LilMouse

firewall

Thanks for another new thread, Vic. You are a good title-thinker-upper.

Although, it sounds like we, as a group, have one collective mind. We are a scary bunch.

LilMouse

Thanks Rach

We all think the same cause we all love Ewan. I figure fans wanted Patrick to not be evil and get to be the greatest (and cutest) pope.

firewall

Yes, when I think about who I would like to be pope, I definitely want the cutest priest around.

LilMouse

I'd go to Christmas & Easter mass at the Vatican if he was pope.

BehrItAll

I still like the dying a martyr idea better.

LilMouse

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. He can't ever die.

firewall

So now Patrick is an immortal? He will be the hot pope forever and ever.

LilMouse

Yes. He will forever grace us with his hotness and we'll never get tired of looking at him.

BehrItAll

A vampire pope?

LilMouse

No vamp. Just immortal.

firewall

I think a vampire pope would be an oxymoron, since vampires are demons.

An immortal like in Highlander?

LilMouse

I never read Highlander (it's a book, right?) but I'll just say yes

Or it can be like Tuck Everlasting. He drank water and can't die now.

firewall

I'll take some of that water, please?

Highlander might be a book, but its also a movie and a TV series. And they are called Highlanders because they are from the Scottish highlands, so its really appropriate for Ewan/Patrick to be a Highlander pope. Although, Highlanders do tend to go around cutting off the heads of other highlanders. So, it's not exactly the most pope-like profession.

LilMouse

I wouldn't want to be immortal, but I would like to stay young-looking.

So these Scottish Highlanders who chop off each other's heads are not immortal, but they stay forever young?