, 12, 13, 14, 15
16, 17, 18, 19
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