Jensen Ackles - Insane Jensen fans #11 - The DD's (teamed up with Pada-something) to the rescue!

Captain Oatsocute · 01-25-2008, 10:21 AM

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Welcome to the Insane Jensen Fans thread
The thread where truly insane Jensen fans come together - we don't stalk
Jensen ...just cover him in chocolate & kidnap him sometimes

Acklesaholics
(aka-kidnappers & stalkers)

1. ~Maz~
2. Urban~Goddess (Hope)
3. kitty_cat (Nicky)
4. Undeniable
5. Nida
6. WildAtHeart
7. ~CountryBumpkin~ (Bee)
8. Cool Girl
9. Chris Perry
10. Hybrid-Angel
11. Mary_Moo
12. Scare Queen
13. Pav
14. Nin@!!!
15. ~Danush~dv
16. xx-Shelly-xx
17. little miss greg sanders. (Jory)
18. wakeupolder (Marci)
19. darkangel_alone (Dominique)
20. Mei Zhuo (Fla)
21. whoknew9292
22. angelface211 (Nat)
23. xstarsgoblue25x
24. CogitoErgoFeminaSum (Hanna)
25. CTUgal21
26. KarateChristieYO
27. ~Natali~
28. Shnicky
29. OTH_Leyton_4Eva
30. bloominluv (Rini)
31. Bella Grint (Bella)
32. faith_in_Faith (Faith)
33. Swamy (Ross)
34. Ngatiara (Tahra)
35. Evanescent Rain
36. Sochad
37. JensenAddict
38. ryllsome
39. LittleCookie
40. ***Liz***
41. naleyforever (Candice)
42. writteninthestars (Paulina)
43. IScream4Dean (Jaye)
44. Falling~star (Kath)
45. Captain Oatsocute (Anita)
46. LittleWillow (Eve)
47. MissDarkAndTwisty (Steph)
48. So Delicious (Dex)
49. Cotton Candy (Jasmin)
50. chandelier2 (Sylv)

WARNING
This thread is not for the faint hearted, prudish or shockable – there’s a reason we’re called insane fans.
Disclaimer - Posts on this thread have been made by highly charged ‘insane’ Jensen fans.
The following thread contains content such as:

Should there be another hypothetical kidnapping the Insane fans will learn to share

If one glorious day we ever met Jensen we’re pretty sure it’d go a little something like this:
...eeeeeh...*stare*...---...*swallow*...-Insane Jensen Fan(s): ---...

&
Jensen: (Looking hot as usual)

"Hey"
Insane Jensen Fan(s):

"uh... ha..."
Jensen: (Being polite like the nice guy he is) "...so what's your name?"
Insane Jensen Fan(s): "...ha ha ...I...I'm... H-Hi"
Jensen: "Hi"
Insane Jensen Fan(s): *squee* "Oh my God!"
Jensen: "oook, nice meeting you"

Insane Jensen Fan(s): " yeah?

...NICE MEETING YOU TOO!

...I - just - Jensen - OMG! ...OMG

"

Things we should do when we meet Jensen Ackles
List with entries from Tahra, Anita, Eve and Steph

1. Check out Clownana.
2. Make a Baby.
3. Give him back his eye.
4. Tell him who you are.
5. Trying not to melt into a puddle of goo at his feet.
6. Accidentally brush against him.
7. tatoo your phone number on his arm.
8. Give him a kiss (on the cheek, of course....although....)
9. Try to pretend that you're not interested in him or his amazing eyes or his sexy mouth or... okay forget that!
10. Try to hypnotize him *stares*

Supernatural hairdo's a la Sammy - S3 edition
by Steph

The Magnificent Haircut
The Hairs are alright
Bad Hair at morning
Sin Hairstyle
Bed Time Hair
Fresh Hair
A Very Supernatural Haircut

Jobs we'd do for Jensen

1. passport inspector
2. Umbrella-holder for the J2
3. hair dresser on SPN
4. make-up artist on SPN
5. Jensens personal style-girl
6. Bodygirl,ah,guard
7. Caterer for SPN because Jensen+Jared are always eating
8. Photographer
9. Towel-Holder He really needs a girl for that.
10.On-screen love interest
11.His personal assistant
12.His 24-hours-Masseuse
13.cleaning lady in his appartment
14.Personal Trainer
15.Car wash girl
16.Frackle taste tester

Jobs Jensen can do for us

1.Doctor
2.Cat sitter
3.Plumber
4.Garderner
5.Personal Trainer
6.Romance Trainer
7.Sex slave

the Insane Jensen Fans soundtrack
Beyonce – Crazy In Love
Right Said Fred – I’m Too Sexy
The Donnas – Take It Off
Your Body is a Wonderland -John Mayer
Sexy Back Justin Timberlake

Jensen if you’re reading this, we apologize now for potentially scaring you,
we’re really not that bad …just insanely in love with you

Possible future thread titles :
1. Because insane Jensen fans = sea gulls
2. Because we're the "sea gurls"

Previous threads:

Thread 1
Thread 2
Thread 3
Thread 4
Thread 5
Thread 6
Thread 7
Thread 8
Thread 9
Thread 10

MissDarkandTwisty · 01-25-2008, 10:47 AM

New Insane Thread !!! A place for all the weird things we want to do with Jensen!

Thanks for starting it

Captain Oatsocute · 01-25-2008, 01:51 PM

You're very welcome.

One of the banners isn't working anymore.

Perhaps I should just delete it? It would be nice to replace it with a new one though.

MissDarkandTwisty · 01-25-2008, 02:16 PM

Yes I think that's the right idea. Maybe one of our very talented insane girls can make a new one ?!

Captain Oatsocute · 01-25-2008, 02:30 PM

Well I've got rid of it so it's all nice and tidy.

MissDarkandTwisty · 01-25-2008, 02:34 PM

looks much better now !
Maybe we need the space for more Insanity

Captain Oatsocute · 01-25-2008, 02:50 PM

Yes.

So what was it you mentioned on the last thread? Kidnapping Jensen whilst in Europe?

MissDarkandTwisty · 01-25-2008, 02:56 PM

Best chance we'll ever get or ever had !
We need a plan !

Captain Oatsocute · 01-25-2008, 03:07 PM

Oh how about we pretend to be airport security and ask that he come with us to an interrogating room as he's caused a "security violation." Hee, hee.

MissDarkandTwisty · 01-25-2008, 03:17 PM

oh that one could really work ! And that brings some handcuffs with it, too

Or, to take not so much public attention - we're working at the passport control and something is *wrong* with his visa...

OR we pretend that we are from the Limousine-service and we are the ones to pick him up from airport.