a new hope

Rey snored loudly, so loudly that it was heard in the Realm of the Dead. It woke Han from the dead and he decided to potty-train Kylo, while he was wearing a pottty on his head. Han told Kylo to take he potty off his head and Kylo said "I hate youuuuu!" Han replied "You sound just like your grandfather." "I hope you mean Vader and not Anakin", Kylo replied. "What's the difference?" says Han. "Obvi"…said Kylo, and stuck his tongue out at Han. Rey chopped off Kylo's… tongue. Which she sorely regretted later, when she realized what a great tongue he had. She put it on her mantlepiece, next to Theon's. Fortunately he still had his fingers. Fish fingers. Webbed fish fingers. Spider webs…from lack of use for so many years. Rey used her Force power to absorb a sun and create a new universe. Han said it was a little over the top. Rey said "I had to do something after the cluster***k I created by chopping off Kylo's tongue." "He still has his lightsaber", said Han. "Ah yes…a very large one", Rey replied. Suddenly, Kylo erupted from the rubbish dump and farted loudly causing chain reaction farts across the galaxy which blew up Starkiller Base making everybody sick of him. Chewie broke Kylo's neck and dumped him down a reactor shaft. "Should have done that when he was born", said Han. Luke chopped Rey in two with his old lightsaber. "Now can we go back to Endor?" asked Leia. "Yes", let's." Luke agreed. "And I'm not dead." Han added. Chewie barked his assent. Leia got them all aboard the Falcon and the flew off to Endor. The ewoks greeted them. Luke asked them for bottle of Endorian vodka and they all got plastered. Except for R2 and 3PO, who come along. The EWoks began chanting "Satan!" "Say Tan who?" asked Han. Chewie

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Rey snored loudly, so loudly that it was heard in the Realm of the Dead. It woke Han from the dead and he decided to potty-train Kylo, while he was wearing a pottty on his head. Han told Kylo to take he potty off his head and Kylo said "I hate youuuuu!" Han replied "You sound just like your grandfather." "I hope you mean Vader and not Anakin", Kylo replied. "What's the difference?" says Han. "Obvi"…said Kylo, and stuck his tongue out at Han. Rey chopped off Kylo's… tongue. Which she sorely regretted later, when she realized what a great tongue he had. She put it on her mantlepiece, next to Theon's. Fortunately he still had his fingers. Fish fingers. Webbed fish fingers. Spider webs…from lack of use for so many years. Rey used her Force power to absorb a sun and create a new universe. Han said it was a little over the top. Rey said "I had to do something after the cluster***k I created by chopping off Kylo's tongue." "He still has his lightsaber", said Han. "Ah yes…a very large one", Rey replied. Suddenly, Kylo erupted from the rubbish dump and farted loudly causing chain reaction farts across the galaxy which blew up Starkiller Base making everybody sick of him. Chewie broke Kylo's neck and dumped him down a reactor shaft. "Should have done that when he was born", said Han. Luke chopped Rey in two with his old lightsaber. "Now can we go back to Endor?" asked Leia. "Yes", let's." Luke agreed. "And I'm not dead." Han added. Chewie barked his assent. Leia got them all aboard the Falcon and the flew off to Endor. The ewoks greeted them. Luke asked them for bottle of Endorian vodka and they all got plastered. Except for R2 and 3PO, who come along. The EWoks began chanting "Satan!" "Say Tan who?" asked Han. Chewie demanded a big dose of dead animal to eat, and thus time without the net trap.

a new hope

Rey snored loudly, so loudly that it was heard in the Realm of the Dead. It woke Han from the dead and he decided to potty-train Kylo, while he was wearing a pottty on his head. Han told Kylo to take he potty off his head and Kylo said "I hate youuuuu!" Han replied "You sound just like your grandfather." "I hope you mean Vader and not Anakin", Kylo replied. "What's the difference?" says Han. "Obvi"…said Kylo, and stuck his tongue out at Han. Rey chopped off Kylo's… tongue. Which she sorely regretted later, when she realized what a great tongue he had. She put it on her mantlepiece, next to Theon's. Fortunately he still had his fingers. Fish fingers. Webbed fish fingers. Spider webs…from lack of use for so many years. Rey used her Force power to absorb a sun and create a new universe. Han said it was a little over the top. Rey said "I had to do something after the cluster***k I created by chopping off Kylo's tongue." "He still has his lightsaber", said Han. "Ah yes…a very large one", Rey replied. Suddenly, Kylo erupted from the rubbish dump and farted loudly causing chain reaction farts across the galaxy which blew up Starkiller Base making everybody sick of him. Chewie broke Kylo's neck and dumped him down a reactor shaft. "Should have done that when he was born", said Han. Luke chopped Rey in two with his old lightsaber. "Now can we go back to Endor?" asked Leia. "Yes", let's." Luke agreed. "And I'm not dead." Han added. Chewie barked his assent. Leia got them all aboard the Falcon and the flew off to Endor. The ewoks greeted them. Luke asked them for bottle of Endorian vodka and they all got plastered. Except for R2 and 3PO, who come along. The EWoks began chanting "Satan!" "Say Tan who?" asked Han. Chewie demanded a big dose of dead animal to eat, and thus time without the net trap. Han

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Rey snored loudly, so loudly that it was heard in the Realm of the Dead. It woke Han from the dead and he decided to potty-train Kylo, while he was wearing a pottty on his head. Han told Kylo to take he potty off his head and Kylo said "I hate youuuuu!" Han replied "You sound just like your grandfather." "I hope you mean Vader and not Anakin", Kylo replied. "What's the difference?" says Han. "Obvi"…said Kylo, and stuck his tongue out at Han. Rey chopped off Kylo's… tongue. Which she sorely regretted later, when she realized what a great tongue he had. She put it on her mantlepiece, next to Theon's. Fortunately he still had his fingers. Fish fingers. Webbed fish fingers. Spider webs…from lack of use for so many years. Rey used her Force power to absorb a sun and create a new universe. Han said it was a little over the top. Rey said "I had to do something after the cluster***k I created by chopping off Kylo's tongue." "He still has his lightsaber", said Han. "Ah yes…a very large one", Rey replied. Suddenly, Kylo erupted from the rubbish dump and farted loudly causing chain reaction farts across the galaxy which blew up Starkiller Base making everybody sick of him. Chewie broke Kylo's neck and dumped him down a reactor shaft. "Should have done that when he was born", said Han. Luke chopped Rey in two with his old lightsaber. "Now can we go back to Endor?" asked Leia. "Yes", let's." Luke agreed. "And I'm not dead." Han added. Chewie barked his assent. Leia got them all aboard the Falcon and the flew off to Endor. The ewoks greeted them. Luke asked them for bottle of Endorian vodka and they all got plastered. Except for R2 and 3PO, who come along. The EWoks began chanting "Satan!" "Say Tan who?" asked Han. Chewie demanded a big dose of dead animal to eat, and thus time without the net trap. Han and Leia

a new hope

Rey snored loudly, so loudly that it was heard in the Realm of the Dead. It woke Han from the dead and he decided to potty-train Kylo, while he was wearing a pottty on his head. Han told Kylo to take he potty off his head and Kylo said "I hate youuuuu!" Han replied "You sound just like your grandfather." "I hope you mean Vader and not Anakin", Kylo replied. "What's the difference?" says Han. "Obvi"…said Kylo, and stuck his tongue out at Han. Rey chopped off Kylo's… tongue. Which she sorely regretted later, when she realized what a great tongue he had. She put it on her mantlepiece, next to Theon's. Fortunately he still had his fingers. Fish fingers. Webbed fish fingers. Spider webs…from lack of use for so many years. Rey used her Force power to absorb a sun and create a new universe. Han said it was a little over the top. Rey said "I had to do something after the cluster***k I created by chopping off Kylo's tongue." "He still has his lightsaber", said Han. "Ah yes…a very large one", Rey replied. Suddenly, Kylo erupted from the rubbish dump and farted loudly causing chain reaction farts across the galaxy which blew up Starkiller Base making everybody sick of him. Chewie broke Kylo's neck and dumped him down a reactor shaft. "Should have done that when he was born", said Han. Luke chopped Rey in two with his old lightsaber. "Now can we go back to Endor?" asked Leia. "Yes", let's." Luke agreed. "And I'm not dead." Han added. Chewie barked his assent. Leia got them all aboard the Falcon and the flew off to Endor. The ewoks greeted them. Luke asked them for bottle of Endorian vodka and they all got plastered. Except for R2 and 3PO, who come along. The EWoks began chanting "Satan!" "Say Tan who?" asked Han. Chewie demanded a big dose of dead animal to eat, and thus time without the net trap. Han and Leia got

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Rey snored loudly, so loudly that it was heard in the Realm of the Dead. It woke Han from the dead and he decided to potty-train Kylo, while he was wearing a pottty on his head. Han told Kylo to take he potty off his head and Kylo said "I hate youuuuu!" Han replied "You sound just like your grandfather." "I hope you mean Vader and not Anakin", Kylo replied. "What's the difference?" says Han. "Obvi"…said Kylo, and stuck his tongue out at Han. Rey chopped off Kylo's… tongue. Which she sorely regretted later, when she realized what a great tongue he had. She put it on her mantlepiece, next to Theon's. Fortunately he still had his fingers. Fish fingers. Webbed fish fingers. Spider webs…from lack of use for so many years. Rey used her Force power to absorb a sun and create a new universe. Han said it was a little over the top. Rey said "I had to do something after the cluster***k I created by chopping off Kylo's tongue." "He still has his lightsaber", said Han. "Ah yes…a very large one", Rey replied. Suddenly, Kylo erupted from the rubbish dump and farted loudly causing chain reaction farts across the galaxy which blew up Starkiller Base making everybody sick of him. Chewie broke Kylo's neck and dumped him down a reactor shaft. "Should have done that when he was born", said Han. Luke chopped Rey in two with his old lightsaber. "Now can we go back to Endor?" asked Leia. "Yes", let's." Luke agreed. "And I'm not dead." Han added. Chewie barked his assent. Leia got them all aboard the Falcon and the flew off to Endor. The ewoks greeted them. Luke asked them for bottle of Endorian vodka and they all got plastered. Except for R2 and 3PO, who come along. The EWoks began chanting "Satan!" "Say Tan who?" asked Han. Chewie demanded a big dose of dead animal to eat, and thus time without the net trap. Han and Leia got excited

a new hope

Rey snored loudly, so loudly that it was heard in the Realm of the Dead. It woke Han from the dead and he decided to potty-train Kylo, while he was wearing a pottty on his head. Han told Kylo to take he potty off his head and Kylo said "I hate youuuuu!" Han replied "You sound just like your grandfather." "I hope you mean Vader and not Anakin", Kylo replied. "What's the difference?" says Han. "Obvi"…said Kylo, and stuck his tongue out at Han. Rey chopped off Kylo's… tongue. Which she sorely regretted later, when she realized what a great tongue he had. She put it on her mantlepiece, next to Theon's. Fortunately he still had his fingers. Fish fingers. Webbed fish fingers. Spider webs…from lack of use for so many years. Rey used her Force power to absorb a sun and create a new universe. Han said it was a little over the top. Rey said "I had to do something after the cluster***k I created by chopping off Kylo's tongue." "He still has his lightsaber", said Han. "Ah yes…a very large one", Rey replied. Suddenly, Kylo erupted from the rubbish dump and farted loudly causing chain reaction farts across the galaxy which blew up Starkiller Base making everybody sick of him. Chewie broke Kylo's neck and dumped him down a reactor shaft. "Should have done that when he was born", said Han. Luke chopped Rey in two with his old lightsaber. "Now can we go back to Endor?" asked Leia. "Yes", let's." Luke agreed. "And I'm not dead." Han added. Chewie barked his assent. Leia got them all aboard the Falcon and the flew off to Endor. The ewoks greeted them. Luke asked them for bottle of Endorian vodka and they all got plastered. Except for R2 and 3PO, who come along. The EWoks began chanting "Satan!" "Say Tan who?" asked Han. Chewie demanded a big dose of dead animal to eat, and thus time without the net trap. Han and Leia got excited about

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Rey snored loudly, so loudly that it was heard in the Realm of the Dead. It woke Han from the dead and he decided to potty-train Kylo, while he was wearing a pottty on his head. Han told Kylo to take he potty off his head and Kylo said "I hate youuuuu!" Han replied "You sound just like your grandfather." "I hope you mean Vader and not Anakin", Kylo replied. "What's the difference?" says Han. "Obvi"…said Kylo, and stuck his tongue out at Han. Rey chopped off Kylo's… tongue. Which she sorely regretted later, when she realized what a great tongue he had. She put it on her mantlepiece, next to Theon's. Fortunately he still had his fingers. Fish fingers. Webbed fish fingers. Spider webs…from lack of use for so many years. Rey used her Force power to absorb a sun and create a new universe. Han said it was a little over the top. Rey said "I had to do something after the cluster***k I created by chopping off Kylo's tongue." "He still has his lightsaber", said Han. "Ah yes…a very large one", Rey replied. Suddenly, Kylo erupted from the rubbish dump and farted loudly causing chain reaction farts across the galaxy which blew up Starkiller Base making everybody sick of him. Chewie broke Kylo's neck and dumped him down a reactor shaft. "Should have done that when he was born", said Han. Luke chopped Rey in two with his old lightsaber. "Now can we go back to Endor?" asked Leia. "Yes", let's." Luke agreed. "And I'm not dead." Han added. Chewie barked his assent. Leia got them all aboard the Falcon and the flew off to Endor. The ewoks greeted them. Luke asked them for bottle of Endorian vodka and they all got plastered. Except for R2 and 3PO, who come along. The EWoks began chanting "Satan!" "Say Tan who?" asked Han. Chewie demanded a big dose of dead animal to eat, and thus time without the net trap. Han and Leia got excited about going to bed together for the first time in a billion years.

a new hope

Rey snored loudly, so loudly that it was heard in the Realm of the Dead. It woke Han from the dead and he decided to potty-train Kylo, while he was wearing a pottty on his head. Han told Kylo to take he potty off his head and Kylo said "I hate youuuuu!" Han replied "You sound just like your grandfather." "I hope you mean Vader and not Anakin", Kylo replied. "What's the difference?" says Han. "Obvi"…said Kylo, and stuck his tongue out at Han. Rey chopped off Kylo's… tongue. Which she sorely regretted later, when she realized what a great tongue he had. She put it on her mantlepiece, next to Theon's. Fortunately he still had his fingers. Fish fingers. Webbed fish fingers. Spider webs…from lack of use for so many years. Rey used her Force power to absorb a sun and create a new universe. Han said it was a little over the top. Rey said "I had to do something after the cluster***k I created by chopping off Kylo's tongue." "He still has his lightsaber", said Han. "Ah yes…a very large one", Rey replied. Suddenly, Kylo erupted from the rubbish dump and farted loudly causing chain reaction farts across the galaxy which blew up Starkiller Base making everybody sick of him. Chewie broke Kylo's neck and dumped him down a reactor shaft. "Should have done that when he was born", said Han. Luke chopped Rey in two with his old lightsaber. "Now can we go back to Endor?" asked Leia. "Yes", let's." Luke agreed. "And I'm not dead." Han added. Chewie barked his assent. Leia got them all aboard the Falcon and the flew off to Endor. The ewoks greeted them. Luke asked them for bottle of Endorian vodka and they all got plastered. Except for R2 and 3PO, who come along. The EWoks began chanting "Satan!" "Say Tan who?" asked Han. Chewie demanded a big dose of dead animal to eat, and thus time without the net trap. Han and Leia got excited about going to bed together for the first time in a billion years. C-3PO

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Rey snored loudly, so loudly that it was heard in the Realm of the Dead. It woke Han from the dead and he decided to potty-train Kylo, while he was wearing a pottty on his head. Han told Kylo to take he potty off his head and Kylo said "I hate youuuuu!" Han replied "You sound just like your grandfather." "I hope you mean Vader and not Anakin", Kylo replied. "What's the difference?" says Han. "Obvi"…said Kylo, and stuck his tongue out at Han. Rey chopped off Kylo's… tongue. Which she sorely regretted later, when she realized what a great tongue he had. She put it on her mantlepiece, next to Theon's. Fortunately he still had his fingers. Fish fingers. Webbed fish fingers. Spider webs…from lack of use for so many years. Rey used her Force power to absorb a sun and create a new universe. Han said it was a little over the top. Rey said "I had to do something after the cluster***k I created by chopping off Kylo's tongue." "He still has his lightsaber", said Han. "Ah yes…a very large one", Rey replied. Suddenly, Kylo erupted from the rubbish dump and farted loudly causing chain reaction farts across the galaxy which blew up Starkiller Base making everybody sick of him. Chewie broke Kylo's neck and dumped him down a reactor shaft. "Should have done that when he was born", said Han. Luke chopped Rey in two with his old lightsaber. "Now can we go back to Endor?" asked Leia. "Yes", let's." Luke agreed. "And I'm not dead." Han added. Chewie barked his assent. Leia got them all aboard the Falcon and the flew off to Endor. The ewoks greeted them. Luke asked them for bottle of Endorian vodka and they all got plastered. Except for R2 and 3PO, who come along. The EWoks began chanting "Satan!" "Say Tan who?" asked Han. Chewie demanded a big dose of dead animal to eat, and thus time without the net trap. Han and Leia got excited about going to bed together for the first time in a billion years. C-3PO tried to interrupt, but Chewie knocked him out.

a new hope

Rey snored loudly, so loudly that it was heard in the Realm of the Dead. It woke Han from the dead and he decided to potty-train Kylo, while he was wearing a pottty on his head. Han told Kylo to take he potty off his head and Kylo said "I hate youuuuu!" Han replied "You sound just like your grandfather." "I hope you mean Vader and not Anakin", Kylo replied. "What's the difference?" says Han. "Obvi"…said Kylo, and stuck his tongue out at Han. Rey chopped off Kylo's… tongue. Which she sorely regretted later, when she realized what a great tongue he had. She put it on her mantlepiece, next to Theon's. Fortunately he still had his fingers. Fish fingers. Webbed fish fingers. Spider webs…from lack of use for so many years. Rey used her Force power to absorb a sun and create a new universe. Han said it was a little over the top. Rey said "I had to do something after the cluster***k I created by chopping off Kylo's tongue." "He still has his lightsaber", said Han. "Ah yes…a very large one", Rey replied. Suddenly, Kylo erupted from the rubbish dump and farted loudly causing chain reaction farts across the galaxy which blew up Starkiller Base making everybody sick of him. Chewie broke Kylo's neck and dumped him down a reactor shaft. "Should have done that when he was born", said Han. Luke chopped Rey in two with his old lightsaber. "Now can we go back to Endor?" asked Leia. "Yes", let's." Luke agreed. "And I'm not dead." Han added. Chewie barked his assent. Leia got them all aboard the Falcon and the flew off to Endor. The ewoks greeted them. Luke asked them for bottle of Endorian vodka and they all got plastered. Except for R2 and 3PO, who come along. The EWoks began chanting "Satan!" "Say Tan who?" asked Han. Chewie demanded a big dose of dead animal to eat, and thus time without the net trap. Han and Leia got excited about going to bed together for the first time in a billion years. C-3PO tried to interrupt, but Chewie knocked him out. A

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Rey snored loudly, so loudly that it was heard in the Realm of the Dead. It woke Han from the dead and he decided to potty-train Kylo, while he was wearing a pottty on his head. Han told Kylo to take he potty off his head and Kylo said "I hate youuuuu!" Han replied "You sound just like your grandfather." "I hope you mean Vader and not Anakin", Kylo replied. "What's the difference?" says Han. "Obvi"…said Kylo, and stuck his tongue out at Han. Rey chopped off Kylo's… tongue. Which she sorely regretted later, when she realized what a great tongue he had. She put it on her mantlepiece, next to Theon's. Fortunately he still had his fingers. Fish fingers. Webbed fish fingers. Spider webs…from lack of use for so many years. Rey used her Force power to absorb a sun and create a new universe. Han said it was a little over the top. Rey said "I had to do something after the cluster***k I created by chopping off Kylo's tongue." "He still has his lightsaber", said Han. "Ah yes…a very large one", Rey replied. Suddenly, Kylo erupted from the rubbish dump and farted loudly causing chain reaction farts across the galaxy which blew up Starkiller Base making everybody sick of him. Chewie broke Kylo's neck and dumped him down a reactor shaft. "Should have done that when he was born", said Han. Luke chopped Rey in two with his old lightsaber. "Now can we go back to Endor?" asked Leia. "Yes", let's." Luke agreed. "And I'm not dead." Han added. Chewie barked his assent. Leia got them all aboard the Falcon and the flew off to Endor. The ewoks greeted them. Luke asked them for bottle of Endorian vodka and they all got plastered. Except for R2 and 3PO, who come along. The EWoks began chanting "Satan!" "Say Tan who?" asked Han. Chewie demanded a big dose of dead animal to eat, and thus time without the net trap. Han and Leia got excited about going to bed together for the first time in a billion years. C-3PO tried to interrupt, but Chewie knocked him out. A Tusken vampire

a new hope

Rey snored loudly, so loudly that it was heard in the Realm of the Dead. It woke Han from the dead and he decided to potty-train Kylo, while he was wearing a pottty on his head. Han told Kylo to take he potty off his head and Kylo said "I hate youuuuu!" Han replied "You sound just like your grandfather." "I hope you mean Vader and not Anakin", Kylo replied. "What's the difference?" says Han. "Obvi"…said Kylo, and stuck his tongue out at Han. Rey chopped off Kylo's… tongue. Which she sorely regretted later, when she realized what a great tongue he had. She put it on her mantlepiece, next to Theon's. Fortunately he still had his fingers. Fish fingers. Webbed fish fingers. Spider webs…from lack of use for so many years. Rey used her Force power to absorb a sun and create a new universe. Han said it was a little over the top. Rey said "I had to do something after the cluster***k I created by chopping off Kylo's tongue." "He still has his lightsaber", said Han. "Ah yes…a very large one", Rey replied. Suddenly, Kylo erupted from the rubbish dump and farted loudly causing chain reaction farts across the galaxy which blew up Starkiller Base making everybody sick of him. Chewie broke Kylo's neck and dumped him down a reactor shaft. "Should have done that when he was born", said Han. Luke chopped Rey in two with his old lightsaber. "Now can we go back to Endor?" asked Leia. "Yes", let's." Luke agreed. "And I'm not dead." Han added. Chewie barked his assent. Leia got them all aboard the Falcon and the flew off to Endor. The ewoks greeted them. Luke asked them for bottle of Endorian vodka and they all got plastered. Except for R2 and 3PO, who come along. The EWoks began chanting "Satan!" "Say Tan who?" asked Han. Chewie demanded a big dose of dead animal to eat, and thus time without the net trap. Han and Leia got excited about going to bed together for the first time in a billion years. C-3PO tried to interrupt, but Chewie knocked him out. A Tusken vampire was

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Rey snored loudly, so loudly that it was heard in the Realm of the Dead. It woke Han from the dead and he decided to potty-train Kylo, while he was wearing a pottty on his head. Han told Kylo to take he potty off his head and Kylo said "I hate youuuuu!" Han replied "You sound just like your grandfather." "I hope you mean Vader and not Anakin", Kylo replied. "What's the difference?" says Han. "Obvi"…said Kylo, and stuck his tongue out at Han. Rey chopped off Kylo's… tongue. Which she sorely regretted later, when she realized what a great tongue he had. She put it on her mantlepiece, next to Theon's. Fortunately he still had his fingers. Fish fingers. Webbed fish fingers. Spider webs…from lack of use for so many years. Rey used her Force power to absorb a sun and create a new universe. Han said it was a little over the top. Rey said "I had to do something after the cluster***k I created by chopping off Kylo's tongue." "He still has his lightsaber", said Han. "Ah yes…a very large one", Rey replied. Suddenly, Kylo erupted from the rubbish dump and farted loudly causing chain reaction farts across the galaxy which blew up Starkiller Base making everybody sick of him. Chewie broke Kylo's neck and dumped him down a reactor shaft. "Should have done that when he was born", said Han. Luke chopped Rey in two with his old lightsaber. "Now can we go back to Endor?" asked Leia. "Yes", let's." Luke agreed. "And I'm not dead." Han added. Chewie barked his assent. Leia got them all aboard the Falcon and the flew off to Endor. The ewoks greeted them. Luke asked them for bottle of Endorian vodka and they all got plastered. Except for R2 and 3PO, who come along. The EWoks began chanting "Satan!" "Say Tan who?" asked Han. Chewie demanded a big dose of dead animal to eat, and thus time without the net trap. Han and Leia got excited about going to bed together for the first time in a billion years. C-3PO tried to interrupt, but Chewie knocked him out. A Tusken vampire was thirsty

a new hope

Rey snored loudly, so loudly that it was heard in the Realm of the Dead. It woke Han from the dead and he decided to potty-train Kylo, while he was wearing a pottty on his head. Han told Kylo to take he potty off his head and Kylo said "I hate youuuuu!" Han replied "You sound just like your grandfather." "I hope you mean Vader and not Anakin", Kylo replied. "What's the difference?" says Han. "Obvi"…said Kylo, and stuck his tongue out at Han. Rey chopped off Kylo's… tongue. Which she sorely regretted later, when she realized what a great tongue he had. She put it on her mantlepiece, next to Theon's. Fortunately he still had his fingers. Fish fingers. Webbed fish fingers. Spider webs…from lack of use for so many years. Rey used her Force power to absorb a sun and create a new universe. Han said it was a little over the top. Rey said "I had to do something after the cluster***k I created by chopping off Kylo's tongue." "He still has his lightsaber", said Han. "Ah yes…a very large one", Rey replied. Suddenly, Kylo erupted from the rubbish dump and farted loudly causing chain reaction farts across the galaxy which blew up Starkiller Base making everybody sick of him. Chewie broke Kylo's neck and dumped him down a reactor shaft. "Should have done that when he was born", said Han. Luke chopped Rey in two with his old lightsaber. "Now can we go back to Endor?" asked Leia. "Yes", let's." Luke agreed. "And I'm not dead." Han added. Chewie barked his assent. Leia got them all aboard the Falcon and the flew off to Endor. The ewoks greeted them. Luke asked them for bottle of Endorian vodka and they all got plastered. Except for R2 and 3PO, who come along. The EWoks began chanting "Satan!" "Say Tan who?" asked Han. Chewie demanded a big dose of dead animal to eat, and thus time without the net trap. Han and Leia got excited about going to bed together for the first time in a billion years. C-3PO tried to interrupt, but Chewie knocked him out. A Tusken vampire was thirsty for