Jensen Ackles - Insane Jensen Fans#13 - because anything involving Jensen naked is a great plan

MissDarkandTwisty · 03-01-2008, 05:57 PM

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Welcome to the Insane Jensen Fans thread
The thread where truly insane Jensen fans come together - we don't stalk
Jensen ...just cover him in chocolate & kidnap him sometimes

Acklesaholics
(aka-kidnappers & stalkers)

1. ~Maz~
2. Urban~Goddess (Hope)
3. kitty_cat (Nicky)
4. Undeniable
5. Nida
6. WildAtHeart
7. ~CountryBumpkin~ (Bee)
8. Cool Girl
9. Chris Perry
10. Hybrid-Angel
11. Mary_Moo
12. Scare Queen
13. Pav
14. Nin@!!!
15. ~Danush~dv
16. xx-Shelly-xx
17. little miss greg sanders. (Jory)
18. wakeupolder (Marci)
19. darkangel_alone (Dominique)
20. Mei Zhuo (Fla)
21. whoknew9292
22. angelface211 (Nat)
23. xstarsgoblue25x
24. CogitoErgoFeminaSum (Hanna)
25. CTUgal21
26. KarateChristieYO
27. ~Natali~
28. Shnicky
29. OTH_Leyton_4Eva
30. bloominluv (Rini)
31. Bella Grint (Bella)
32. faith_in_Faith (Faith)
33. Swamy (Ross)
34. Ngatiara (Tahra)
35. Evanescent Rain
36. Sochad
37. JensenAddict
38. ryllsome
39. LittleCookie
40. ***Liz***
41. naleyforever (Candice)
42. writteninthestars (Paulina)
43. IScream4Dean (Jaye)
44. Falling~star (Kath)
45. Captain Oatsocute (Anita)
46. LittleWillow (Eve)
47. MissDarkAndTwisty (Steph)
48. So Delicious (Dex)
49. Cotton Candy (Jasmin)
50. chandelier2 (Sylv)
51. Purple Nurple (Rella)
52. Hermione Weasley (Lisa)
53. K.Corinne
54. Jenn
55. winchesterboyz (Kara)
56. LillyLove

aka Naughty Girls:
Naughty
Always
Utters
Girls
Horny
Thoughts
Yep this represents me.

WARNING
This thread is not for the faint hearted, prudish or shockable – there’s a reason we’re called insane fans.
Disclaimer - Posts on this thread have been made by highly charged ‘insane’ Jensen fans.
The following thread contains content such as:

Should there be another hypothetical kidnapping the Insane fans will learn to share

If one glorious day we ever met Jensen we’re pretty sure it’d go a little something like this:
...eeeeeh...*stare*...---...*swallow*...-Insane Jensen Fan(s): ---...

&
Jensen: (Looking hot as usual)

"Hey"
Insane Jensen Fan(s):

"uh... ha..."
Jensen: (Being polite like the nice guy he is) "...so what's your name?"
Insane Jensen Fan(s): "...ha ha ...I...I'm... H-Hi"
Jensen: "Hi"
Insane Jensen Fan(s): *squee* "Oh my God!"
Jensen: "oook, nice meeting you"

Insane Jensen Fan(s): " yeah?

...NICE MEETING YOU TOO!

...I - just - Jensen - OMG! ...OMG

"

Things we should do when we meet Jensen Ackles
List with entries from Tahra, Anita, Eve and Steph

1. Check out Clownana.
2. Make a Baby.
3. Give him back his eye.
4. Tell him who you are.
5. Trying not to melt into a puddle of goo at his feet.
6. Accidentally brush against him.
7. tatoo your phone number on his arm.
8. Give him a kiss (on the cheek, of course....although....)
9. Try to pretend that you're not interested in him or his amazing eyes or his sexy mouth or... okay forget that!
10. Try to hypnotize him *stares*

Supernatural hairdo's a la Sammy - S3 edition
by Steph

The Magnificent Haircut
The Hairs are alright
Bad Hair at morning
Sin Hairstyle
Bed Time Hair
Fresh Hair
A Very Supernatural Haircut

Jobs we'd do for Jensen

1. passport inspector
2. Umbrella-holder for the J2
3. hair dresser on SPN
4. make-up artist on SPN
5. Jensens personal style-girl
6. Bodygirl,ah,guard
7. Caterer for SPN because Jensen+Jared are always eating
8. Photographer
9. Towel-Holder He really needs a girl for that.
10.On-screen love interest
11.His personal assistant
12.His 24-hours-Masseuse
13.cleaning lady in his appartment
14.Personal Trainer
15.Car wash girl
16.Frackle taste tester

Jobs Jensen can do for us

1.Doctor
2.Cat sitter
3.Plumber
4.Garderner
5.Personal Trainer
6.Romance Trainer
7.Sex slave

the Insane Jensen Fans soundtrack
Beyonce – Crazy In Love
Right Said Fred – I’m Too Sexy
The Donnas – Take It Off
Your Body is a Wonderland -John Mayer
Sexy Back Justin Timberlake
Irresistible - Jessica Simpson

Jensen if you’re reading this, we apologize now for potentially scaring you,
we’re really not that bad …just insanely in love with you

Possible future thread titles :
1. Because insane Jensen fans = sea gulls
2. Because we're the "sea gurls"

Previous threads:

Thread 1
Thread 2
Thread 3
Thread 4
Thread 5
Thread 6
Thread 7
Thread 8
Thread 9
Thread 10
Thread 11
Thread 12

Title Credit : Jaye (IscreamforDean)

Captain Oatsocute · 03-01-2008, 06:01 PM

That was fast.

Thanks Steph

And great title.

MissDarkandTwisty · 03-01-2008, 06:03 PM

Hopefully it's okay that I've started it *looks scared*

Captain Oatsocute · 03-01-2008, 06:08 PM

Of course!

I'm just impressed how quickly you did it.

-Kath- · 03-01-2008, 06:09 PM

Thanks for the new thead. ove the title.

MissDarkandTwisty · 03-01-2008, 06:20 PM

I don't have much time, Anita

I need to get everything I can before tuesday.

And I still think that this is the best opening on the whole

Makes me laugh everytime!

Captain Oatsocute · 03-01-2008, 06:28 PM

Ah I see.

It's so sweet that you're spending it here with us.

And yep I agree.

It's probably the most insane opening on all of FF too.

MissDarkandTwisty · 03-01-2008, 06:33 PM

No better place to be

And yes, probably it will fill the whole first page one day if we add more and more

We're SO insane

-Kath- · 03-01-2008, 06:35 PM

So so so so so insane.

And proud of it.

Captain Oatsocute · 03-01-2008, 06:44 PM

And it's not just confined to just this thread. Our insaneness runneth over.

-Kath- · 03-01-2008, 06:48 PM

It's everywhere.

You can't escape it.

MissDarkandTwisty · 03-01-2008, 06:53 PM

And talking about our insanity will fill the next page soon

Oh I

this thread !

-Kath- · 03-01-2008, 07:03 PM

We all do.

So should we take the insanity to the next level?

Captain Oatsocute · 03-01-2008, 07:06 PM

Well I'm gonna go off and dream insane things. Night girls

MissDarkandTwisty · 03-01-2008, 07:09 PM

Night Anita

Have insane dreams!

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