Movies - Comedy Films #1 - Everyone needs a good laugh every now and then! - Page 6

CatFoley16 · 05-23-2005, 05:30 AM

Rat Race is awesome!

I saw in theatres twice and have it on dvd.

soooo funny

**Quarterley** · 05-23-2005, 02:46 PM

I almost died laughing from watching Rat Race!

Nightcrawler21 · 05-23-2005, 10:14 PM

You think it wouldnt be that good of a movie but it really was

Gotta love Mr. bean

Sheebs · 05-24-2005, 12:02 AM

Mr. Bean. Oh what a guy!

That dude made an appearance in "Love Actually". lol

I agree, Rat Race was hilarious!

All the Lucy's chasing Cuba down the road! HAHAHA

I laughed my ass off in Mean Girls too!

Some quotes:
Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, ok, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Short Girl: Hey, get out of here.
Damian: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!

Regina: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.

Regina: Cady, do you even know who sings this?
Cady: Um... the Spice Girls?
Regina: I love her. She's like a Martian!

Mr. Duvall: Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!

Mr. Duvall: Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you, Cady?
Cady: That's me. It's pronounced like Katie.
Mr. Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.

Coach Carr: At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get Chlamydia... and die.

Bethany Byrd: [referring to Regina George] One time, she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME.

Ms. Norbury: Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?

Bethany Byrd: Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons... but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
Mr. Duvall: Yeah, I can't do this.

Mr. Duvall: Awww HELL no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this.

Janis: You smell like a baby prostitute.

Cadence · 05-24-2005, 11:13 AM

I loved the Mr. Bean movie

I used to watch the tv show all the time too. I think it was on HBO or something. That was so long ago.

I haven't seen Mean Girls yet. I'm not a Lindsay Lohan fan, although I did like Freaky Friday.

Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. Has anyone seen that movie? I thought it was pretty funny.

I also love the movie Without A Paddle with Seth Green and Matthew Lilliard. Actually, I was surprised at how much I liked Dax Shepard in that movie. I never liked him when he was on Punkd. But he did great in this movie. Really funny.

One of my favorite movies, and I have no clue why, is "The Pest". It is just so incredibly stupid that it is funny. Same with Robin Hood: Men In Tights. That movie just cracks me up.

"Were men. Manly men. Were men in tights. Yeah! We go around the forest looking for fights." There is more to the song but I forget how it goes.

Sheebs · 06-04-2005, 09:10 PM

I watched "Arthur" earlier and laughed my ass off.

Susan: A real woman could stop you from drinking.
Arthur: It'd have to be a real BIG woman.

Susan: Arthur, take my hand.
Arthur: But that would only leave you with one!

Arthur: Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath.
Hobson: I'll alert the media.
Arthur: Do you want to run my bath for me?
Hobson: It's what I live for.
[Arthur exits]
Hobson: Perhaps you would like me to wash your dick for you... you little ****.

[pointing at a mounted moose on the wall]
Arthur: Where's the rest of this moose.
Burt Johnson: Arthur, I think it's time we got to know one another.
Arthur: I do too. That's why I had to come over today. Hmhmhmhm. This is a tough room.
[pats the moose]
Arthur: I don't have to tell you that.
[points to the moose again]
Arthur: You must've hated this moose.
Burt Johnson: Why don't you forget the moose for a moment!
[looks at the moose then to Burt]
Arthur: Right.

Arthur Bach: It's so small, they recently had the whole country carpeted.

Arthur Bach: I hate it here!
Hobson: Of course you hate it. People work here.

Arthur: Isn't this fun? Isn't fun the best thing to have? Don't you wish you were me? I know I do.

Arthur: [Arthur laughs] Sometimes I just think funny stuff.

Arthur: Hobson, do you know what the worst thing is about being me?
Hobson: I should imagine your breath.

Arthur: Oh stay with me Hobson. You know I hate to be alone.
Hobson: Yes, bathing is a very lonely business.
Arthur: Except for fish.
Hobson: Pardon? Did you say "except for fish"?
Arthur: Yes. . .fish all bath together. Though they do tend to eat one another. I often think. . .fish must get awful tired of sea food. What are you thoughts Hobson?

Ralph: I take it this bum will be calling you?
Linda: Dad! He's a millionaire.
Ralph: You have my permission to marry him.

Arthur: [to Susan Johnson] Do you have any objection to naming a child Vladimir, even if its a girl?

Hobson: If I begin to die, please take this off my head. This is not the way I wish to be remembered.

Burt Johnson: I don't drink because drinking affects your decision-making.
Arthur: You may be right. I can't decide.

<-- That one is my favorite. HAHA

Cadence · 06-05-2005, 08:57 PM

I watched Son of the Mask last night. It was pretty funny. The dog was the best. He went all crazy when he put the mask on.

Also, over the past few nights, I watched American Pie 1 and 2. Both those movies are hilarious, but I think the 2nd one is my favorite out of all of them. American Wedding was pretty good. I don't own it yet though.

AutumnColorsღ · 06-05-2005, 10:23 PM

Oh man I havent posted here in awhile, bad me! I love all those quotes and Mr. Bean rocks! I love that guy. I didnt really like his recent movie though but I did love him in his other Mr. Bean movies and course Rat race.

I want to rent Son of the mask. My brother rented it without telling me and returned it last night

BleedingBlue · 06-08-2005, 10:15 PM

Im about to go watch without a paddle, funny movie. Anything with seth green in it is pure gold. Loved him in austin powers and rat race as well as mr kenny in cant hardly wait.

Cadence · 06-09-2005, 11:31 AM

Watched American Wedding last night. Only the 2nd time seeing it. Stifler is so funny in it. The dance off at the gay bar was one of the best scenes, as well as when he eats the dog crap. I could barely watch that part. I know it was fake and all, but just the thought of it.......eck

Without a Paddle is really funny. I've only seen it once. I want to buy it though.

AutumnColorsღ · 06-22-2005, 08:13 PM

Without a paddle was funny! Gotta love when Seth Greens character got dragged away in a bears mouth

ROCKSTAR · 07-16-2005, 02:07 AM

I'm not a huge comedy person but my favorite comedy without a doubt is Clue... Holy cow, I just die laughing whenever I watch it. It's SO over the top, so amazingly strange. The comedic timing is beyond perfect.

The dialogue is fast, not always obvious and very sharp. Man!

Moonlight~Pixie · 07-16-2005, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainstorm18

Without a paddle was funny! Gotta love when Seth Greens character got dragged away in a bears mouth

That was pretty funny, lol.

Cadence · 07-16-2005, 01:46 PM

I watched Without a Paddle again about a week or so ago. It was even funnier the 2nd time around.

I haven't watched to many comedies lately. I did watch Scary Movie 2 a few days ago. That movie has some funny scenes. The Excorcist spoof is the best. James Woods is a good actor and he did a great job in that particular scene.

I also ordered the movie Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. I've only seen it once and it is pretty hilarious.

AutumnColorsღ · 07-21-2005, 02:30 PM

I saw that Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle was on one of the HBO channels to watch so I might watch it later.

Rockstar- Omg I love Clue! Its so funny and I love the ending bits

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