ErinlovestheOC

Okay, so I got this idea for the Top Gilmore Moments.
You do NOT have to choose from my selection. It just looked fun.
I want to see what everyones different moments are.

Categories:
-Top 5 Fight scenes
-Top 10 Crying/Breakdown scenes
-Top 5 Love scenes
-The most shocking scene
-And anything else you want to add.

ErinlovestheOC

Top 5 Fight Scenes:

#5: Teach Me Tonight
Lorelai tries to find Jess after the car accident.




Lorelai: Yeah, well, I'll tell you one place he's not. He's not in the emergency room getting his arm plastered up!
Luke: Hey! I am sorry about Rory. You know I care more about her than I do myself. But at least you know where Rory is, and at least you know that she's okay. Now I have to go find Jess, and I have to make sure that he's okay, so if that cuts into your screaming time, then that's just too damn bad!
Lorelai: Go to hell!
Luke: Right back at ya


#4: Rory's Dance
Rory comes home after spending the night with Dean.




Rory: What about all that stuff you said about trusting me? Where did all that go?
Lorelai: I think it's back on Patty's yoga mats!
Rory: This is crap! You know I didn't do anything! You know this is an accident. You're just mad because I screwed up and I did it in front of Grandma and she nailed you for it. Well I'm sorry. I'm sorry I screwed up and I'm sorry you got yelled at, but I didn't do anything, and you know it!

#3: Partings
Lorelai gives Luke an ultimatum.




Lorelai: No, I'm not waiting. It's now or never!
Luke: I don't like ultimatums.
Lorelai: I don't like Mondays, but unfortunately, they come around eventually.

#2: Raincoats and Recipes
Rory sleeps with, married, Dean and Lorelai finds out.




Rory: I mean, aren't you glad it happened with someone who's kind and good and really loves me?
Lorelai: But...he's married.
Rory: You don't understand the situation.
Lorelai: Is he still married?
Rory: Well, yeah, but--
Lorelai: Then I understand the situation.

#1: A House Is Not A Home
Lorelai is betrayed by her parents.




Richard: You promised me you were going to back me up on this, that we were going to convince Rory to go back to school. You promised you were not going to let this happen!
Richard: Rory is young, Lorelai, and I'm sure that after she's had some time and some space, she will change her mind. But for now, this is what she wants to do, and we need to respect that.
Lorelai: Does Rory even know about any of this? Did you even talk to her about it?
Richard: Yes, she's fine with the arrangement.
Lorelai: So you went to her? Behind my back?
Richard: She came to me, Lorelai. She told me what she wanted in her own words!
Lorelai: Wow, so that does work occasionally with you, huh?

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do we choose from this 5, or do we post our Top 5 fight scenes?

ErinlovestheOC

Top 10 Crying/Breakdown scenes

#10: Red Light On The Wedding Night
Lorelai doesn't want to get married.




Rory: Mom, stop.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: Are you and Max getting married?
Lorelai: No.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: (starts crying) Because I didn't want to try on my wedding dress every night.

#9: Paris Is Burning
Lorelai and Max break up.




#8: Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days
Lorelai falls apart at Luke's.




Lorelai: And I swear I hate admitting it because I fancy myself wonder women but.. I really want it. The whole package.
Luke: You'll get it.

#7: The Incredible Shrinking Lorelais
Rory breaks down in front of Dean.




DEAN: What's wrong?
RORY: [voice breaking] Everything's falling apart. I thought I had it all under control, but I don't.
DEAN: What? What was under control?
RORY: Everybody else can handle the classes, but I can't. And I'm supposed to. I'm supposed to take five classes. Everybody else does. I mean, my grandfather did. [sigh] God, how am I gonna tell my grandfather that I failed?
DEAN: You failed?
RORY: No, I didn't even get a chance to fail. I mean -- [sniff] I had to drop a class. I was told to drop a class.
DEAN: That's not a big deal.
RORY: It's a really big deal. I'm not supposed to drop a class. I'm not the drop-a-class person. I get good grades. [trembling voice] I… handle things.
DEAN: Hey, come on. [ Puts his arm around her, rubbing her arm ]
RORY: And Lane, she's not around anymore, and I -- I know she had to go, but I miss her, and I liked her there, and I haven't talked to my mom, and I need to talk to her, and she's not around. And I'm failing. I'm failing everything. I can't do it. I can't handle it. I'm messing everything up! [ Sobbing ] Oh! God, just look at this.
DEAN: Look at what?
RORY: You having to be nice to me. I mean, you shouldn't have to be nice to me. I was horrible to you, and now you're married to someone nice and who's not me and not a failure.
DEAN: You are so not a failure.
RORY: [sobbing] Yes, I am. I just can't, I -- I need to talk to my mom 'cause I just don't know what to do.
DEAN: It's okay. [He hugs her close, comforting her.]

#6: The Incredible Shrinking Lorelais'
Lorelai breaks down in front of Luke.




LUKE: Are you okay?
LORELAI: Why?
LUKE: Because you don't look okay.
LORELAI: Well, geez, take me now, sailor.
LUKE: I mean, you look distracted.
LORELAI: Distracted, no. Well, maybe -- yeah. Distracted, okay, sure. I'm very distracted.
LUKE: Anything I can do?
LORELAI: You know, there are very few times in my life when I find myself sitting around thinking, "I wish I was married," but today, I mean -- I'm happy. You know? I like my life. I like my friends. I like my stuff. My time, my space, my TV.
LUKE: Yeah, sure.
LORELAI: But every now and then, just for a moment, I wish I had a partner, someone to pick up the slack. Someone to wait for the cable guy, make me coffee in the morning, meet the stupid sink before it gets sent back to Canada. [wanders to nearby bench and sits]
LUKE: What happened? [joins her on bench]
LORELAI: [ Voice breaking ] Um... [ Sniffles ] I just thought I had everything under control, but I didn't, and the inn is just falling apart. This has been my dream forever, and I have it, and it's here, and I'm failing. I can't handle it. I just spend every minute running around and working and thinking. [Luke puts his arm across the back of the bench and listens quietly.] And I thought I would have help, but Sookie has Davey, and Michel has Celine, and I'm -- I can't do it all by myself. [[Luke moves closer.] And I don't even have time to see my kid, and hell, forget see her, just even talk to her. And I miss her. And I sat there in my parents' house just listening to my grandmother basically call me a charity case, and I couldn't even argue with her. I couldn't even say anything, because I am. I'm running out of money, and I don't know what to do about it, and I was gonna, I was gonna ask you for $30,000 at dinner tonight. That's how pathetic I am.
LUKE: Thirty thousand dollars. Well, okay, I mean if you --
LORELAI: I don't want to talk about it now. I don't want to think about it. [hiding face, she leans against his chest] I'm failing. [ Sobs ] I'm failing.
[Luke hugs her close, strokes her hair, and gently rubs her arm.]
LUKE: You are not failing.
LORELAI: [muffled] I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
LUKE: [gently] It's okay.

#5: To Live And Let Diorama
Rory gets drunk and spill her heart out to Lorelai.



Rory: Why doesn't he like me? Why doesn't he call me? What did I do?
Lorelai: Shh.. its okay..

#4: The Breakup Part 2
Rory is ready to wallow.




Rory: I'm ready to wallow now.

#3: Thats What You Get Folks, For Making Whoopie
Rory comes home to find Lorelai bawling her eyes out.




#2: Say Something
Luke and Lorelai break up. Lorelai breaks down.




RORY: Mom? What happened?
LORELAI: Luke.
RORY: What Luke?
LORELAI: He's gone! He hates me. I blew it. I blew everything.
RORY: I don't understand. What happened?
LORELAI: I should have told him about Christopher.
RORY: That was innocent.
LORELAI: But I should have told him. I hid it. I shouldn't have hid it.
RORY: Try to sit up.
LORELAI: She got to him.
RORY: To Dad? Who did?
LORELAI: Mom. She pushed him and it ruined everything. And now they're
putting up ribbons.
RORY: Ribbons? Who?
LORELAI: Taylor, the town. They hate me. They all hate me. I wrecked
everything.
RORY: Mom. This isn't good. Come on. Try to sit up.
LORELAI: He said he needed time to think, but I pushed him.
RORY: He'll come around.
LORELAI: I pushed him, and now he's gone.
RORY: He waited forever for you. He's not just going to walk away.
LORELAI: It's over.
RORY: Mom, this isn't you. Lying in bed like this. You should be up.
LORELAI: You should go to school. Go back to school.
RORY: I'm here. I'm staying.
LORELAI: God, I really screwed up this time.
RORY: Shh.
LORELAI: He could have been the one.
RORY: He'll come around. Shh. Try to sleep.

#1: They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?
Rory and Dean break up. Rory is devastated.



LORELAI: Rory, what happened? Where did you go? [sees that Rory is crying] Oh, Rory, honey! Oh.

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Post YOUR top 5.

Anyone, from any episode, that you like.

ErinlovestheOC

Top 5 love scenes:

#5: Kiss and Tell
Dean kisses Rory.



RORY: OK, in this hand you have --
(As Rory reaches for the soda behind Dean's back, Dean leans down and kisses her. When he pulls back, Rory is stunned.)
RORY: Thank you.

#4: Let The Games Begin
Rory and Jess' first kiss as a couple.



JESS: So.
RORY: So.
JESS: Here we are.
RORY: Yeah, here we are. So, tell me, what’s your decision about smoking that depending on?
JESS: On what’s gonna happen.
RORY: When?
JESS: Now.
[They kiss]
RORY: I’m glad you didn’t smoke it.
JESS: Oh yeah?
RORY: Yeah.
[they kiss again]
JESS: Well, whatever else happens between us, at least we know that part works.

#3: Written In The Stars
Luke and Lorelai have sex.



LORELAI: [kisses his shoulder] This has been a really great first date.
LUKE: It only took us eight years to get here.

#2: Raincoats and Recipes
Luke and Lorelai kiss.




#1: A House Is Not A Home
Lorelai proposes to Luke,




Lorelai: Luke will you marry me?
Luke: What?

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Top Moments That Always Make Me Laugh
(no order)

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SOOKIE: [trying to get Lorelai from going into the kitchen] Michel's stealing!
I love the delivery of that line
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LORELAI: Ah, come on. We'll drink a couple beers, we'll sing painting songs.
LUKE: Painting songs.
LORELAI: Yeah, painting songs. Like, uh, you know, the song that goes, um...(singing) "Grab your brush and grab your rollers/All you kids and all you...bowlers/We're going paintin' today!" Say yes or there's another verse.
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LORELAI: Oh, oh, look, she's making doughnuts.
DONNA REED: ...behind in the sugar department.
JEFF: I guess I was thinking of something else, Mom.
LORELAI: "Not that my sugary attitude wouldn't make anyone an instant diabetic."
RORY: Mother-daughter window washing. We should try that.
LORELAI: Yeah, right after mother-daughter shock treatments. "You know, Daughter, there's nothing more satisfying thatn washing windows -- oh no!"
RORY: "What? Did I miss a spot?"
LORELAI: "No, I just had an impure thought about your father, Alex. Funny -- I don't know why I had it. It isn't the second Saturday of the month."
RORY: (in a deeper voice) "Hey, I heard you had an impure thought."
LORELAI: "I must now sublimate all my impure thoughts by going into the kitchen and making an endless string of perfect casseroles."
DEAN: You're not even listening to the dialogue.
RORY: Ours is better.

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-This teaser




LUKE: Is that woman doing what I think she’s doing?
[the woman has started nursing her baby]
LORELAI: Um, well, I can’t be a hundred percent sure, but. . .oh yeah, that’s lunch.
LUKE: Why, why do they do this? This is a public place, people are eating here.
RORY: They sure are.
LUKE: This cannot be sanitary.
LORELAI: I agree. You don’t know where that thing’s been.
LUKE: When did that become acceptable? In the old days, a woman would never consider doing that in public. They’d go find a barn or a cave or something. I mean, it’s indecent. This is a diner not a peep show!
LORELAI: Hey, consider making it a combo. You could charge more for your cheeseburgers. Of course, no one would ever feel the same ordering a glass of milk again, but . . .
LUKE: I have to do something. I just can’t stand here and let the lactating continue.
.....
LUKE: You go make her stop.
LORELAI: I’m not going over there.
LUKE: Why not? You’re a woman.
LORELAI: So what?
LUKE: So you have the same parts.
LORELAI: What?
LUKE: You shouldn’t be scared of it.
LORELAI: Scared of it? You know, you’re gonna be a bachelor for a really long time.
[Jess walks down into the diner and sees the woman nursing]
JESS: Oh geez!
[Jess quickly turns around and walks back upstairs]

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LORELAI: Oh, mime. That reminds me – Yale, best drama school bar none. Put that in the pro column.
RORY: I'm not taking drama.
LORELAI: No, but it means you'll have the best on-campus productions. You'll get to see the next Meryl Streep all goofy and eighteen and doing crap like, "Hey, name an occupation!" "Plumber!" "Name a farm tool now!" "Tractor!" "Hey, I'm a tractor doing. . .plumbing."
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LORELAI: [sings] Did you ever know that you're my hero?
RORY: Oh my God!
LORELAI: [sings] You're everything I would like to be. And I could fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.


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MAN ON CASSETTE: Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because...
LUKE: I am listening to this tape.
MAN ON CASSETTE: I feel hopeful because...
LUKE: This tape must end eventually.
MAN ON CASSETTE: I feel helpless because...
LUKE: I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass.

-This whole teaser




KIRK: Ribbons here, return your ribbons! .....

Fridaynightdinner

I only ad some of my fav. scenes 'cause a lot of then are shown here.

Fun: i always must laugh with them in this scene



Love:




Cry:


shocking:



There are so much more

go_clo

K well right now I dont feel like posting a long list of pics so I'll just post the most shocking moment (that comes to mind)




LUCY: So once we saw the hair, it was like totally obvious girl band. Rory has the most awesome house, you have to meet Rory [turns to Rory] Rory this is boyfriend

Theres alot more shocking scenes in the show, yes I know but for all the things that would have shocked me more then this I got spoiled for so it wasn't as shocking. For this scene, I knew he was coming back but I didn't know he would be brought back this way and it shocked the heck out of me

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Ignore

colorblind

i'm just gonna post pics, not quotes:

Top 5 Fight scenes:

1. Teach Me Tonight
Lorelai/Luke




2. Rory's Birthday Parties
Lorelai/Emily




3. Raincoats and Recipes
Lorelai/Rory




4. Partings
Lorelai/Luke




5. Afterboom
Lorelai/Richard




Top 5 Love scenes:

1. R&R kiss
Lorelai/Luke




2. WITS bed scene
Lorelai/Luke




3. NAIL
Lorelai/Luke





4. LTGB
Rory/Jess





The most shocking scene

Partings
Lorelai/Chris




Top Moments That Always Make Me Laugh - here i'm gonna post quotes

1. The Lorelai's First Day at Yale:
LL

LORELAI: Well, I was thinking maybe you could store it for me.
LUKE: Uh, no.
LORELAI: Come on.
LUKE: No.
LORELAI: Well, I can't take it back to Yale.
LUKE: I'm not storing your microbe mattress, forget it.
LORELAI: Well, then I'm stuck here.
LUKE: Fine, because I need my truck back.
LORELAI: Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress.
LUKE: I'm not taking the mattress.
LORELAI: Then let me take the truck.
LUKE: But that means you take the mattress.
LORELAI: I can't take the mattress.
LUKE: Then you can't have the truck.
LORELAI: But that sticks you with the mattress.
LUKE: If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress.
LORELAI: I can't take the mattress.
LUKE: Then you can't have the truck.
LORELAI: And that sticks you with the mattress.
LUKE: We've been here before.
LORELAI: I recognize that tree.

2. The Third Lorelai
Richard/Lorelai
GRANDPA: Long distance.
LORELAI: God?
GRANDPA: London.
LORELAI: God lives in London?
GRANDPA: My mother lives in London.
LORELAI: Your mother is God?
GRANDPA: Lorelai.
LORELAI: So, God is a woman...
GRANDPA: Lorelai.
LORELAI: And a relative, that’s so cool. I’m gonna totally ask for favors.
GRANDPA: [to Rory] Make her stop.

3. The Reigning Lorelai
Lorelai/Kirk

LORELAI: I wish I knew what they were talking about.
KIRK: Oh, I can tell you what they're saying.
LORELAI: How?
KIRK: I read lips. My girlfriend taught me. It's so we can have quiet time and keep the conversation going at the same time. Okay, she just said, "Hardwood sponge is the authority of the hostile biographer." And then he responded, "Just phone cords to original samovars."
LORELAI: Kirk, that doesn't make any sense.
KIRK: Must mean they're on to us and they've switched to some sort of code.
LORELAI: I don't think they're speaking in code.
KIRK: Oh, I think Luke's heading back. He just got up and said, "Feel your taters."
LORELAI: Is it possible he said, "I'll see you later?"
KIRK: No, I'm pretty sure about this one.

4. Luke Can See Her Face
Lorelai/Michel

MICHEL: Is this your voice?
LORELAI: [on answering machine] Michel, curtains. Tom, banister and mud-sink valve.
LORELAI: [present] Yes, that's my voice. I left myself a couple of messages last night.
MICHEL: You left yourself 25 messages last night, and the funny thing is, you didn't listen to any of the messages. I listened to the messages.
LORELAI: Just hand them to me, please.
MICHEL: Every day that you breathe, you make my life harder.
LORELAI: Got a solution for you, Michel.
MICHEL: And when is the desk coming? I don't find the whole conducting-business-on-the-floor thing amusing anymore! I want a desk and a chair and a bell. Where the hell is my bell?!

5. Ballroom & Biscotti

i just need to post pic fom this one





6. Take the Deviled Eggs

JESUS: Excuse me.
TAYLOR: May I help you, sir?
JESUS: Yes, I was looking for. . .ah, there she is. . .uh, Patricia.
LORELAI: Patricia. . .well, well, well.
EVERYONE: Woooooooo!
MISS PATTY: Now stop it.
JESUS: Are you ready?
MISS PATTY: I’m right in the middle of something, Jesus, but I’ll be right out. Patience.
JESUS: Okay. [walks out]
TAYLOR: Now, as we were saying. . .
BABETTE: Who’s the fox, Patty?
TAYLOR: Excuse me.
MISS PATTY: I met him at a funeral. Great guy, good dancer, Latin. . .
EVERYONE: Wooooooo!
TAYLOR: People, order please.
LORELAI: He better treat you right, this guy.
BABETTE: Yeah, how well do you know him?
MISS PATTY: Well, I just met him.
KIRK: I could look him up on the internet.
TAYLOR: People, please! Now, due to the lack of response, we’ll hold off on the bird spikes.
LUKE: Good.
LORELAI: Let Miss Patty’s date begin.
[Babette hands Patty a camera]

there are a lot more, especially for funny moments (definetly the Concert Interuption one that Heike posted), i will post some of it later.
and sorry if this post is toooo long.

maplezbear

Well everyone has pretty much posted the scenes that I would probably have posted for those catergories. But I have a few funny moments that I want to add... for now. I know there will be other moments that I will probably post at some point, lol

These two always crack me up:

Luke and Paris meet for the first time - 2.12 Richard In Stars Hollow



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[Paris and Rory walk in and sit at the counter. Paris starts looking at a menu.]
RORY: What are you doing?
PARIS: Trying just to blend in, fade away, observe.
LUKE: Hey Rory. Coffee?
RORY: Thanks Luke.
LUKE: Who’s your friend?
RORY: Angela Landsbury.
LUKE: Oh.
PARIS: You’re the owner here?
LUKE: Yup. You want some coffee Angela?
PARIS: No thanks.
LUKE: Okay.
PARIS: So, you run the diner, huh?
RORY: Oh boy.
PARIS: You get a lot of truckers through here?
LUKE: Truckers?
PARIS: Yeah. You know, guys on the road for weeks, lonely, looking for company, a little pick me up. Things like that.
LUKE: What’s she talking about?
RORY: Your guess is as good as mine.
PARIS: It’s pretty common knowledge that diners are breeding grounds for prostitution and drug dealers.
LUKE: What?
PARIS: Have you ever seen anything like that going down here?
LUKE: Have I ever. . .
PARIS: What about that guy over there? What’s his story?
LUKE: Reverend Nichols?
PARIS: Reverend Nichols, huh? What is that, like Dr. Feelgood?
LUKE: Rory, how much do you like this person?
RORY: Do what you gotta do, Luke.
[Jess comes down the steps into the diner]
PARIS: Hey, where’d he come from? What’s up there? Is that where you keep the girls? You got yourself a little cathouse up there?
JESS: Wow, I think she got you Uncle Luke. You better give up now.
LUKE: Do not add to this insanity.
JESS: An innocent boy like me should not be raised in an atmosphere like this.
LUKE: Jess!
JESS: I wanna be good, life’s just not letting me.
LUKE: Rory, get her out of here.
RORY: Okay, let’s go. [pulls Paris towards the door]
PARIS: Why do you need me to leave? What have you got to hide?
RORY: Paris, let’s go!

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The Microbe Mattress - 4.2 The Lorelais' First Day At Yale

unapologetic-mockers.net

LUKE: Wait, why is the mattress still there?
LORELAI: Oh, that's not the mattress, that's a mattress.
LUKE: What?
LORELAI: Rory has the new mattress. That's the Yale-supplied mattress that has microbes in it that date back to Henry Box Brown.
LUKE: Well, what are you gonna do with it?
LORELAI: Well, I was thinking maybe you could store it for me.
LUKE: Uh, no.
LORELAI: Come on.
LUKE: No.
LORELAI: Well, I can't take it back to Yale.
LUKE: I'm not storing your microbe mattress, forget it.
LORELAI: Well, then I'm stuck here.
LUKE: Fine, because I need my truck back.
LORELAI: Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress.
LUKE: I'm not taking the mattress.
LORELAI: Then let me take the truck.
LUKE: But that means you take the mattress.
LORELAI: I can't take the mattress.
LUKE: Then you can't have the truck.
LORELAI: But that sticks you with the mattress.
LUKE: If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress.
LORELAI: I can't take the mattress.
LUKE: Then you can't have the truck.
LORELAI: And that sticks you with the mattress.
LUKE: We've been here before.
LORELAI: I recognize that tree.