FreedomsBullets

Gross, Corran annoys me more often than not.

Wow, I haven't thought about those games in a long time. I played them when I first got into SW, but since I was pretty young and not very good at video games I didn't get far. Did you play them?

sum1

Corran Horny?

I haven't played any video games, or any computer games put out past the early 90s.

FreedomsBullets

Pretty much.

He has his moments, but for the most part I don't like the character.

I remember you saying that, I just didn't know what year The Dark Forces/Jedi Knight series came out.

sum1

Around 95 or 97 or something, I think.

basenji

You mean because he looks at every woman he sees as, well, a valley at the meeting of her legs and her abdomen.

There's also a meme going around TFN relating to man-on-otter love. The bad thing is, it's totally, 100%, indisputably canon!

FreedomsBullets

And then we're expected to sympathize with him over his kidnapped wife.

basenji

Well, for what it's worth, there's at least some humor about it. Now that the internet knows what furries are, Chertyl Ruluwoor is all the more hilarious.

Anyway, speaking of memes...





And when your bank takes all your money, asks for more, takes that, and asks for more...



Some day I'm going to put Chewbacca as Courage Wolf.

Anyway...

Rieekan: Commander Skywalker, you've got a new mission ahead of you.
Luke: I'm still recovering from exposure.
Rieekan: Be that as it may, you must pilot these sub-par airspeeders against AT-ATs, even though X-wings can easily blow them up.
Luke: Sounds like no problem.
Rieekan: Then you've got to escort Gallofree Yards medium transports to a rendezvous point, going through a half-dozen Star Destroyers, with practically infinite TIEs.
Luke: Who designed this mission?
Rieekan: The people at LucasArts, of course. Though why they didn't include the TIE Defender is beyond me.

FreedomsBullets

That first picture is just... I love it.

basenji

R2-D2: *whistles*

Yeah, oh, Comic-Con's coming up. My top ten tips for cosplay.

10. Don't go dressed as a superhero unless your body is at least somewhat similar to that of the hero in question.
9. Especially if the superhero in question don't wear full spandex.
8. But don't try too hard to look like that superhero. The comics never show the bacne.
7. If you're brothers and dress as Sam and Dean, everyone will assume you still play that brotherly game Rammstein called "Spiel mit Mir".
6. If you dress as slave Leia and you're a girl, expect guys to ask you if you want to see their lightsabers.
5. There is only a 5% chance the guy is referring to his penis.
4. If you dress as slave Leia and you're a guy, expect fish to yell out "It's a trap!"
3. If you dress as an adaptation version of the costume, rather than as described as in the original media, we'll laugh at you for your nerdery.
2. If you dress as an animal, you will get made fun of for being a furry. Hilarity ensues.
1. If you crossdress as Desu, make sure to get the red and green eyes right, and know her name is Suiseiseki.

FreedomsBullets

The slave!Leia costume has become so overrated as cosplay. People should be more creative.

sum1

People who dress up in costumes are lame. At least if they're not still kids.

FreedomsBullets

What about Halloween?

sum1

That's for kids.

FreedomsBullets

It's my favorite holiday.

sum1

Well, you're a kid.