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Funny Quotes #5
Marge: Well I think it's wonderful that your father has fallen in love with my mother.
Homer: Well I'm opposed to the whole thing. Damn opposed! Bart: He's damn opposed. Damn, damn, damn opposed. and... Marge: Homer, what possible reason you have against grampa falling in love? Homer: If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister. And then our kids, they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin and over bites and five fingers on each hand. Homer's interpretation:  Mr. Burns: Everyone who has found true love can leave early. Mr. Burns: (to Homer and Marge) Why it's Fred Flinstone and his wife Wilma. Oh and this must be little Pebbles. Oh and I brought some chocolate. Homer: Yabba Dabba Doo |
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I honestly did not remember that particular scene
 But then again, I guess it's because I haven't watched the episode (where Marge's mom seems to fall for Grampa before she moved on with Mr. Burns) a lot  |
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*Homer and Marge walk in while Grampa and Selma are kissing*
Homer: Ahh! A bear is eating my father! Selma: I'm Selma! Homer: Ahh! A talking bear is eating my father! __________________
Let's Go Blues!
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Marge: Why didn't you tell me you were bringing home a filthy monkey?
Homer: This filthy monkey made the orange juice you're drinking! Pray .. for .. Mojo!! |
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Mojo! Marge: Homer, there's a bird on your head. Homer: I know, he's grooming me |
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Chief Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
Crazy Guy: Forget the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?! Wiggum: I already told you: you don't get a gun 'til you tell me your name! Crazy Guy: I've had it up to here with your..."RULES!"  Bart: I can't stand to see you so miserable, Lis...unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress. Hmm, that gives me an idea. *pulls out pocket tape recorder, presses "record"* Note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress. *chuckles* *turns back to Lisa, then as an afterthought, chuckles onto tape again* Hey, I know! How about I dig up some dirt on Alison? Remember how I got Milhouse's picture on "America's Most Wanted"? *two agents in sunglasses drive up, see Milhouse* Agent 1: There he is on the monkey bars. Agent 2: Try to take him alive. Milhouse: Oh no, not again! Bart: Lis, I did some checking on this Alison character, and I know it's against all your moral fibers -- Lisa: *grabs sheet* Give it to me. *chuckles* Hey, wait! There's nothing bad here. Bart: Yep, she's clean as a bean, but...I did tip off the Feds as to the whereabouts of our good friend Milhouse. *Milhouse stands at the mouth of a large pipe with his hands up, facing an agent pointing a gun at him* Milhouse: I'm telling you, I didn't do anything. Agent: I don't care. Milhouse: *turns around, looks down, jumps...off a dam* Aah...*hits churning water at bottom* Ouch! My glasses. |
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Kang or Kodos: We're not crying! We're vomiting from our eyes!
Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone. Selma: Her legend will live forever. Homer's Brain: Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman. Homer: Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good! |
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Homer: Oh everything's cruel to you Lisa. Keeping him chained up is cruel. Pulling on his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel. So excuse me if I'm cruel!
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